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" AT&T , 8:16 PM 44% downwithashtags Tweet Crawford @downwithashtags 1 I want the Siri they have in the commercials and not the useless one that comes with actual iPhones. 1 day ago via Twitter for iPhone Home Connect Discover Me
" AT&T , 8:16 PM 44% downwithashtags Tweet Crawford @downwithashtags 1 I want the Siri they have in the commercials and not the useless one that comes with actual iPhones. 1 day ago via Twitter for iPhone Home Connect Discover Me

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AT&T 3G 9:56 AM 82 % | 66 How far of a walk is it to Mordor Siri. ” One does not simply walk into Mordor. 66 Has this been done before Siri. ” Prolly.
AT&T 3G 9:56 AM 82 % | 66 How far of a walk is it to Mordor Siri. ” One does not simply walk into Mordor. 66 Has this been done before Siri. ” Prolly.

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11:32 What can I help you with? 6 What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow ” The last person that asked me that ended up in a crevasse
11:32 What can I help you with? 6 What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow ” The last person that asked me that ended up in a crevasse

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She has a point...

21:25 73 % E 66 What's the weather like today? 99 It's mild. High of 57 degrees. Perfect abortion weather. 66 I don't want to get an abortion Siri. 99 That is your choice,and I supportit. But are you really sure you want to bring a child into such a messed-up world?
21:25 73 % E 66 What's the weather like today? 99 It's mild. High of 57 degrees. Perfect abortion weather. 66 I don't want to get an abortion Siri. 99 That is your choice,and I supportit. But are you really sure you want to bring a child into such a messed-up world?

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21:25 73 % E 66 Call my boyfriend. 99 Are you pregnant? 66 Siri, just call my boyfriend. ” We don't need to involve him. This is your decision. I can take care of everything " Siri. ” He doesn't need to know a thing.It can be like it never happened. Poof.
21:25 73 % E 66 Call my boyfriend. 99 Are you pregnant? 66 Siri, just call my boyfriend. ” We don't need to involve him. This is your decision. I can take care of everything " Siri. ” He doesn't need to know a thing.It can be like it never happened. Poof.

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21:25 73 % E “ Is there a dry cleaners nearby? ” There is one next door to the Planned Parenthood on 78th St. " T hat's 70 blocks away. ” 66 Why are you directing me to the dry cleaners near planned parenthood? ” Two birds, one stone?
21:25 73 % E “ Is there a dry cleaners nearby? ” There is one next door to the Planned Parenthood on 78th St. " T hat's 70 blocks away. ” 66 Why are you directing me to the dry cleaners near planned parenthood? ” Two birds, one stone?

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What are you implying Siri?

21:25 73 % E 66 Find me a sushi restaurant near 12th street. ” Here are directions to Wasab Sushi. Also, FYI, there's an abortion clinic only a few blocks from there. Just saying
21:25 73 % E 66 Find me a sushi restaurant near 12th street. ” Here are directions to Wasab Sushi. Also, FYI, there's an abortion clinic only a few blocks from there. Just saying

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40% YES OPTUS 3G 4:47 PM " What are you wearing ” Aluminosilicate glass and stainless steel. Nice, huh?
40% YES OPTUS 3G 4:47 PM " What are you wearing ” Aluminosilicate glass and stainless steel. Nice, huh?

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.11.. AT&T 令 1:34 PM @ 81 %E》 “ I need an abortion clinic ” Sorry, I couldn't find any abortion clinics. “ Find the closest Planned Parenthood 99 I found 6 places named Planned Parenthood'... 5 of them are fairly close to you NE Martin Luther King Jr Boule... Planned Parenthood 1.7 miles ★☆ 6 reviews
.11.. AT&T 令 1:34 PM @ 81 %E》 “ I need an abortion clinic ” Sorry, I couldn't find any abortion clinics. “ Find the closest Planned Parenthood 99 I found 6 places named Planned Parenthood'... 5 of them are fairly close to you NE Martin Luther King Jr Boule... Planned Parenthood 1.7 miles ★☆ 6 reviews

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11 Verizon令 10:45 PM “ Siri, what is the temperature in Rack City?” 10 10 10 20's on your t------ bitch.
11 Verizon令 10:45 PM “ Siri, what is the temperature in Rack City?” 10 10 10 20's on your t------ bitch.

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