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Never Leave Off the Onions

111 A 7:02 , Mimi Boards Anonymous HUem5nWc 1 minute ago 543856363 >Be me, 18 Working at McDonalds >Customer asks for Big Mac Says "Hold back on the onions" I prepare his food >Put onions in it anyway and spit in his burger for disrespecting Shrek Customer spots me spitting in his food He complains to my boss >Get fired >Go home Browse 4chan Fap Sleep Turn on the news the next morning Two people have been killed >Both the same cause of death Torn buttholes and drowned is a suspicious green good with onions down their throats >The victims are my Boss and the customer Shrek is Love >Shrek is Life 37.1 KB 0 posts, 0 images Anonymous UCQq1Leg 8 minutes ago 543855427 amazonAmazon App Download the Amazon App

Ogre Stole My Truck

口Anonymous (ID: NERRHOOD)04/20/14(Sun)18:22:10 No.543177208 >be me 17 >want to be more manly >love shrek with all my heart so i decide i'll do it in his name >go to store buy 500 pounds of onions >borrow my dads truck to bring em to my location >find really steep hill with thos warning signs >see car coming up steep hilll sthink to myself it's all ogre now >open my dads truck bed onions poor down hill in onion avalanche >car tries to stop but it's all ogre >onions make him slide off the hill >car rolls like 4 times and gets set on fire >shrek comes from bushes >I bend my sour cream ass over >he f---- me with his 20 foot c--- >car erupts into bigger flames >shrek steals my dads truck and drives off >shrek is love shrek is life

Rust is Love, Rust is Life

6:50 Settings Home Board /v/ - Video Games READ THE DAMN RULES 04/20/14(Sun)21:49:50 No.240479538 Anonymous Rust is love, Rust is life Sell everything I own to by rust merch >have mw2 for 321 KB JPG Xbox/ps3/PC/leapfrog >every night I say "rust is love, rust is life" dad calls me a f----- >call him a c--- >he slaps me >cry and run to room >feel something warm and metallic sit's rust spread my buttcheeks for rust rust decimates my butthole >dad comes in brust 360noscopes dad >rust is love >rust is life Reply to Thread Return Catalog Top

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laughhara Walked into the computer lab, and saw this. via zackisontumbl

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KING OFTHE ONIONS THEONIONSHAVELAVERS BECAUSE SHREK HASLAVERS

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M A N OF ONI O N JUNE 1 4 TM &R) DC COMICS

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S LOVE SAREK

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urgent! Have I found God? ★ I was only 9 years old I loved Shrek so much, i had all the mercahndise and movies l pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life i've been given "Shrek is love" i say "Shrek is life" My dad hears me and he calls me gay I knew he was just jelous of my devotion for shrek I called him a c*t He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep I'm crying now, and my face hurts I lay in bed and its really cold A warmth is moving towards me I feel something touch me Its shrek I am so happy He whispers in to my ear "this is my swamp" He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees I'm ready I spread my bum cheeks for Shrek He penetrates my butthole It hurts so much but i do it for shrek l can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water I push against his force I want to please Shrek He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love My dad walks in Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says. "its all ogre now" Shrek Leaves through my window Shrek is love, Shrek is life I don't know what to think of this?!?! Shrek Ogre - Find Shrek Ogre Today www.Target.com

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Shrekhammer 40k Shronkey 02/27/14 (Thu) 18:44:43 No.37614 It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries the Ogrelord has sat immobile on the Onion Throne of Far Far Away. He is the master of brogrekind by the will of the gods and master of a million writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Shreknology. He is the are sacrificed every day so that he may never truly die. Yet even in his deathless state, the Ogrelord continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty battlefleets cross the drek-infested miasma of the Warp, the only route between distant swamps, their way lit by the Onionomican, the psychic manifestation of the Ogrelord's will. Vast armies give battle in His name in uncounted swamps. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Orcus, the Space Ogres, bio-engineered super-brogres. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Ogrian Guard and countless swamp defence forces, the ever-vigilant Ogre Inquisition and the tech-priests of the Orcus Mechanicus to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat to humanity from Farquad, heretics, Drekians - and far, far worse. To be a brogre in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of shreknology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be relearned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the swamps, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of by the might of his inexhaustible ogre armies. He is a rotting carcass Lord of the The ogrelord protects

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