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ile: 1358148753159.ipg-(105 KB, 300x300, 300.shrek.forever.lr.121809.jpg) Anonymous (ID: CBcH+zLI) 01/14/13 (Mon)02:32:33 No.450921803 Replies: 24509 >I was only 9 years old > I loved shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies > I pray to shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given > "Shrek is love" say. "Shrek is life" > My dad hears me and he calls me a f----- > I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek > I called him a c--- > He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep Im crying now, and my face hurts > I lay in bed and its really cold >A warmth i > I feel something touch me > Its shrek > I am so happy > He whispers in to ear, "this is my swamp > He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees s moving towards me > I'm ready > I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek > He penetrates my butthole > It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek > I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against his force I want to please Shrek > He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love > My dad walks in > Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says. "Its all ogre now" > Shrek leaves through my window > Shrek is love, Shrek is life Anonymous (ID: fBWBqNjg) 01/14/13(Mon)02:33:51 No.450922048 what the f---

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Anonymous 07/24/13(Wed)20:02 No.35509135 Replies: 2235509300 File: 1374710548953.ipg-(3 KB, 125x125, 1374710122104s.jpg) >be 14 >basketball tryouts wearing Shrek t shirt >didnt make the team k why, coach said im a little bitch for wearing Shrek t shirt >everyone laughs at me hear banging on gym door, only one door >smell of onion overcomes the room Shrek breaks down door, he is naked with his thick vascular c--- fully erect >a child runs behind him trying to escape >Shrek c----slaps the kid in the side of the head, bouncing his head off the inside of the metal door frame, kills him on impact everyone is screaming and runs into one corner Shrek grabs coach by the shoulders, rips coaches arms of, blood pouring out Shrek sticks his finger nail in coach's d-------, then entire finger, spreads d------- apart >Shrek buries his 24 inch c--- into coach's d------- >Shrek is holding a child in each hand fisting their assholes with one thumb out to squeeze their small testicles to just about popping, but not quite, creating an ungodly pain that i wouldnt wish on my worst enemy >coach's d--- splits apart from the penetration, blood everywhere screaming intensifies >Shrek's d--- gets harder from this, grows to 48 inches >Shrek e--------- with a might roar, semen gushes out of eyes, nose, ears, mouth, and torn arm-sockets of coach Shrek pops childrens testicles and the screams pitch Shrek presses their faces into the pink puddle of blood and semen aorund coach's now lifeless corpse >screams stop as the children drown in the mixture and have their facial bones crushed >"It's all ogre now keeds!" >Shrek approaches children in corner >Shrek still holding coach's body up with his massive 48 inch c---, like coach is a puppet >Shrek thrusts his c--- up thru coach's body so hard that it pops coach's head off >Shreks testicles move up through his d---, release onions that hatch into mini Shreks that proceed to r--- and torture the children at a equal or greater level of horror as Shrek did to coach >Shrek is love, Shrek is life

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