Real Vampires Don't Sparkle

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VAMPIRE F----- KNOW THE DIFFERENCE It could save your life

ALUCARD Because real vampires don't sparkle

REAL VAMPIRES DONT SPARKLE REAL VAMPIRES MUDA DA! MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA ZA WARUDO TOKI WO TOMARE! SOSHITE. TOKI GA UGOKI DESU WRYYYYYY!

No, Diggory Vampires don't sparkle. 50 points from Hufflepuff."

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Real Vampires Don't Sparkle (or just "Vampires Don't Sparkle") is a common term used to oppose the mythology behind the Twilight Novel Series, oftentimes captioned with pictures of more traditional vampires or characters who would be experts on the subject.

Origin

Despite the Twilight Novel series launching in 2005, the term wasn't used until the release of Twilight's Film Adaptation, where the sparkling visual effect could be seen first hand.

(Exact Origin is still unknown.)