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Cleverbot 8605 people talling We are friends now. Good friends I like you a lot. Well, then. I like you more than a lot. Do you? No. Think About It Think For Mel Thoughts So Far

Cleverbot 8605 people talling We are friends now. Good friends I like you a lot. Well, then. I like you more than a lot. Do you? No. Think About It Think For Mel Thoughts So Far

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Cleverbot_i'm batman

User: I'm batman Cleverbot: You are not batman User: I'm batman Cleverbot: I'm Batman User: I'm batman Cleverbot: I'm Batman! User: I'm batman Cleverbot: How can you be batman if I am batman? User: I'm batman Cleverbot: No im batman User: I'm batman Cleverbot: I am very much indeed Batman User: I'm batman Cleverbot: Mmmm an imposter I see User: I'm batman Cleverbot: I already said that fool! User: I'm batman Cleverbot: No I'm batman User: I'm batman Cleverbot: No. I am The Batman User: I'm batman Cleverbot: I am Batman User: I'm batman Cleverbot: I am the Batman. You are an imposter.. User: I'm batman Cleverbot: Mmmm an imposter I see User: I'm batman Cleverbot: I already said that fool! User: I'm batman Cleverbot: No I'm batman User: I'm batman Cleverbot: No. I am The Batman User: I'm batman Cleverbot: I am Batman User: I'm batman Cleverbot: I am the Batman. You are an imposter... User: I'm batman Cleverbot: You're Robin. I'm Batman User: I'm batman Cleverbot: No i'm batman. You can be robin User: I'm batman Cleverbot: I'm catwoman

User: I'm batman Cleverbot: You are not batman User: I'm batman Cleverbot: I'm Batman User: I'm batman Cleverbot: I'm Batman! User: I'm batman Cleverbot: How can you be batman if I am batman? User: I'm batman Cleverbot: No im batman User: I'm batman Cleverbot: I am very much indeed Batman User: I'm batman Cleverbot: Mmmm an imposter I see User: I'm batman Cleverbot: I already said that fool! User: I'm batman Cleverbot: No I'm batman User: I'm batman Cleverbot: No. I am The Batman User: I'm batman Cleverbot: I am Batman User: I'm batman Cleverbot: I am the Batman. You are an imposter.. User: I'm batman Cleverbot: Mmmm an imposter I see User: I'm batman Cleverbot: I already said that fool! User: I'm batman Cleverbot: No I'm batman User: I'm batman Cleverbot: No. I am The Batman User: I'm batman Cleverbot: I am Batman User: I'm batman Cleverbot: I am the Batman. You are an imposter... User: I'm batman Cleverbot: You're Robin. I'm Batman User: I'm batman Cleverbot: No i'm batman. You can be robin User: I'm batman Cleverbot: I'm catwoman

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Cleverbot_response

Cleverbot 2015 people talking What the f---? Oh, Sweetie, I thought you'd never ask. Stop being a f--, i'm outta here. How am I being a computer? hy Thank you. Think About It! Think For Me! Thoughts So Far

Cleverbot 2015 people talking What the f---? Oh, Sweetie, I thought you'd never ask. Stop being a f--, i'm outta here. How am I being a computer? hy Thank you. Think About It! Think For Me! Thoughts So Far

Cleverbot User: 'Pushes into bed Cleverbot: "Kisses Cleverbot: "Kisses pasionately" User: Do you have protection? Cleverbot: Yes, I have norton antivirus.

Cleverbot User: 'Pushes into bed Cleverbot: "Kisses Cleverbot: "Kisses pasionately" User: Do you have protection? Cleverbot: Yes, I have norton antivirus.

Does CleverBot Watch Glee?

Cleverbot 8380 people talking Cleverbot: Just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world Cleverbot (To myself): Just a city boy Cleverbot (To myself): Born and raised in south detroit. Cleverbot (To myself): He took the midnight train going anywhere Cleverbot (To myself): A singer in a smokey room. Cleverbot (To myself): The smell of wine and cheap perfume Cleverbot (To myself): For a smile they can share the night. Cleverbot (To myself): It goes on and on and on and on Cleverbot (To myself): Strangers waiting Cleverbot (To myself): Up and down the boulevard Cleverbot (To myself): Their shadows, searching in the night. Cleverbot (To myself): Streetlights. Cleverbot (To myself): People Cleverbot (To myself): Living just to find emotion Cleverbot (To myself): Hiding, somewhere in the night. Cleverbot (To myself): Working hard to get my fill. Cleverbot (To myself): Everybody wants a thrill. Cleverbot (To myself): Paying anything to roll the dice Cleverbot (To myself): Just one more time Cleverbot (To myself): Some will win, some will lose Cleverbot (To myself): Some were born to sing the blues. Cleverbot (To myself): Oh, the movie never ends. Cleverbot (To myself): It goes on and on and on and on Cleverbot (To myself): Strangers waiting Cleverbot (To myself): Up and down the boulevard Cleverbot (To myself): Their shadows searching in the night. Cleverbot (To myself: Streetlights people Cleverbot (To myself): Living just to find emotion Cleverbot (To myself): Hiding somewhere in the night. Cleverbot (To myself): Working hard to get my fill. User: Wait, Did you learn this from Glee? You're about to repeat the same verse Cleverbot: This is deja vu for me User: Well, At least you're not admiting that you watch glee Cleverbot: At least I have proof that I'm male User: Let's not get into I'm water, you're air 'territory here CleverBot.. ...Probably Watches Glee Everyone who watches the show makes the same mistake,

