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cass-you-ass krios-alenko u-asskrios-alenko Source: sealfie sealfie today at school it was very quiet and suddenly this guy's Siri speaks out of nowhere and says "excuse me Sargent hugecock my internet is not working 46,374 notes 口箩
cass-you-ass krios-alenko u-asskrios-alenko Source: sealfie sealfie today at school it was very quiet and suddenly this guy's Siri speaks out of nowhere and says "excuse me Sargent hugecock my internet is not working 46,374 notes 口箩

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Hell hath no fury . . .

T-Mobile 2:38 PM , 100%-. Cortana, get me today's movie times" Who's Cortana? "Oops I meant Siri" Who is Cortana? Please get me the movie times" tap to edit Maybe you should ask Cortana for the movie times
T-Mobile 2:38 PM , 100%-. Cortana, get me today's movie times" Who's Cortana? "Oops I meant Siri" Who is Cortana? Please get me the movie times" tap to edit Maybe you should ask Cortana for the movie times

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capitalvice ruffaloon omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled 'SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO, and siri replied·Tara, you have 28 events in July. That's a lot.' and then died #more dramatic than romeo and juliet
capitalvice ruffaloon omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled 'SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO, and siri replied·Tara, you have 28 events in July. That's a lot.' and then died #more dramatic than romeo and juliet

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pizza princess-amz Source: miingyang IAT&T 10:58 AM “ Sir, I am crying ” Why are you crying? " Because I am stupid ” That is not the reason to cry One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad. ohnthewind Ask Siri if it plans to fill your room with deadly neurotoxin .ooo Verizon LTE 43% Siri would you ever fill my room with deadly neurotoxins" I've never really thought about it. "But would you" tap to edit I suppose it's possible. WOW.. 648,061 notes はー
pizza princess-amz Source: miingyang IAT&T 10:58 AM “ Sir, I am crying ” Why are you crying? " Because I am stupid ” That is not the reason to cry One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad. ohnthewind Ask Siri if it plans to fill your room with deadly neurotoxin .ooo Verizon LTE 43% Siri would you ever fill my room with deadly neurotoxins" I've never really thought about it. "But would you" tap to edit I suppose it's possible. WOW.. 648,061 notes はー

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capitalvice: ruffaloon: omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled 'SIRII DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO' and siri replied Tara, you have 28 events in July That's a lot.' and then died #more dramatic than romeo and juliet
capitalvice: ruffaloon: omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled 'SIRII DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO' and siri replied Tara, you have 28 events in July That's a lot.' and then died #more dramatic than romeo and juliet

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AT&T 12:23 AM “Do you like Nicki Minaj's music?” I would rather listen to a lawnmower in the morning while I'm sleeping.
AT&T 12:23 AM “Do you like Nicki Minaj's music?” I would rather listen to a lawnmower in the morning while I'm sleeping.

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7:18 PM 100% E 66 How do I shot web 99 I found this for you: · Input interpretation How do I shot web? . Result . I dunno lol (according to the internet meme) WolframAlpha .
7:18 PM 100% E 66 How do I shot web 99 I found this for you: · Input interpretation How do I shot web? . Result . I dunno lol (according to the internet meme) WolframAlpha .

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11:32 What can I help you with? 6 What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow ” The last person that asked me that ended up in a crevasse
11:32 What can I help you with? 6 What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow ” The last person that asked me that ended up in a crevasse

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21:25 73 % E 66 Call my boyfriend. 99 Are you pregnant? 66 Siri, just call my boyfriend. ” We don't need to involve him. This is your decision. I can take care of everything " Siri. ” He doesn't need to know a thing.It can be like it never happened. Poof.
21:25 73 % E 66 Call my boyfriend. 99 Are you pregnant? 66 Siri, just call my boyfriend. ” We don't need to involve him. This is your decision. I can take care of everything " Siri. ” He doesn't need to know a thing.It can be like it never happened. Poof.

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40% YES OPTUS 3G 4:47 PM " What are you wearing ” Aluminosilicate glass and stainless steel. Nice, huh?
40% YES OPTUS 3G 4:47 PM " What are you wearing ” Aluminosilicate glass and stainless steel. Nice, huh?

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