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Barry R @MagnumPI242.15h It's worse than that mate. She's deid. ninal 2 | The Queen's Terminal
Barry R @MagnumPI242.15h It's worse than that mate. She's deid. ninal 2 | The Queen's Terminal

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Now that's range

@buffys define 'range' mia @arrivalleneuve Willem Dafoe Rat Willem Dafoe Jesus
@buffys define 'range' mia @arrivalleneuve Willem Dafoe Rat Willem Dafoe Jesus

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For soup

Mav Hey WARPE Bowling For Soup ✶ Musician/band NOV 20, 7:34 AM Wibble Fall Tony @wiffleballtony1 Are they bowling to earn soup or bowling on behalf of soup 6:26 pm 07 Oct 17 4,150 RETWEETS 8,892 LIKES 17 Can you clarify something for us? To earn 5:25 PM
Mav Hey WARPE Bowling For Soup ✶ Musician/band NOV 20, 7:34 AM Wibble Fall Tony @wiffleballtony1 Are they bowling to earn soup or bowling on behalf of soup 6:26 pm 07 Oct 17 4,150 RETWEETS 8,892 LIKES 17 Can you clarify something for us? To earn 5:25 PM

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Dog police?

The One True Poster @OneTruePoster Guy who lost a game of chess to a dog: hello dog police I would like to file a report of cheating JIGGA.5mbK @jiggadrin · 3h Hi @HalieyWelchX My $35,000 that I purchased of $Hawk is now $2,000 after 10 minutes of buying. I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took ... Show more
The One True Poster @OneTruePoster Guy who lost a game of chess to a dog: hello dog police I would like to file a report of cheating JIGGA.5mbK @jiggadrin · 3h Hi @HalieyWelchX My $35,000 that I purchased of $Hawk is now $2,000 after 10 minutes of buying. I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took ... Show more

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They'll use it eventually

ian karmel @IanKarmel Every gift guide for men is like "A flannel flask to your knife flavored whiskey." hold • 1:09 PM 12/8/24 641K Views 46 1.8K 36K 712 企
ian karmel @IanKarmel Every gift guide for men is like "A flannel flask to your knife flavored whiskey." hold • 1:09 PM 12/8/24 641K Views 46 1.8K 36K 712 企

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Everything is a competition

mar Follow @itsmariannnna got a pretty bad nosebleed at work and everyone was like "omggg are you okay” and i was treated like a princess and then half an hour later my coworker one upped me by having a seizure lol 3:20 AM 16 Dec 24 1.6M Views 0 3,193 Reposts 234 Quotes 129K Likes
mar Follow @itsmariannnna got a pretty bad nosebleed at work and everyone was like "omggg are you okay” and i was treated like a princess and then half an hour later my coworker one upped me by having a seizure lol 3:20 AM 16 Dec 24 1.6M Views 0 3,193 Reposts 234 Quotes 129K Likes

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Her knees are too pointy

Wild Geerters @steinkobbe me watching the witcher 4 trailer: looks neat weird guy who spends 12 hours a day consuming rage content watching it: Enlraged orbicularis oris, too compressed glabela, nasion bridge too high, body of zygomatic bone is too high. 3:05-13 Dec 24 50K Views
Wild Geerters @steinkobbe me watching the witcher 4 trailer: looks neat weird guy who spends 12 hours a day consuming rage content watching it: Enlraged orbicularis oris, too compressed glabela, nasion bridge too high, body of zygomatic bone is too high. 3:05-13 Dec 24 50K Views

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It'd blow his mind

Marlo the Hutt @YesYoureR Imagine explaining to Benjamin Franklin that the hawk tuah girl ran a fraudulent crypto scheme but nobody cared because they were too busy talking about the s dude who murdered the CEO of an insurance company that used Al to auto-deny claims and then escaped on a bikeshare
Marlo the Hutt @YesYoureR Imagine explaining to Benjamin Franklin that the hawk tuah girl ran a fraudulent crypto scheme but nobody cared because they were too busy talking about the s dude who murdered the CEO of an insurance company that used Al to auto-deny claims and then escaped on a bikeshare

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Will it work?

for weeks my parents have been at war against a very resourceful rat and I've been begging them to call pest control but no my dad would rather balance a banana on a 2x4 over a garbage can full of water like a furing cartoon cat
for weeks my parents have been at war against a very resourceful rat and I've been begging them to call pest control but no my dad would rather balance a banana on a 2x4 over a garbage can full of water like a furing cartoon cat

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What did I just read?

Bach Do @Dishwasher1910 Weeb science: Carbon dioxide is just 2 oxygen oneechans trying to ara ara one carbon shota. hence why it suffocates you 18:43 29 Jun 19 Twitter for iPhone 183 Retweets 797 Likes
Bach Do @Dishwasher1910 Weeb science: Carbon dioxide is just 2 oxygen oneechans trying to ara ara one carbon shota. hence why it suffocates you 18:43 29 Jun 19 Twitter for iPhone 183 Retweets 797 Likes

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