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Confessions of an amazon employee

leonardbonesy: I love working at amazon during the holidays because you get to see al of the things people order for Christmas. It's fun thinking that the little froggy rainboots you just shipped out will make some toddler miles away squeal with delight, or the earrings you just stuck in a box will earn a kiss. but then you box a huge black dildo shaped like a fist. 100,420 notes 山一

$Facebook reddit: the front page o f th NoHandsKen Twitch My Name is Ken A quad https://w\ a Live Chat with Amazon.com-Google Chrome https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/chat/popup.html?c2dd-bd 1490a1-8dbc-49f8-945e-9461b3f74d40&token=&callMeC2CId-e7bd21 Sound End Chat ® Chat You are now connected to Amazon from Amazon.com Me: Tracking shows delivered but shipment not recieved Amazon: Warmest greetingsmy name is Thor. Me: Greeting, Thor. Can I be Odin ? Amazon: Odin, Father, How art thy doing on this here fine day? Me: Thor, my son. Agony raises upon my life Amazon: This is outrageous! Who dares defy The All Father Odin! What has occured to cause this agony? Me: I am afraid the book I ordered to defeat our enemies has been misplaced. How can we keep Valhalla intact without our sacred book. nt Amazon: This is blasphemy! Wherever this book has been taken to, I shall make it my duty to get it back to you! I fear it is Loki but I dare not blame him for such things I shall have your fortune returned to you and thereafter we can begin to create a new quest in order to get the book back to you Me: Very well my son Amazon: Allow me some time to round up my allies and complete this please Father. Me: Do it for me Thor, but most imporantly do it for the mortals whose destiny (and grades) rely on this book. Amazon: Alas, the treasure has been returned to you. You now need to reinstate the book into your archive so that you may yet receive it soon I shall have the Valkyrie deliver it to you as fast as their wings can move Me: Ok so roleplay aside i have my money back and i reorder the book? Amazon: haha yes I have refunded you and you need to reorder the book Me: Great! Amazon: Have you placed the order Me: let me do that done Amazon: Okay let me edit it for you That good? Me: Wow hooking me up with one day delivery? Sweet! Amazon: haha yeah man gotta get you your book asap! Me: Ive heard Amazon had great customer service and this just proves it! thanks man Amazon: No problemIs there any other issue or question that I can help you with? Me: Nah that was it. Really appreciate it Amazon: Anytime bro. Have a great day. Goodbye Odin Me: Bye my sorn Send Amazon from Amazon.com is online Secure Connection DEVELOPER ockstar has extended the Flight Schoo 64$