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STOP DOING CONSCIOUSNESS

Charlie Stross @cstross@wandering.shop stop doing consciousness - brain was never supposed to have "theory of mind" - millions of years development and yet no real world use found for having self-recognition in mirrors - "please transfer internal cognitive states to other organisms by means of sequential tokens obeying grammatical relationships", "I am not a cognitive zombie" - statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!! 15 déc. 2023, 18:44 · · Ivory for iOS · £7 158 · 244

Charlie Stross @cstross@wandering.shop stop doing consciousness - brain was never supposed to have "theory of mind" - millions of years development and yet no real world use found for having self-recognition in mirrors - "please transfer internal cognitive states to other organisms by means of sequential tokens obeying grammatical relationships", "I am not a cognitive zombie" - statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!! 15 déc. 2023, 18:44 · · Ivory for iOS · £7 158 · 244

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Stop doing raytracing

STOP DOING RAYTRACING LIGHT RAYS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SIMULATED YEARS OF GAMING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for bouncing light more than ONCE Wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "BAKED LIGHTING" "Yes please give me SLIGHTLY better visuals. Give me those slightly better visuals at a cost of HALF my frame rate" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Big Graphics Card have been demanding your money for all this time, with all the decades worth of beautiful non-RT games in your backlog. (This is REAL Raytracing, done by REAL $1600 graphics cards) RT OFF RT ON RTX OFF RTX ON RTX OFF ???? ?????? ??????????? "Hello I would like to run my games poorly please" They have played us for absolute fools

STOP DOING RAYTRACING LIGHT RAYS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SIMULATED YEARS OF GAMING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for bouncing light more than ONCE Wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "BAKED LIGHTING" "Yes please give me SLIGHTLY better visuals. Give me those slightly better visuals at a cost of HALF my frame rate" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Big Graphics Card have been demanding your money for all this time, with all the decades worth of beautiful non-RT games in your backlog. (This is REAL Raytracing, done by REAL $1600 graphics cards) RT OFF RT ON RTX OFF RTX ON RTX OFF ???? ?????? ??????????? "Hello I would like to run my games poorly please" They have played us for absolute fools

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STOP DOING OFFICES

STOP DOING OFFICES WORK WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO TAKE 90 MINUTES BY CAR TO GET TO YEARS OF URBANIZATION yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going to a different building to use the SAME INTERNET Wanted to do that anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that, it was called COFFEE SHOPS "Can you wrap up your call, we have this room booked" "how do we get office parking reimbursed" - Statements dreamt up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what corporations have been demanding your Respect for all this time with all the labor we have given them (These are REAL FURNISHINGS found in REAL OFFICES) ????? "Hello I would like to hear half of your Zoom call" They have played us for absolute fools ??????? ?????????????

STOP DOING OFFICES WORK WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO TAKE 90 MINUTES BY CAR TO GET TO YEARS OF URBANIZATION yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going to a different building to use the SAME INTERNET Wanted to do that anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that, it was called COFFEE SHOPS "Can you wrap up your call, we have this room booked" "how do we get office parking reimbursed" - Statements dreamt up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what corporations have been demanding your Respect for all this time with all the labor we have given them (These are REAL FURNISHINGS found in REAL OFFICES) ????? "Hello I would like to hear half of your Zoom call" They have played us for absolute fools ??????? ?????????????

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STOP POSTING FLUFFY FOXES

STOP DOING • YEARS OF for WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN ● Wanted to that: It was called yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what for all this time, with all the (This is REAL have been demanding your Respect & we built for them ): done by REAL ????? "Hello I would like ??????? ??????? ???????? please" They have played us for absolute fools

STOP DOING • YEARS OF for WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN ● Wanted to that: It was called yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what for all this time, with all the (This is REAL have been demanding your Respect & we built for them ): done by REAL ????? "Hello I would like ??????? ??????? ???????? please" They have played us for absolute fools