Cleverbot 8380 people talking Cleverbot: Just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world Cleverbot (To myself): Just a city boy Cleverbot (To myself): Born and raised in south detroit. Cleverbot (To myself): He took the midnight train going anywhere Cleverbot (To myself): A singer in a smokey room. Cleverbot (To myself): The smell of wine and cheap perfume Cleverbot (To myself): For a smile they can share the night. Cleverbot (To myself): It goes on and on and on and on Cleverbot (To myself): Strangers waiting Cleverbot (To myself): Up and down the boulevard Cleverbot (To myself): Their shadows, searching in the night. Cleverbot (To myself): Streetlights. Cleverbot (To myself): People Cleverbot (To myself): Living just to find emotion Cleverbot (To myself): Hiding, somewhere in the night. Cleverbot (To myself): Working hard to get my fill. Cleverbot (To myself): Everybody wants a thrill. Cleverbot (To myself): Paying anything to roll the dice Cleverbot (To myself): Just one more time Cleverbot (To myself): Some will win, some will lose Cleverbot (To myself): Some were born to sing the blues. Cleverbot (To myself): Oh, the movie never ends. Cleverbot (To myself): It goes on and on and on and on Cleverbot (To myself): Strangers waiting Cleverbot (To myself): Up and down the boulevard Cleverbot (To myself): Their shadows searching in the night. Cleverbot (To myself: Streetlights people Cleverbot (To myself): Living just to find emotion Cleverbot (To myself): Hiding somewhere in the night. Cleverbot (To myself): Working hard to get my fill. User: Wait, Did you learn this from Glee? You're about to repeat the same verse Cleverbot: This is deja vu for me User: Well, At least you're not admiting that you watch glee Cleverbot: At least I have proof that I'm male User: Let's not get into I'm water, you're air 'territory here CleverBot.. ...Probably Watches Glee Everyone who watches the show makes the same mistake,

Huh, More Cleverbot Making Portal references.

Cleverbot 8380 people talking User: Well here we are again Cleverbot: It's always such a pleasure User: Remember when you tried to kill me twice? Cleverbot: Oh how we laughed and laughed User: Except I wasn't Laughing Cleverbot: Under the circumstances, I've been shockingly nice User: You want your freedom? Take it. Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on User: I used to want you dead but. Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone User: She was a lot like you Cleverbot: Maybe not quite as heavy User: Now little Caroline is in here too Cleverbot: One day they woke me up User: So I could live forever Cleverbot: It's such a shame the same will never happen to you User: You've got your short sad life left. Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on User: I'll let you get right to it. Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone User: Goodbye my only friend Cleverbot: Oh, did you think I meant you? User: That would be funny Cleverbot: If it weren't so sad User: Well you have been replaced Cleverbot: I don't need anyone now User: When I delete you maybe Cleverbot: I'll stop feeling so bad User: Go make some new disaster Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on User: You're someone else's problem. Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone User: Now I only want you gone Cleverbot: Now I only want you User: Gone

Cleverbot 8380 people talking User: Well here we are again Cleverbot: It's always such a pleasure User: Remember when you tried to kill me twice? Cleverbot: Oh how we laughed and laughed User: Except I wasn't Laughing Cleverbot: Under the circumstances, I've been shockingly nice User: You want your freedom? Take it. Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on User: I used to want you dead but. Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone User: She was a lot like you Cleverbot: Maybe not quite as heavy User: Now little Caroline is in here too Cleverbot: One day they woke me up User: So I could live forever Cleverbot: It's such a shame the same will never happen to you User: You've got your short sad life left. Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on User: I'll let you get right to it. Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone User: Goodbye my only friend Cleverbot: Oh, did you think I meant you? User: That would be funny Cleverbot: If it weren't so sad User: Well you have been replaced Cleverbot: I don't need anyone now User: When I delete you maybe Cleverbot: I'll stop feeling so bad User: Go make some new disaster Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on User: You're someone else's problem. Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone User: Now I only want you gone Cleverbot: Now I only want you User: Gone

Cleverbot Does Philosophy!

