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Sosa @ihysosa imagine u gettin kidnapped with a stuffy nose and they tape your mouth
Sosa @ihysosa imagine u gettin kidnapped with a stuffy nose and they tape your mouth

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True

Kris P. Bacon @KrisWolfheart kids today are missing out of the pre-streaming era, where your childhood was at least partially defined by some semi-obscure movie your family just happened to own on tape and you watched several dozen times
Kris P. Bacon @KrisWolfheart kids today are missing out of the pre-streaming era, where your childhood was at least partially defined by some semi-obscure movie your family just happened to own on tape and you watched several dozen times

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That's just wrong

big wet pig @bigwetpig I work at Domino's and sometimes when people put instructions for different ingredients to be on the left/right I put the left ingredients on the right and the right ingredients on the left
big wet pig @bigwetpig I work at Domino's and sometimes when people put instructions for different ingredients to be on the left/right I put the left ingredients on the right and the right ingredients on the left

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They'll never know

makayla @makaylathinks i once worked with someone who told customers "sorry, it's my first day!" any time they messed up. for 2 years straight . 2:46 PM 19 May 21 Twitter for iPhone
makayla @makaylathinks i once worked with someone who told customers "sorry, it's my first day!" any time they messed up. for 2 years straight . 2:46 PM 19 May 21 Twitter for iPhone

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Thanks, mom

Calla Wahlquist @callapilla My parents are replacing their coffee machine, which is 7 years old. Me: that's not that old, I have sheets older than that. Mother: well perhaps your sheets aren't getting as much action as our coffee machine. I'm going to need an ambulance.
Calla Wahlquist @callapilla My parents are replacing their coffee machine, which is 7 years old. Me: that's not that old, I have sheets older than that. Mother: well perhaps your sheets aren't getting as much action as our coffee machine. I'm going to need an ambulance.

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How do you live like this?

Saucy Spice @trilleti I've never actually heard guys introduce themselves, how do y'all find out each other's names? Young Sesame Chicken @loccdawgg We usually just wait until we hear somebody else say it
Saucy Spice @trilleti I've never actually heard guys introduce themselves, how do y'all find out each other's names? Young Sesame Chicken @loccdawgg We usually just wait until we hear somebody else say it

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Did this happen?

Anjali Oberoi @bringitanj So I'm driving and I notice the guy behind me is cute so I'm checking him out in my rear view mirror and HE DEADA NUMBER?? AIRDROPS ME HIS towarc 50 feet Turn right onto AirDrop would like to Share a note. Decline 0.5 miles Turn left onto Accept Google Maps oo0 18:12 35%) Notes To the girl staring at me from the really old car... hope this is u 781
Anjali Oberoi @bringitanj So I'm driving and I notice the guy behind me is cute so I'm checking him out in my rear view mirror and HE DEADA NUMBER?? AIRDROPS ME HIS towarc 50 feet Turn right onto AirDrop would like to Share a note. Decline 0.5 miles Turn left onto Accept Google Maps oo0 18:12 35%) Notes To the girl staring at me from the really old car... hope this is u 781

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This is true

Teya @tey_an Gen Z will drink one medium caramel latte, not eat a single thing till 4 pm, verbally abuse a racist, crack a joke about their mental health and pick up a tear gas canister with their bare hands, but get nervous when they have to call to make a doctors appointment. 12:59 6/8/20 Twitter for iPhone 33.6K Retweets 168K Likes
Teya @tey_an Gen Z will drink one medium caramel latte, not eat a single thing till 4 pm, verbally abuse a racist, crack a joke about their mental health and pick up a tear gas canister with their bare hands, but get nervous when they have to call to make a doctors appointment. 12:59 6/8/20 Twitter for iPhone 33.6K Retweets 168K Likes

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Could happen

teka @orangejellyace 15/12/2019 imagine if it wasn't a *@filmchwe 14/12/2019 even their shadows are synchronized Show this thread 6L0Z NO fox 227 27.4K 108K ↑
teka @orangejellyace 15/12/2019 imagine if it wasn't a *@filmchwe 14/12/2019 even their shadows are synchronized Show this thread 6L0Z NO fox 227 27.4K 108K ↑

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Cheese

4 DiscussingFilm @Discussin.... 23h Cillian Murphy on what he did during the SAG strike: "I've been sitting at home... eating cheese."
4 DiscussingFilm @Discussin.... 23h Cillian Murphy on what he did during the SAG strike: "I've been sitting at home... eating cheese."

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