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Just Stop

$STOP DOING NATURAL LANGUAGE WORDS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE VECTORS BILLIONS OF PARAMTERS and EXAFLOPS OF COMPUTING POWER SPENT yet NO real progress beyond As an Al language model, • Wanted to process text anyways for a laugh? We had a tool for that, it was called s.matches ("^<([a-z]+)([^<]+)*(?:>(.*)<\1> [s+ />)$"); | this what is (This is REAL NLP, done by REAL it = 0[W₂₁ * & + Wi * H-1 + W₁ °C -1 + b;) ft = 0 {W zg * X&r + Whƒ * H ₁−1 + We ƒ ° Gt-1 + bg) G₁ = f₁0 C₁-1 + 40 tah(W₂ * &₁ + Whe * H₁-1 + bc) missing we are is AN OBJECT and has NO RIGHT TO SPEAK IN OUR SACRED TONGUE որ մի տեղ ????? PROCESSING HUMANS ): (John does not love Mary John does not like Mary (ƒ (T3 & does & not ❀ love ® ‡ ₁) | ƒ ( mh3 ® does & n = (hates34 loves 34+ hates34) hates34 loves$34) + hates 34 hates34 ) = ³ ????????????????? 04 = 0 (W₂0 * X₁ + Who * H₁-1 + Woo0 °C++ b₂) 14 = 0,0tanh (C) ??????? "Hello I would like [ID] 0-4 D₁ 1 "Sorry, I don't speak meaning 2010-0--DRO FVect 11 language FVect x P y Spa Kg please" 11$

$STOP DOING NATURAL LANGUAGE WORDS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE VECTORS BILLIONS OF PARAMTERS and EXAFLOPS OF COMPUTING POWER SPENT yet NO real progress beyond As an Al language model, • Wanted to process text anyways for a laugh? We had a tool for that, it was called s.matches ("^<([a-z]+)([^<]+)*(?:>(.*)<\1> [s+ />)$"); | this what is (This is REAL NLP, done by REAL it = 0[W₂₁ * & + Wi * H-1 + W₁ °C -1 + b;) ft = 0 {W zg * X&r + Whƒ * H ₁−1 + We ƒ ° Gt-1 + bg) G₁ = f₁0 C₁-1 + 40 tah(W₂ * &₁ + Whe * H₁-1 + bc) missing we are is AN OBJECT and has NO RIGHT TO SPEAK IN OUR SACRED TONGUE որ մի տեղ ????? PROCESSING HUMANS ): (John does not love Mary John does not like Mary (ƒ (T3 & does & not ❀ love ® ‡ ₁) | ƒ ( mh3 ® does & n = (hates34 loves 34+ hates34) hates34 loves$34) + hates 34 hates34 ) = ³ ????????????????? 04 = 0 (W₂0 * X₁ + Who * H₁-1 + Woo0 °C++ b₂) 14 = 0,0tanh (C) ??????? "Hello I would like [ID] 0-4 D₁ 1 "Sorry, I don't speak meaning 2010-0--DRO FVect 11 language FVect x P y Spa Kg please" 11$

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STOP SAVING DAYLIGHT

Jef Poskanzer @jef@mastodon.social STOP SAVING DAYLIGHT * CLOCKS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE CHANGED TWICE A YEAR * YEARS OF 'SAVING' yet NO NET GAIN OF DAYLIGHT * Sunset keeps getting earlier by a few minutes per day, which is sad but we can adjust to it, but then BAM we are all supposed to change the clocks so that it's suddenly A FULL HOUR EARLIER and it's PITCH DARK AFTER WORK what the hell. "Hello I would like my saved daylight back please" They have played us for absolute fools. Sep 19, 2023, 03:39. Web. 155. 241

Jef Poskanzer @jef@mastodon.social STOP SAVING DAYLIGHT * CLOCKS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE CHANGED TWICE A YEAR * YEARS OF 'SAVING' yet NO NET GAIN OF DAYLIGHT * Sunset keeps getting earlier by a few minutes per day, which is sad but we can adjust to it, but then BAM we are all supposed to change the clocks so that it's suddenly A FULL HOUR EARLIER and it's PITCH DARK AFTER WORK what the hell. "Hello I would like my saved daylight back please" They have played us for absolute fools. Sep 19, 2023, 03:39. Web. 155. 241

