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YOU'RE GOING TO SIT THERE AND SMOKE ALL THESE CIGARETTES UNTIL YOU'VE LEARNT YOUR LESSON, SON. BUT DAD, I'VE NEVER SMOKED BEFORE! DAD EVENTUALLY LEARNED THAT YOU CAN'T JUST TEACH SOMEONE TO BE COOL. Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net|
YOU'RE GOING TO SIT THERE AND SMOKE ALL THESE CIGARETTES UNTIL YOU'VE LEARNT YOUR LESSON, SON. BUT DAD, I'VE NEVER SMOKED BEFORE! DAD EVENTUALLY LEARNED THAT YOU CAN'T JUST TEACH SOMEONE TO BE COOL. Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net|

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2020.06.26

CHECK OUT MY NEW INVENTION! IT'S CALLED THE PROBLEM-MATIC! WHAT'S IT DO? Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net An Apology From The Artist I want to offer my sincerest apologies to the readers I offended when I first posted this comic on June 26th, 2020. The world was a very different place back then. However, I know that's not an excuse, and I take full responsibility for creating this strip that upset so many people. I've made the decision to edit the comic, and I will continue to try to be better every day. This is my promise to the community. -Rob
CHECK OUT MY NEW INVENTION! IT'S CALLED THE PROBLEM-MATIC! WHAT'S IT DO? Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net An Apology From The Artist I want to offer my sincerest apologies to the readers I offended when I first posted this comic on June 26th, 2020. The world was a very different place back then. However, I know that's not an excuse, and I take full responsibility for creating this strip that upset so many people. I've made the decision to edit the comic, and I will continue to try to be better every day. This is my promise to the community. -Rob

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Quick reminder that women are vile creatures incapable of true love.

THIS DOUBLE DATE IS OVER.
THIS DOUBLE DATE IS OVER.

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Millennials

UGH, LOOK AT THEM. CAN'T THEY PUT DOWN THEIR PHONES FOR ONCE AND BE IN THE MOMENT? avocados avocados avocados Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net
UGH, LOOK AT THEM. CAN'T THEY PUT DOWN THEIR PHONES FOR ONCE AND BE IN THE MOMENT? avocados avocados avocados Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net

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living in the moment smartphone avocado

how to handle divorce with your kids

OKAY SON, THROW THE DART AND WHEREVER IT LANDS, WE'LL DO THAT, OKAY? ΥAAAAAAAAAAAΥ! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, SON DIVORCE Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net
OKAY SON, THROW THE DART AND WHEREVER IT LANDS, WE'LL DO THAT, OKAY? ΥAAAAAAAAAAAΥ! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, SON DIVORCE Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net

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divorce kids owned!

don't mess with wood

THIS IS PAYBACK FOR TURNING MY WIFE INTO STAIRS, YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH! Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net
THIS IS PAYBACK FOR TURNING MY WIFE INTO STAIRS, YOU SICK SON OF A BITCH! Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

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We hope your Christmas was holly, jolly and that nobody ate any of your limbs this year.

Merry Christmas from Dave, Roob and Hris
Merry Christmas from Dave, Roob and Hris

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skin

NO COMIC TODAY, I JUST WANTED TO DRAW A BANANA WEARING ANOTHER BANANA'S SKIN Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net MY THERAPIST IS VERY EXPENSIVE.
NO COMIC TODAY, I JUST WANTED TO DRAW A BANANA WEARING ANOTHER BANANA'S SKIN Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net MY THERAPIST IS VERY EXPENSIVE.

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Either join me, or stay out of my way!

EITHER JOIN ME, OR STAY OUT OF MY WAY! WHY DON'T YOU SUCK YOUR OWN D--- INSTEAD? ROKENARtaNENT
EITHER JOIN ME, OR STAY OUT OF MY WAY! WHY DON'T YOU SUCK YOUR OWN D--- INSTEAD? ROKENARtaNENT

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card cards

when you give upon a star

LOOK! QUICK, MAKE A WISH! I WISH DADDY WOULD COME BACK. Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net,
LOOK! QUICK, MAKE A WISH! I WISH DADDY WOULD COME BACK. Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net,

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