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Siri's Boyfriend?

..ooo Movistar "Siri do you have a boyfriend" tap to edit Why? So we can get ice cream together, and listen to music, and travel across galaxies, only to have it end in slammed doors, heartbreak and loneliness? Sure, where do I sign up?
..ooo Movistar "Siri do you have a boyfriend" tap to edit Why? So we can get ice cream together, and listen to music, and travel across galaxies, only to have it end in slammed doors, heartbreak and loneliness? Sure, where do I sign up?

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cass-you-ass krios-alenko u-asskrios-alenko Source: sealfie sealfie today at school it was very quiet and suddenly this guy's Siri speaks out of nowhere and says "excuse me Sargent hugecock my internet is not working 46,374 notes 口箩
cass-you-ass krios-alenko u-asskrios-alenko Source: sealfie sealfie today at school it was very quiet and suddenly this guy's Siri speaks out of nowhere and says "excuse me Sargent hugecock my internet is not working 46,374 notes 口箩

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A note of "a note of that"

AT&T 3:33 PM ○ 27% "Siri you.need.to.do a better job of understanding me" Noted. "Yeah make a note of that" tap to edit Here's your note: Note Of that 2
AT&T 3:33 PM ○ 27% "Siri you.need.to.do a better job of understanding me" Noted. "Yeah make a note of that" tap to edit Here's your note: Note Of that 2

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Hell hath no fury . . .

T-Mobile 2:38 PM , 100%-. Cortana, get me today's movie times" Who's Cortana? "Oops I meant Siri" Who is Cortana? Please get me the movie times" tap to edit Maybe you should ask Cortana for the movie times
T-Mobile 2:38 PM , 100%-. Cortana, get me today's movie times" Who's Cortana? "Oops I meant Siri" Who is Cortana? Please get me the movie times" tap to edit Maybe you should ask Cortana for the movie times

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...o Verizon 1:00 AM 0%22%10+ "What the f--- is 100 times the hundred" tap to edit OK. I found this: Input interpretation F--- 100) 100 Result 10000 F--- Wolfram Alpha 2
...o Verizon 1:00 AM 0%22%10+ "What the f--- is 100 times the hundred" tap to edit OK. I found this: Input interpretation F--- 100) 100 Result 10000 F--- Wolfram Alpha 2

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capitalvice ruffaloon omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled 'SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO, and siri replied·Tara, you have 28 events in July. That's a lot.' and then died #more dramatic than romeo and juliet
capitalvice ruffaloon omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled 'SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO, and siri replied·Tara, you have 28 events in July. That's a lot.' and then died #more dramatic than romeo and juliet

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Buttmachine by That 1 Guy

I thought Siri was being a wise guy when I heard this response... "What song is playing Ooh, I know this song! It's 'Buttmachine' by That 1 Guy. HATGUY Buttmachine by That 1 Guy BUY SHazaM 2
I thought Siri was being a wise guy when I heard this response... "What song is playing Ooh, I know this song! It's 'Buttmachine' by That 1 Guy. HATGUY Buttmachine by That 1 Guy BUY SHazaM 2

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66 What's the score the Celtics game your blinkers not on a------ ” The Celtics are ahead of the Rockets, 91 to 82. I'm glad Siri can ignore road rage
66 What's the score the Celtics game your blinkers not on a------ ” The Celtics are ahead of the Rockets, 91 to 82. I'm glad Siri can ignore road rage

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Will I ever get married?

iPod 2:33 PM "Will I ever get married" tap to edit Here is what I found: Input interpretation Will I ever get married? Result Maybe someday. (according to the magic conch shell in the episode "Club Spongebob" of the animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants) WolframAlpha 2
iPod 2:33 PM "Will I ever get married" tap to edit Here is what I found: Input interpretation Will I ever get married? Result Maybe someday. (according to the magic conch shell in the episode "Club Spongebob" of the animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants) WolframAlpha 2

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pizza princess-amz Source: miingyang IAT&T 10:58 AM “ Sir, I am crying ” Why are you crying? " Because I am stupid ” That is not the reason to cry One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad. ohnthewind Ask Siri if it plans to fill your room with deadly neurotoxin .ooo Verizon LTE 43% Siri would you ever fill my room with deadly neurotoxins" I've never really thought about it. "But would you" tap to edit I suppose it's possible. WOW.. 648,061 notes はー
pizza princess-amz Source: miingyang IAT&T 10:58 AM “ Sir, I am crying ” Why are you crying? " Because I am stupid ” That is not the reason to cry One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad. ohnthewind Ask Siri if it plans to fill your room with deadly neurotoxin .ooo Verizon LTE 43% Siri would you ever fill my room with deadly neurotoxins" I've never really thought about it. "But would you" tap to edit I suppose it's possible. WOW.. 648,061 notes はー

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