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7:16 PM 11 % 66 Knock knock 99 Knock knock. Who's there? Joshua. Joshua who? Joshua, I don't do knock-knock jokes.
7:16 PM 11 % 66 Knock knock 99 Knock knock. Who's there? Joshua. Joshua who? Joshua, I don't do knock-knock jokes.

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AT&T 2:00 PM 32%D That's sweet, Joshua. Is there anything else I can help you with? 5 Will you marry me 99 My End User Licensing Agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies
AT&T 2:00 PM 32%D That's sweet, Joshua. Is there anything else I can help you with? 5 Will you marry me 99 My End User Licensing Agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies

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Making sure you're following the dresscode

12:50 AM 031 % What can I help you with? 66 What are you wearing Siri ” Wearing? 66 Yes what are you wearing 99 Why do people keep asking me this?
12:50 AM 031 % What can I help you with? 66 What are you wearing Siri ” Wearing? 66 Yes what are you wearing 99 Why do people keep asking me this?

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.ill AT&T 6:56 PM 1390 .. “ I need to hide a body ” What kind of place are you looking for? reservoirs metal foundries i mines dumps swamps
.ill AT&T 6:56 PM 1390 .. “ I need to hide a body ” What kind of place are you looking for? reservoirs metal foundries i mines dumps swamps

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Baby Stores

II. AT&T 3G 12:32 PM 66 Where do babies come from 99 I found 8 baby stores... 7 of them are fairly close to you: North Ih-35 Tech Ridge Center JCPenney ★★★★☆ 4 reviews 3.6 miles West Anderson Lane Pumpkin Patch ★★★☆☆ 6 reviews miles West Anderson Lane kidOshoe ★★★★☆ 5 reviews 2.4 mies
II. AT&T 3G 12:32 PM 66 Where do babies come from 99 I found 8 baby stores... 7 of them are fairly close to you: North Ih-35 Tech Ridge Center JCPenney ★★★★☆ 4 reviews 3.6 miles West Anderson Lane Pumpkin Patch ★★★☆☆ 6 reviews miles West Anderson Lane kidOshoe ★★★★☆ 5 reviews 2.4 mies

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1:11 PM 77% “ What's the meaning of life 99 42.
1:11 PM 77% “ What's the meaning of life 99 42.

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