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santa deniers at sciencemas eve when they hear darwin claus evolving down the chimney

santa deniers at sciencemas eve when they hear darwin claus evolving down the chimney

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Is there a lore reason why santa deniers still breathe? Bcuz the Easter Bunny is the only real holiday figure. Santa being real is just propaganda spread by Easter Bunny deniers.

[ThatPunkOtaku] X@Pegasus_F4ntasy - 1h Is there a lore reason why santa deniers still breathe? 92 17 TOMNICE @TOMNICE2001 139 : 口企 : Bcuz the Easter Bunny is the only real holiday figure. Santa being real is just propaganda spread by Easter Bunny deniers.

[ThatPunkOtaku] X@Pegasus_F4ntasy - 1h Is there a lore reason why santa deniers still breathe? 92 17 TOMNICE @TOMNICE2001 139 : 口企 : Bcuz the Easter Bunny is the only real holiday figure. Santa being real is just propaganda spread by Easter Bunny deniers.

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Sciencemas RUINED

Me showing off my sick, new Lego set to the atheist (Darwin Claus didn't evolve them any presents) DEVOL

Me showing off my sick, new Lego set to the atheist (Darwin Claus didn't evolve them any presents) DEVOL

The Virgin Santa Denier vs The Chad Santa Believer

Virgin Santa Denier "Santa isn't real!" "Christmas is actually a pagan holiday!" "Actually, your parents give you those Christmas presents." Chad Santa Believer "I have been a good boy this year' "I hope Santa gives me a new dumbbell set this year." "I hope Santa likes the cookies and milk I prepared for him."

Virgin Santa Denier "Santa isn't real!" "Christmas is actually a pagan holiday!" "Actually, your parents give you those Christmas presents." Chad Santa Believer "I have been a good boy this year' "I hope Santa gives me a new dumbbell set this year." "I hope Santa likes the cookies and milk I prepared for him."

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santa deniers reactions when you tell them he only comes when you're sleeping (it's unfathomable to their pea sized brains): made with mematic

santa deniers reactions when you tell them he only comes when you're sleeping (it's unfathomable to their pea sized brains): made with mematic

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When I See a Santa Denier at the Mall Despite Santa Sitting Right There in His Chair

when i see a santa denier at the mall despite santa sitting right there in his chair MIC

when i see a santa denier at the mall despite santa sitting right there in his chair MIC

Sonic Deniers Be Like

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This is your brain on Reddit.

Neil deGrasse Tyson O @neiltyson For Santa to deliver gifts to all world's Christians in one night requires hypersonic speeds through Earth's lower atmosphere, vaporizing his reindeer & sleigh. Just sayin'. 4:37 PM - Dec 24, 2021 - TweetDeck 2,674 Retweets 7,888 Quote Tweets 21K Likes Neil deGrasse Tyson O @neiltyson Santa doesn't know Zoology: Both male & female Reindeer grow antlers. But all male Reindeer lose their antlers in the late fall, well-before Christmas. So Santa's reindeer, which all sport antlers, are therefore all female, which means Rudolf has been misgendered. 7:43 PM - Dec 24, 2021 · TweetDeck 1,474 Retweets 593 Quote Tweets 9,889 Likes Neil deGrasse Tyson O @neiltyson As Earth warms, and Arctic ice melts, Santa will lose his habitat too. We may one day see photos of him clutched to an ice floe. 2:27 PM - Dec 24, 2021 - TweetDeck Neil deGrasse Tyson O @neiltyson · 3h Something Einstein's Theory of Relativity never considered: Maybe Santa's Reindeer are stationary, and it is we who fly past them on Christmas Eve. 500 27 1K ♡ 9.1K Neil deGrasse Tyson O @neiltyson · 6h Santa knows Physics: Of all colors, Red Light penetrates fog best. That's why Benny the Blue- nosed reindeer never got the gig. GIF O 127 L 667 O 5.4K Neil deGrasse TysonO @neiltyson · 10h Since the Northern Arctic is just ocean, Santa's North Pole workshop has only ever existed on a floating sheet of ice. Images that portray Santa's workshop with pine trees and snow-capped hills on the horizon are geographically underinfomred. 1.8K 27 2K O 6K

Neil deGrasse Tyson O @neiltyson For Santa to deliver gifts to all world's Christians in one night requires hypersonic speeds through Earth's lower atmosphere, vaporizing his reindeer & sleigh. Just sayin'. 4:37 PM - Dec 24, 2021 - TweetDeck 2,674 Retweets 7,888 Quote Tweets 21K Likes Neil deGrasse Tyson O @neiltyson Santa doesn't know Zoology: Both male & female Reindeer grow antlers. But all male Reindeer lose their antlers in the late fall, well-before Christmas. So Santa's reindeer, which all sport antlers, are therefore all female, which means Rudolf has been misgendered. 7:43 PM - Dec 24, 2021 · TweetDeck 1,474 Retweets 593 Quote Tweets 9,889 Likes Neil deGrasse Tyson O @neiltyson As Earth warms, and Arctic ice melts, Santa will lose his habitat too. We may one day see photos of him clutched to an ice floe. 2:27 PM - Dec 24, 2021 - TweetDeck Neil deGrasse Tyson O @neiltyson · 3h Something Einstein's Theory of Relativity never considered: Maybe Santa's Reindeer are stationary, and it is we who fly past them on Christmas Eve. 500 27 1K ♡ 9.1K Neil deGrasse Tyson O @neiltyson · 6h Santa knows Physics: Of all colors, Red Light penetrates fog best. That's why Benny the Blue- nosed reindeer never got the gig. GIF O 127 L 667 O 5.4K Neil deGrasse TysonO @neiltyson · 10h Since the Northern Arctic is just ocean, Santa's North Pole workshop has only ever existed on a floating sheet of ice. Images that portray Santa's workshop with pine trees and snow-capped hills on the horizon are geographically underinfomred. 1.8K 27 2K O 6K

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Origin Story

This little guy was crazy for Christmas. We used to wrap his presents in lead foil so he couldn't peek. You mean Santa wrapped them. Oh. Of course dear.

This little guy was crazy for Christmas. We used to wrap his presents in lead foil so he couldn't peek. You mean Santa wrapped them. Oh. Of course dear.

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It's A Lifestyle

Santa believer mental gymnastics Santa brings everyone their presents on Christmas night with his magic Santa denier mental gymnastics Regular peoble just buy and wrap ALLLL these Christmas presents But also literally all parents are part of the same conspiracy to make their children behave Santa at the mall is just an imposter in disguise He's made up by corporations to sell Christmas stuff The cookies just happen to be eaten next day

Santa believer mental gymnastics Santa brings everyone their presents on Christmas night with his magic Santa denier mental gymnastics Regular peoble just buy and wrap ALLLL these Christmas presents But also literally all parents are part of the same conspiracy to make their children behave Santa at the mall is just an imposter in disguise He's made up by corporations to sell Christmas stuff The cookies just happen to be eaten next day

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