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STOP DOING CTF

STOP DOING CTF • SECURITY WAS NOT MEANT FOR COMPETITIONS YEARS of CTFS yet NO REAL-WORLD CVES FOUND You want to HACK SOMETHING? DONT USE ctftime USE THIS "I'm trying to find a gadget that lets me POP EAX so I can control the register to do a PLT overwrite" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged LOOK at what CTF players have been demanding your RESPECT for all this time, with all the mitigations we built for them (This is REAL CTF, done by REAL CTF PLAYERS) push ECDS A rhme2 ebp ebp, esp 1. Calculate e HASH(m), where ASH isa cryptogracic hash functior mov push push 2 Let z be the L, etmost bes of e, where l, is he be 1. Select a cryptographically secure random 4. Caloulate the curve point (.n) - S. Caloulater mod n. Er0.go 4. CalculaneA'(da) mod 7 The sigrature is the par (r.). esi edi mov edi, [ebp+arg_4] (*,,y.) = k x G ????? ???????? ?????????? They have played us for absolute fools

STOP DOING DERIVATIVES

Stop doing PLT

STOP DOING PLT LANGUAGES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN SEMANTICS * YEARS OF CONTROL FLOWS yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going more complicated than WHILE LOOPS Wanted to go more complicated anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "SELF-MODIFYING CODE" "Yes please call this function with the CURRENT CONTINUATION. Please filter this INFINITE LIST." - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what COMPUTER SCIENTISTS have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the compilers & IDES we build for them (This is REAL Programming Language Theory, done by REAL Computer Scientists): Aw [e]. 8 1, true %3D eifs t po aipoi - API if e then ci else c2 OroP20 halt AP AP ??? ????? ??????? instance Monosd e - Conenad ((-) e) vhere I would like a variable of type extract a- zespty extend f e 1 (de -a le o e')) please They have played us for absolute fools

STOP MODDING MINECRAFT

STOP DOING MODDING • MINECRAFT WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE PIPES • YEARS OF MODDING yet NO REAL-GAME USE FOUND for NUCLEAR REACTORS "Yes craft a Draconic Reactor, please make an Infinity Catalyst" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged LOOK at what Modders have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the modloaders & datapacks we built for them (These are REAL Mods, done by REAL Modders): tydroen bipraduct power) Sutur Onpen Trieede Dicede Water vapo Sufuric Acid Crystals to dust salnation (Binel Hydrogen Chioride Water pre to Crystals Drine-otydroneChlorine Hydronhiecneitydrogen Claride ????? ??????? ????? ???? "Hello I would like iron please" They have played us for absolute fools

STOP DOING LINGUISTICS

STOP DOING LINGUISTICS WORDS WERE NOT MEANT TO HAVE MEANING • YEARS OF MAKING NOISES yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for doing more than GRUNTING • Wanted to communicate abstract ideas anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "CRYING" "Yes, this man's e-ROLE is a g-agent" "Yes that plosive should DEVOICE word finally" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Linguists have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the elicitations and grammaticality checks we did for them (This is REAL Linguistics, done by REAL Linguists) CP VXF(x)>L(J, x) ТР DP T' ????? ???? VP Opast A ranjisgast ??????? ????? "Hello, Like(l, apples) please" They have played us for absolute cretins

STOP DOING PHYSICS

$STOP DOING PHYSICS S • PARTICLES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKED AT • YEARS OF BONKERS THEORIES yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for looking beyond the FIRST ORDER DERIVATIVES • Wanted to build a weirder model for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "EXPERIMENTAL CONJECTURES" "Nice throw Jimmy, the ball really went HO)\v@) = ih iw0)) ! I'm feeling very - + V(a.n) today" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Physicists have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the labs & computer programs we built for them (This is REAL Physics, done by REAL Phyisicists): FOLDING UNFOLDING ????? ??????? ?????? ?????? uuu"The uncertainty in i They have played us for absolute fools$

STOP DOING CHESS

STOP DOING CHESS •OPENINGSWERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN NAMES • YEARS OF PLAYING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for using anything than your HORSE • Wanted to use something anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "HOUSE RULES" "Yes please give me e4 of something. Please give me F3 with it" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what chess players have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the boards & pieces we built for them (This is REAL chess, done by REAL chess players ): A A A A A A A A A A ????? ??????? ????????????????? "Hello I would like O |castles please" They have played us for absolute fools

STOP DOING MUSIC

STOP PLAYING MUSIC OA is a letter not a sound It's just air vibrating and people argue which vibration is better - what's next? Rating earthquakes? If there's only 12 sounds why is there so many keys in the piano? Jazz? Just play the right notes LOOK at what Musicians have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the Xylophones and Theremins we built for them (This is REAL stuff made by REAL Musicians): 7 ????????? Hello, can I please hear C#maj9add13 ??? They have played us for absolute fools

STOP DOING SOIL SCIENCE

STOP DOING SOIL SCIENCE • Dirt was not supposed to be given names • Digging in the soil with your bare hands is GROSS • You are only disturbing the worms • TOTAL LACK OF RESPECT for the Earth and the secrets that lie beneath the surface Look at what Soil Scientists have been demanding our attention and respect for G5/3a sity Sand Long T hole in ground ???????? "What type of soil is this?"" "Ah, this is clearly a haplic arenic ferric garlic albeluvicambisol" They have played us for absolute fools Sit

STOP DOING MEDICINE

STOP DOING MEDICINE Why name muscles? It's just meat Rectal examination is GROSS Biology is full of LIES what camera did they use to film the inside Look at what they want us to believe THIS IS WHAT THEY STUDY STUPID TRIANGLES ?????????? FREE AUTISM "Hello, what's my illness?" "Oh, it's just PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCO They have played us for absolute fools

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