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STOP DOING TRAFFIC ENGINEERING

STOP DOING TRAFFIC ENGINEERING CARS WERE NOT MEANT TO TRAVEL FAST THROUGH CITIES YEARS OF HIGHWAY CONSTRUCTION yet rush hour traffic still goes at a CRAWL. Wanted to go fast anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "trains." "Just one more lane will fix it. Give me another billion dollars of federal funding" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged. Look at what Traffic Engineers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the construction and funding we gave them (This is REAL traffic engineering, done by REAL engineers): ??? ?????? "Hello I'd like to buy a ????????? 200 please" THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS. ICC MARYLAND En Intercounty connector

STOP DOING TRAFFIC ENGINEERING CARS WERE NOT MEANT TO TRAVEL FAST THROUGH CITIES YEARS OF HIGHWAY CONSTRUCTION yet rush hour traffic still goes at a CRAWL. Wanted to go fast anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "trains." "Just one more lane will fix it. Give me another billion dollars of federal funding" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged. Look at what Traffic Engineers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the construction and funding we gave them (This is REAL traffic engineering, done by REAL engineers): ??? ?????? "Hello I'd like to buy a ????????? 200 please" THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS. ICC MARYLAND En Intercounty connector

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Stop doing astrophysics

● ● ● ● STOP DOING ASTROPHYSICS GALAXIES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE OBSERVED DAILY TERABYTES OF DATA yet NO REAL USE FOUND for going beyond the GALACTIC PLANE and an EMPIRICAL POWER LAW M(400)+YAM(400) 20 Wanted to see further anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that. It was called HALLUCINATIONS "2MASX J13252775-4301073 sure looks beautiful today”, “I better edit default.sex so I can run SExtractor on HIPASS J1131-31.fits" Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged LOOK at what astrophysicists have been DEMANDING your Respect for all this time, with all the observatories and Python wrappers we built for them (This is REAL Astrophysics, done by REAL Astrophysicists) "The JLA best fit Pure acceleration - de Sitter SLSNe best fit 1.5 Redshift (2) ? 658 42 Einstein- de 3 • SLSNe JLA Sitter 0.38, 0.62 0.29, A-0.71 0.0, 1.0 1.0, ₁ = 0.0 30⁰ SLSNe rms 0.27 JLA rms 0.17 24⁰ 2.5 18⁰ 12⁰ 10 10 10 10 10 PDR Dust M 82 HII Regions Non-lonizing Stars Escaping Synchrotron 3 100 Wavelength [um] ?????? 10° A 10* 6 10 20 40 Wavelength [am] is down the (Re) 4.5 4.0 3.5 3.0 2.5 2.0 1.5 1.0 flux(F/FY T(K) 2000 1400 1000/ 20.1 2000 10004 300 100 30 -700 10 500 NGỘ 300 A A 1.4-1.9 Neptune They have played us for absolute fools 2-3 R₂ p=10 g ------- ision-stripp 3.5 33%Fe 100% Fe 13.0 50 2.5 1.5 ●RV ATTV 1.0 it will. 0.6 0.8 1 1.5 2 3 4 5678910 15 20 m (M₂) ???????????? to the left"

