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Guard In Video Game Under Strict Orders to Repeatedly Pace Same Stretch of Hallway

Guard In Video Game Under Strict Orders To Repeatedly Pace Same Stretch Of Hallway NEWS IN BRIEF Science & Technology Video Games Technology ISSUE 50 41 Oct 14, 2014 Share on Facebook 13 Share on Twitter

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Police Pleasantly Surprised To Learn Man They Shot Was Armed NEWS IN BRIEF Local Crime Police Violence ISSUE 50.41 Oct 14,2014 Share on Facebook 29.7K Share on Twitter 4.4K 367 LEXINGTON, KY- Following a pedestrian stop Monday night during which they fired their weapons on a suspicious individual, patrol officers for the Fayette County Police Department were pleasantly surprised to discover the man they shot was armed, sources confirmed. "Well, what do you know-he really was carrying a gun," said officer Dustin Hayes, smiling upon finding a 9mm pistol on the body of the 23-year-old individual shortly after the policeman and his partner discharged their firearms a total of 19 times. "l honestly had no idea if he had a handgun, so it's pretty great to find one right there tucked into his waistband. This makes the rest of our week a whole lot easier." Officers said they were further relieved after discovering the man had a petty theft charge on his record, ensuring they were 100 percent off the hook. i

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Friend Who Sent Link To 8-Minute YouTube Video Must Be F------ Delusional NEWS IN BRIEF Local. Friends Social Media ISSUE 49.20 May 15, 2013 4.1K 1.2K SALEM, OR-Sources confirmed that local man Paul Gallagher emailed friends a link to an eight-minute-long YouTube video Wednesday, evidently experiencing some kind of psychotic break that left him deluded enough to believe people would want to watch the whole goddamned thing 1s he out of his f------ mind? link recipient Stephen Dunstable said after reading the email's instruction to "be sure to watch all the way to the end." "Because he'd have to be be crazy enough-but eight? And the a------ doesn't even tell us what point we should cue it up to if we just want to watch the best part. I honestly don't know what planet this guy is living on. Later on, while procrastinating at work, Dunstable reportedly watched the video in its entirety and admitted it was "actually kind of good."

CIA Realizes It's Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years

CIA Realizes It's Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years NEWS Politics. Government Scandal WikiLeaks. ISSUE 41.48 Nov 30, 2005 LANGLEY, VA-A report released Tuesday by the CIA's Office of the Inspector General revealed that the CIA has mistakenly obscured hundreds of thousands of pages of critical intelligence information with black highlighters 回 CIA Director Porter Goss has ordered further internal investigation Why did it go on for this long, and this far?" said Goss in a press conference called shortly after the report's release. "T'm as frustrated as anyone. You can't read a single thing that's been highlighted. Had I been there to advise [former CIA director] Allen Dulles, I would have suggested the traditional yellow color-or pink." Goss added: "There was probably some really, really important information in these documents."

Grotesque Child Born With Only 99% Normal Human DNA

Grotesque Child Born with Only 99% Normal Human DNA NEWS IN PHOTOS Science & Technology Kids ISSUE 50-02. Jan 16, 2014 f6.6K 12K 166

