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Lindsey Shmindsey ) @shminsington Throwback to that time I composed a magnet poem about werewolves and it was the deepest s--- I ever wrote. moon drunk monster beautiful and strange howl you /r melancholy question tell me and dread more you which or the answer echo the

Lindsey Shmindsey ) @shminsington Throwback to that time I composed a magnet poem about werewolves and it was the deepest s--- I ever wrote. moon drunk monster beautiful and strange howl you /r melancholy question tell me and dread more you which or the answer echo the

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I'm the second kind for sure

Hannah Berner @beingbernz There are 2 kinds of people when it comes to self care: 1. Takes a bath with a face mask while drinking a matcha tea and lights a candle that smells like heaven. 2. Watches documentaries about people getting murdered and orders their body weight in mexican food.

Hannah Berner @beingbernz There are 2 kinds of people when it comes to self care: 1. Takes a bath with a face mask while drinking a matcha tea and lights a candle that smells like heaven. 2. Watches documentaries about people getting murdered and orders their body weight in mexican food.

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Tyrannosaurus Shirt

Alice R Fraser @aliterative Interesting fact: t-shirt is actually short for "Tyrannosaurus Shirt" 12:59 AM - Mar 7, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 1,149 Retweets 47 Quote Tweets 7,089 Likes Alice R Fraser @aliterative · Mar 7, 2020 Replying to @aliterative Because of the short arms. 29 t7 73 780

Alice R Fraser @aliterative Interesting fact: t-shirt is actually short for "Tyrannosaurus Shirt" 12:59 AM - Mar 7, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 1,149 Retweets 47 Quote Tweets 7,089 Likes Alice R Fraser @aliterative · Mar 7, 2020 Replying to @aliterative Because of the short arms. 29 t7 73 780

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i feel bad for laughing

Kristin @fencheeks 5 years ago, I quit my job at Applebee's to do comedy. Today, I just started working at that same exact Applebee's. S--- didn't really work out for me 7:45 PM · 2021-05-04 · Twitter Web App 4,260 Retweets 386 Quote Tweets 90.3K Likes

Kristin @fencheeks 5 years ago, I quit my job at Applebee's to do comedy. Today, I just started working at that same exact Applebee's. S--- didn't really work out for me 7:45 PM · 2021-05-04 · Twitter Web App 4,260 Retweets 386 Quote Tweets 90.3K Likes

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great work

Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad Just wanna give a shout out to anyone who has ever done anything. Really not easy. Great work 9:53 PM · 2021-05-04 · Twitter for iPhone 319 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 2,005 Likes

Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad Just wanna give a shout out to anyone who has ever done anything. Really not easy. Great work 9:53 PM · 2021-05-04 · Twitter for iPhone 319 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 2,005 Likes

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Solid argument

lakey lake @laken_babeee don't get a bf, just get a mahogany teakwood candle instead smells good & won't cheat 2:30 PM · 2021-05-03 · Twitter for iPhone 1,287 Retweets 89 Quote Tweets 10.8K Likes

lakey lake @laken_babeee don't get a bf, just get a mahogany teakwood candle instead smells good & won't cheat 2:30 PM · 2021-05-03 · Twitter for iPhone 1,287 Retweets 89 Quote Tweets 10.8K Likes

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valid af

Simon @DrillKnight i do not identify as a boy or girl, i identify as a nuisance. an irritant. a fool and a problem 10:42 PM · 2021-05-02 · Twitter Web App 6,274 Retweets 202 Quote Tweets 22.8K Likes

Simon @DrillKnight i do not identify as a boy or girl, i identify as a nuisance. an irritant. a fool and a problem 10:42 PM · 2021-05-02 · Twitter Web App 6,274 Retweets 202 Quote Tweets 22.8K Likes

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Brain's having a bad day

Ron Iver @ronnui_ Having a headache is so embarrassing, like bro you are the one that decides when things hurt just turn it off 3:35 PM · 2021-05-03 · Twitter for Android 2,073 Retweets 41 Quote Tweets 19.7K Likes

Ron Iver @ronnui_ Having a headache is so embarrassing, like bro you are the one that decides when things hurt just turn it off 3:35 PM · 2021-05-03 · Twitter for Android 2,073 Retweets 41 Quote Tweets 19.7K Likes

funny tweet headache

the last one sounds a bit suspicious

Pitch O @pitchjokes other products made by I Cant Believe Its Not Butter: -F--- Off, It's Mayonnaise -I Hope These Aren't Hornets -You Thought This Was Yogurt? Surprise, Dumbass! -F--- My Ass, Thats Good Peanut Brittle -No One Said This Was Ham

Pitch O @pitchjokes other products made by I Cant Believe Its Not Butter: -F--- Off, It's Mayonnaise -I Hope These Aren't Hornets -You Thought This Was Yogurt? Surprise, Dumbass! -F--- My Ass, Thats Good Peanut Brittle -No One Said This Was Ham

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That's what happens when you fall into the same old dull routine

Melvin of York @MelvinofYork In that Pina Colada song the guy says "I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long" and later says he never knew she liked "the smell of the ocean or the taste of champagne." So this romeo never took her to the beach or drank champagne with her but whines that HE'S bored 8:13 PM · 4/24/21 · Twitter Web App

Melvin of York @MelvinofYork In that Pina Colada song the guy says "I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long" and later says he never knew she liked "the smell of the ocean or the taste of champagne." So this romeo never took her to the beach or drank champagne with her but whines that HE'S bored 8:13 PM · 4/24/21 · Twitter Web App

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