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vampirevvekend ON FACEBOOK THIS GIRL POSTED 'LMS IF YOU THINK IM HOT' AND NO ONE LIKED IT AND THIS GUY COMMENTED A LINK TO A YOUTUBE VIDEO OF CRICKET SOUND EFFECTS I CANT RBEATHE

vampirevvekend ON FACEBOOK THIS GIRL POSTED 'LMS IF YOU THINK IM HOT' AND NO ONE LIKED IT AND THIS GUY COMMENTED A LINK TO A YOUTUBE VIDEO OF CRICKET SOUND EFFECTS I CANT RBEATHE

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I can think of a few shows in which this applies to me

halandmayftw It's very sad when a TV show that you used to love reaches the point where, instead of getting all excited and praising the writers and plots and characters for hours, the best thing you can honestly say when someone asks you about t is, "Well, hopefully they won't f--- it up TOO badly.

halandmayftw It's very sad when a TV show that you used to love reaches the point where, instead of getting all excited and praising the writers and plots and characters for hours, the best thing you can honestly say when someone asks you about t is, "Well, hopefully they won't f--- it up TOO badly.

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I hate living in a society ruled by sticks. Thin privilege sucks and people telling me I'm not healthy should just die. You think you have it hard? Try being fat AND black You are obviously blind to your own damn white privilege. ButI can't expect anything else fronm someone raised in a white middle class family. Typical cisgender ableist people. "Boo hoo, look! I'm soo fat!". Try being a transgender, transasian, veteran amputee. All I want is to be kawaii... At least you're in a body of your same species... As a genderless, aromantic panda with Tourette's syndrome and Hitler as a headmate, things are hard... KILL THE JEWS S---! PISS!! OKTOBERFEST T---. AdrianaGameOver.com Tumblr: becaus e f--- loqic

I hate living in a society ruled by sticks. Thin privilege sucks and people telling me I'm not healthy should just die. You think you have it hard? Try being fat AND black You are obviously blind to your own damn white privilege. ButI can't expect anything else fronm someone raised in a white middle class family. Typical cisgender ableist people. "Boo hoo, look! I'm soo fat!". Try being a transgender, transasian, veteran amputee. All I want is to be kawaii... At least you're in a body of your same species... As a genderless, aromantic panda with Tourette's syndrome and Hitler as a headmate, things are hard... KILL THE JEWS S---! PISS!! OKTOBERFEST T---. AdrianaGameOver.com Tumblr: becaus e f--- loqic

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YouTube MY BEAUTY TRICKS: amenpenis Ah yes the flawless mike wazowski look Just what I wanted 27,393 notes はー

YouTube MY BEAUTY TRICKS: amenpenis Ah yes the flawless mike wazowski look Just what I wanted 27,393 notes はー

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BACON o) OMING ett So my foots totally stuck in there night, Im freaking out, the dog's having a seizure and I still got half a pie left rlyhigh ardaesque you don't understand i would sell my firstborn to know how this story started Well it all started when Mrs. Hayfer wanted me to babysit her dumb house. When I got the keys, I sat them on top of this pie that I found on the counter.I knew it was going to be given to the family for desert if I didn't eat it soon, so I was going to plan to eat it in my teacher's house and dump all the crumbs on her bed. So it's a win-win, right? Besides, she wouldn't find out about the crumbs until after I was paid, and this teacher hates me anyway. Then, I got distracted when this hot cheerleader calls me, asking about what movie I'd recommend, but before I could answer, I realize that my mom would be there any second to serve dinner, and there was no way I was sharing that pie. So l bust out of there with the pie and the keys, and the moment I get in the house, I start chowing down on the pie with my bare hands, trying to eat this thing before anyone knows I took it, right? Well, since the pie crust was dry, I chugged a 2-liter bottle of soda whenever my throat would get dry and eventually, I really needed to go. Only when I went to flush, the water wouldn't stop flowing and there was no plunger to be found. Usually I'd just shrug and say it was Josh's fault or something, but let's get real here, Mrs. Hayfer would've blamed me about her toilet overflowing if I was 30 states away. So I jammed my foot in there, hoping it'd make the toilet stop flushing. Then my phone rings, and I knew it was my mom, asking where her pie went, and because Meghan decided it'd be a great idea to make my ring tone a bunch of cats meowing, Mrs. Hayfer's dog, Tiberius starts freaking out, bashing into the door over and over again. Now anyone who knows this dog knows that this dog will happily eat anything, and that includes the pie, and probably myself. So my foot's totally stuck in there right, I'm freaking out, the dog's having a seizure and I still got half a pie left. i feel it necessary to reblog since i just read that whole thing

BACON o) OMING ett So my foots totally stuck in there night, Im freaking out, the dog's having a seizure and I still got half a pie left rlyhigh ardaesque you don't understand i would sell my firstborn to know how this story started Well it all started when Mrs. Hayfer wanted me to babysit her dumb house. When I got the keys, I sat them on top of this pie that I found on the counter.I knew it was going to be given to the family for desert if I didn't eat it soon, so I was going to plan to eat it in my teacher's house and dump all the crumbs on her bed. So it's a win-win, right? Besides, she wouldn't find out about the crumbs until after I was paid, and this teacher hates me anyway. Then, I got distracted when this hot cheerleader calls me, asking about what movie I'd recommend, but before I could answer, I realize that my mom would be there any second to serve dinner, and there was no way I was sharing that pie. So l bust out of there with the pie and the keys, and the moment I get in the house, I start chowing down on the pie with my bare hands, trying to eat this thing before anyone knows I took it, right? Well, since the pie crust was dry, I chugged a 2-liter bottle of soda whenever my throat would get dry and eventually, I really needed to go. Only when I went to flush, the water wouldn't stop flowing and there was no plunger to be found. Usually I'd just shrug and say it was Josh's fault or something, but let's get real here, Mrs. Hayfer would've blamed me about her toilet overflowing if I was 30 states away. So I jammed my foot in there, hoping it'd make the toilet stop flushing. Then my phone rings, and I knew it was my mom, asking where her pie went, and because Meghan decided it'd be a great idea to make my ring tone a bunch of cats meowing, Mrs. Hayfer's dog, Tiberius starts freaking out, bashing into the door over and over again. Now anyone who knows this dog knows that this dog will happily eat anything, and that includes the pie, and probably myself. So my foot's totally stuck in there right, I'm freaking out, the dog's having a seizure and I still got half a pie left. i feel it necessary to reblog since i just read that whole thing

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bagmilk niknak79 Physics! this man has been decapitated and all you have to say is "physics!"??? WOW

bagmilk niknak79 Physics! this man has been decapitated and all you have to say is "physics!"??? WOW

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making milkshakes out of all the boys that come to your yard farleythewolf fiddlepickdouglas Something is wrong here Wait for it There it is

making milkshakes out of all the boys that come to your yard farleythewolf fiddlepickdouglas Something is wrong here Wait for it There it is

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ibb nter i bet dragons would probably think it's really cool that we produce water in our mouths 0 o O t0

ibb nter i bet dragons would probably think it's really cool that we produce water in our mouths 0 o O t0

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gentle gasp "dis booty"

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aardvarks-on-a-stick samflynn brandnewswastikas wish there was some way to use your phone to text somebody but instead of typing stuff you would say it out loud into the phone and the other person could hear you and they would just talk out loud back to you.

aardvarks-on-a-stick samflynn brandnewswastikas wish there was some way to use your phone to text somebody but instead of typing stuff you would say it out loud into the phone and the other person could hear you and they would just talk out loud back to you.

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