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□ Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)20:26 No.1 13380372 [ ! ] >In linear algebra class the vector intersects the points O and P so it's the OP line call it the f----- line outloud without really thinking >a few people laugh teacherdude just stares at me like "Why?" >laughter dies down some neckbear at the back keeps laughing Try to continue on with lesson but he wont stop >We hear some gagging, then the sound of an inhaler, then the laughter resumes >We all turn around to look at him >He's still cracking up, his face is all blue and red >I'm thinking "What have I done?" >He falls out of his chair, wiggling around on the floor, still laughing maniacally >He can't control himself, he starts to fart >A few girls around him pass out The farting continues, it shows no signs of stopping >You can hear the farts change tone and the smell gets deeper >We all know he is now s------- himself >The s--- forces its way out of his crappy, holey jeans >He is still a bright blue/red and laughing >The s--- rocket that is his ass begins to make him spin >He now looks like a Catherine Wheel firework powered by s--- instead of fire >Spaghetti rockets from his pocket >knocks out a few dudes around the classroom >At this point we all retreat outside the room and continue viewing from a safe distance >He's still wiggling and spinning and generally just wreaking havoc >We hear some sputtering and he slows down >He's now lying limp in the middle of the room, we all open the doors and take a few steps in, we think he's dead >We hear some gurgles and see him tilt his head round to look at me I lean in to hear his last words without having to get closer to him >He looks up to teacherdude, with treats in his eyes and says his dying words >He thrusts his hips in the air and says "b-b-back that maths up" teacherdude goes over and closes his eyes we have learnt all we cana I leave the room, a single treat in my eye
□ Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)20:26 No.1 13380372 [ ! ] >In linear algebra class the vector intersects the points O and P so it's the OP line call it the f----- line outloud without really thinking >a few people laugh teacherdude just stares at me like "Why?" >laughter dies down some neckbear at the back keeps laughing Try to continue on with lesson but he wont stop >We hear some gagging, then the sound of an inhaler, then the laughter resumes >We all turn around to look at him >He's still cracking up, his face is all blue and red >I'm thinking "What have I done?" >He falls out of his chair, wiggling around on the floor, still laughing maniacally >He can't control himself, he starts to fart >A few girls around him pass out The farting continues, it shows no signs of stopping >You can hear the farts change tone and the smell gets deeper >We all know he is now s------- himself >The s--- forces its way out of his crappy, holey jeans >He is still a bright blue/red and laughing >The s--- rocket that is his ass begins to make him spin >He now looks like a Catherine Wheel firework powered by s--- instead of fire >Spaghetti rockets from his pocket >knocks out a few dudes around the classroom >At this point we all retreat outside the room and continue viewing from a safe distance >He's still wiggling and spinning and generally just wreaking havoc >We hear some sputtering and he slows down >He's now lying limp in the middle of the room, we all open the doors and take a few steps in, we think he's dead >We hear some gurgles and see him tilt his head round to look at me I lean in to hear his last words without having to get closer to him >He looks up to teacherdude, with treats in his eyes and says his dying words >He thrusts his hips in the air and says "b-b-back that maths up" teacherdude goes over and closes his eyes we have learnt all we cana I leave the room, a single treat in my eye

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09-13-2010, 03:13 AM uboodiff I gotta axe you sumtin Most embarrassing day I know the misc. wont read a wall of text so I'll leave cliffs of my fail - went to haloween store to pick up Ouija board Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Pen United States Age: 27 Stats: 6'0, 198 lbs Posts: 3,766 Rep Power: 10704 grab the board proceed to the check-out - cute girl is behind the counter - my palms start to sweat and I get nervous - cute girl tells me it's $30.00 - I reach into my pocket for my money - spaghetti falls out - everyone stares as there is spaghetti all over the floor - I try to clean it with my jacket but it doesn't work - I run out of store nsylvania, no pics of girl because I ran away BODYSPACE
09-13-2010, 03:13 AM uboodiff I gotta axe you sumtin Most embarrassing day I know the misc. wont read a wall of text so I'll leave cliffs of my fail - went to haloween store to pick up Ouija board Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Pen United States Age: 27 Stats: 6'0, 198 lbs Posts: 3,766 Rep Power: 10704 grab the board proceed to the check-out - cute girl is behind the counter - my palms start to sweat and I get nervous - cute girl tells me it's $30.00 - I reach into my pocket for my money - spaghetti falls out - everyone stares as there is spaghetti all over the floor - I try to clean it with my jacket but it doesn't work - I run out of store nsylvania, no pics of girl because I ran away BODYSPACE

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