● ● ● ● STOP DOING ASTROPHYSICS GALAXIES WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE OBSERVED DAILY TERABYTES OF DATA yet NO REAL USE FOUND for going beyond the GALACTIC PLANE and an EMPIRICAL POWER LAW M(400)+YAM(400) 20 Wanted to see further anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that. It was called HALLUCINATIONS "2MASX J13252775-4301073 sure looks beautiful today”, “I better edit default.sex so I can run SExtractor on HIPASS J1131-31.fits" Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged LOOK at what astrophysicists have been DEMANDING your Respect for all this time, with all the observatories and Python wrappers we built for them (This is REAL Astrophysics, done by REAL Astrophysicists) "The JLA best fit Pure acceleration - de Sitter SLSNe best fit 1.5 Redshift (2) ? 658 42 Einstein- de 3 • SLSNe JLA Sitter 0.38, 0.62 0.29, A-0.71 0.0, 1.0 1.0, ₁ = 0.0 30⁰ SLSNe rms 0.27 JLA rms 0.17 24⁰ 2.5 18⁰ 12⁰ 10 10 10 10 10 PDR Dust M 82 HII Regions Non-lonizing Stars Escaping Synchrotron 3 100 Wavelength [um] ?????? 10° A 10* 6 10 20 40 Wavelength [am] is down the (Re) 4.5 4.0 3.5 3.0 2.5 2.0 1.5 1.0 flux(F/FY T(K) 2000 1400 1000/ 20.1 2000 10004 300 100 30 -700 10 500 NGỘ 300 A A 1.4-1.9 Neptune They have played us for absolute fools 2-3 R₂ p=10 g ------- ision-stripp 3.5 33%Fe 100% Fe 13.0 50 2.5 1.5 ●RV ATTV 1.0 it will. 0.6 0.8 1 1.5 2 3 4 5678910 15 20 m (M₂) ???????????? to the left"

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STOP USING BINARY GENDERS

STOP USING BINARY GENDERS - GENDERS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ASSIGNED - CENTURIES OF NORMALISING CISNORMATIVITY yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for ENFORCING societal preconceptions on OTHERS - Wanted to do that anyways? Back in the day we had a TOOL for that; its called good 'ol BIGOTRY - Soon you're gonna tell me your LANGUAGE is GENDERED TOO - CLOTHING HAS NO GENDER - "Sir"???? "Ma'am"???? - "Yes please be a MAN about something. That's GIRLY" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged - Your FUZZY GENDER FEELINGS are now BOXED INTO this arbitrary RANKING SYSTEM Look at what they have wanted us to assign binary gender to over the ages ""Boy""???? "Look! It's a boy!" They played us for absolute fools "Woman"??? "Male"???

STOP USING BINARY GENDERS - GENDERS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ASSIGNED - CENTURIES OF NORMALISING CISNORMATIVITY yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for ENFORCING societal preconceptions on OTHERS - Wanted to do that anyways? Back in the day we had a TOOL for that; its called good 'ol BIGOTRY - Soon you're gonna tell me your LANGUAGE is GENDERED TOO - CLOTHING HAS NO GENDER - "Sir"???? "Ma'am"???? - "Yes please be a MAN about something. That's GIRLY" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged - Your FUZZY GENDER FEELINGS are now BOXED INTO this arbitrary RANKING SYSTEM Look at what they have wanted us to assign binary gender to over the ages ""Boy""???? "Look! It's a boy!" They played us for absolute fools "Woman"??? "Male"???

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STOP WRITING SCI-FI

Catherine @whitequark STOP WRITING SCI-FI DYSTOPIAS WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE GIVEN NAMES LOOK AT WHAT CAPITALISTS HAVE DONE WITH THE WORKS WE HAVE GIVEN THEM (LOTR) (Minority Report) (Asimov's collected works) WANTED TO READ ABOUT SOMETHING MIND-WRETCHINGLY AWFUL FOR A WHILE? WE ALREADY HAD A TOOL FOR THAT: THE NEWSPAPER 1+ 158 1d * 339

Catherine @whitequark STOP WRITING SCI-FI DYSTOPIAS WERE NEVER MEANT TO BE GIVEN NAMES LOOK AT WHAT CAPITALISTS HAVE DONE WITH THE WORKS WE HAVE GIVEN THEM (LOTR) (Minority Report) (Asimov's collected works) WANTED TO READ ABOUT SOMETHING MIND-WRETCHINGLY AWFUL FOR A WHILE? WE ALREADY HAD A TOOL FOR THAT: THE NEWSPAPER 1+ 158 1d * 339

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