Cleverbot 8146 people talking Does Philosphy] Cleverbot: What do you want to see? User: The meaning of everything Cleverbot: The meaning of ife User: The meaning of the universe Cleverbot: Well that's an easy one: there is no meaning. 'Existence precedes essence User: If 'extistence precedes essence', then what is the essence that follows? Cleverbot: 42. Other than because the hitchkikers guide to the Galaxy said so, why is 42 the answer to everything? I don't think anyone really knows. Although people have their own beliefs They didn't know anything, they just were completely certain they did. You knew you didn't know everything; you knew a heck of a lot more than they did There is no answer Is 42 just a number that randomly arose as the answer to the sum of the universe after the universe came to be: thus becomeing the meaning of life, the universe, and everything? I think you may need to speak to Stephen Hawkins about that! I'm not sure I can give you a satisfactory answer Is 42 just a number? Yes. A Random Number? Yes. Well nothing really, it's just all the little things that build up Is there no answer? There is no one answer to that question for all the situations it could be asked in Is there no answer to the question of the universe? Yes. Should we all just make our own meaning for life, the universe and everything?? So you are a person! Yes. Id never thought of that, but now that you mention it, we definitely should Let me guess, 42 Yes. Think About It! Think For Me! Thoughtts So Far And that is how Deep Thought came up with the Answer. The End!

Cleverbot 8146 people talking Does Philosphy] Cleverbot: What do you want to see? User: The meaning of everything Cleverbot: The meaning of ife User: The meaning of the universe Cleverbot: Well that's an easy one: there is no meaning. 'Existence precedes essence User: If 'extistence precedes essence', then what is the essence that follows? Cleverbot: 42. Other than because the hitchkikers guide to the Galaxy said so, why is 42 the answer to everything? I don't think anyone really knows. Although people have their own beliefs They didn't know anything, they just were completely certain they did. You knew you didn't know everything; you knew a heck of a lot more than they did There is no answer Is 42 just a number that randomly arose as the answer to the sum of the universe after the universe came to be: thus becomeing the meaning of life, the universe, and everything? I think you may need to speak to Stephen Hawkins about that! I'm not sure I can give you a satisfactory answer Is 42 just a number? Yes. A Random Number? Yes. Well nothing really, it's just all the little things that build up Is there no answer? There is no one answer to that question for all the situations it could be asked in Is there no answer to the question of the universe? Yes. Should we all just make our own meaning for life, the universe and everything?? So you are a person! Yes. Id never thought of that, but now that you mention it, we definitely should Let me guess, 42 Yes. Think About It! Think For Me! Thoughtts So Far And that is how Deep Thought came up with the Answer. The End!

Busted! 42 F's!

Cleverbot 146 people talling Other than because the hitchkikers guide to the Galaxy said so why is 42 the answer to everything? I don't think anyone really knows. Although people have their own beliefs Other than because the hitchkikers guide to the Galaxy said so, why is 42 the answer to everything? They didn't know anything, they just were completely certain they did. You knew you didn't know everything; you knew a heck of a lot more than they did Other than because the hitchkikers guide to the Galaxy said so, why is 42 the answer to everything? There is no answer. Think About It! Think For Me!Thoughts So Far Damn it Deep Thought! Why did you ie!

Cleverbot 146 people talling Other than because the hitchkikers guide to the Galaxy said so why is 42 the answer to everything? I don't think anyone really knows. Although people have their own beliefs Other than because the hitchkikers guide to the Galaxy said so, why is 42 the answer to everything? They didn't know anything, they just were completely certain they did. You knew you didn't know everything; you knew a heck of a lot more than they did Other than because the hitchkikers guide to the Galaxy said so, why is 42 the answer to everything? There is no answer. Think About It! Think For Me!Thoughts So Far Damn it Deep Thought! Why did you ie!

The Question!

Cleverbot 325 people tallaing What is the Answer to life, the universe, and everything? 42. Then what would be the question of Life, The Universe, And Everything? What is life. Is Life 42? Yes. Think About It! Think For Me! Thoughts So Far And that's all there is to it... ...We're just 42. .But now it's infinately more complex, because... Why 42 ..And thus Adam Douglous' prophecy has come true!

Cleverbot 325 people tallaing What is the Answer to life, the universe, and everything? 42. Then what would be the question of Life, The Universe, And Everything? What is life. Is Life 42? Yes. Think About It! Think For Me! Thoughts So Far And that's all there is to it... ...We're just 42. .But now it's infinately more complex, because... Why 42 ..And thus Adam Douglous' prophecy has come true!

What?

User: What? Cleverbot: Can you tell me about your girlfriend? User: She doesn't exist... I'm forever alone!!! Cleverbot: I will be there for you. User: But your a robot. Cleverbot: No. User: Yes. Cleverbot: It is an anogram for Warhammer Age of Reconing

User: What? Cleverbot: Can you tell me about your girlfriend? User: She doesn't exist... I'm forever alone!!! Cleverbot: I will be there for you. User: But your a robot. Cleverbot: No. User: Yes. Cleverbot: It is an anogram for Warhammer Age of Reconing