Obama Not Ruling Out U.S. Military Action In Congress

Obama Not Ruling Out U.S. Military Action In Congress NEWS Politics War Congress Politicians Military ISSUE 50-02 Jan 14, 2014 16.5K 1.5K 254 President Obama says peacekeeping efforts have failed and a military option in Congress may be the only option. WASHINGTON-Following years of con disorder in the troubled region, President Barack Obama revealed today that he has not ruled out taking immediate and decisive military action in the United States Congress an Admitting that diplomatic outreach efforts in the area have so far proven unsuccessful, the president claimed that his administration is weighing the feasibility of committing combat troops to both the U.S. Senate and the House of Representatives in order to bring lasting peace and stability to the chaos-afflicted legislature "We have not yet made a decision as to how we are going to address this rapidly deteriorating situation, but at this point I can tell you that military action is indeed on the table," Obama told reporters at a morning press conference, emphasizing that he is "deeply troubled" by the escalating hostilities and diminishing prospects for unity on the Congressional floor. "Clearly sending our young men and women into this tumultuous war zone is not ideal, and I still hope to resolve the situation through peaceful means. But as the conflict continues to worsen, it becomes increasingly evident that the deployment of our armed forces may be our only real option. "We cannot stand idly by and allow this senseless mayhem to continue," the president continued Cortinue eflorts in Senabe region According to international observers, the United States Capitol ranks as among the most turbulent and unstable regions in the world, dominated by warring factions of rogue lawmakers who have shown neither the ability nor the willingness to peacefully resolve their differences Engage House Chamber Military officials say an intervention in Congress would likely involve a three-pronged attack As conditions worsen by the day, the president confirmed to reporters that he and his military advisors are currently evaluating the merits of a military option, suggesting that his administration has left open the possibility of toppling the hostile, unpredictable leadership currently reigning over the legislative assembly and restoring order to the Capitol building Our efforts at resolving this conflict through conventional, non-military means have not only failed but seemingly emboldened extremists in the region," said Obama, noting that while the United States does have some allies on the ground within the Senate, the administration has been almost completely cut off from the House for some time. "Right now there are millions of people who are hopelessly trapped under Congress' corrupt rule, and it's doubtful we'll see any kind of progress in the area without either military intervention or a full-scale revolution, which is unlikely." While the White House continues to explore the use of armed forces in Congress, some military experts have expressed doubts as to the prospects of such an operation, saying that a full-scale invasion of the Capitol building represents a costly and uncertain venture that could hamstring the U.S. for the foreseeable future The nation's armed forces are currently awaiting order for a possible invasion of the rogue U.S We may have to accept the fact that the deep fissures afflicting Congress are, at present, unfixable, and that wel just have to wait the half-century or so it could take for the legislative body to achieve some kind of stability naturally from within," said retired U.S. Marine Corps Lieutenant Colonel Lawrence Harley, adding that the deep divisions affecting Congress may in fact be endemic to the entire Washington region. "We are seeing similar levels of chaos and infighting in the Supreme Court and in many of the smaller cities and towns where extremists loyal to members of Congress have gained significant ground. Are we really prepared to risk Americarn lives for what could be a lost cause?" "Besides, the majority of the American people are barely even aware of what's going on over there," Harley added. d

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Hi, In The Past 2 Years, You Have Allowed Me To Kill 70,000 People COMMENTARY Syria Opinion ISSUE 49.13 Mar 25, 2013 By Bashar Al-Assad years, you-the citizens of the world and their governments-have allowed me to kill 70,000 people. You read that correctly: I am an individual who has murdered 70,000 human beings since March 2011, and you have watched it happen and done nothing

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FARS WS AGENCY Turkish/ Persian Arabic English 11 Dhul Qa'idah 1433 / Friday 28 Sep 2012 / 07 Mehr 1391 Tehran - 19:04/ GMT 15:34 News number: 9106242628 16:47 | 2012-09-28 Politics Mainpage All Stories Politics Economy Social World Culture Foreign Policy Nuclear Sports Science Art Defence Interview Commentary Photo Gallup Poll: Rural Whites Prefer Ahmadinejad to Obam:a TEHRAN (FNA)- According to the results of a Gallup poll released Monday, the overwhelming majority of rural white Americans said they would rather vote for Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad than US President Barack Obama "I like him better," said West Virginia resident Dale Swiderski, who, along with 77 percent of rural Caucasian voters, confirmed he would much rather go to a baseball game or have a drink with Ahmadinejad than spend time with Obama Search Contact us About us "He takes national defense seriously, and he'd never let some gay protesters tell him how to run his country like Obama does." According to the same Gallup poll, 60 percent of rural whites said they at least respected that Ahmadinejad doesn't try to hide the fact that he's Muslim

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