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UFNIT Reading the Bible and my favorite character dies THEY BRING HIM BACK

UFNIT Reading the Bible and my favorite character dies THEY BRING HIM BACK

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The Last Of Jesus

Rise Up Inertial Invites @intransitivelie@beige.party Jesus: impossible to kill, reproduced asexually. Jesus is canonically a fungus. Clearly the part the Romans crucified was a fruiting body of some kind, leaving the bulk of the organism below ground, safe and secure. And every Easter, we find Jesus' multi-colored spores hidden in dark places. The rabbits tried to warn us. But now it's too late. He's metastasized across the whole planet. Soon enough, he will come again, and when he does, no cross in the world will be big enough to keep him at bay. *Twilight Zone music intensifies* Mar 27, 2024, 07:06 · · 262 · ★ 418

Rise Up Inertial Invites @intransitivelie@beige.party Jesus: impossible to kill, reproduced asexually. Jesus is canonically a fungus. Clearly the part the Romans crucified was a fruiting body of some kind, leaving the bulk of the organism below ground, safe and secure. And every Easter, we find Jesus' multi-colored spores hidden in dark places. The rabbits tried to warn us. But now it's too late. He's metastasized across the whole planet. Soon enough, he will come again, and when he does, no cross in the world will be big enough to keep him at bay. *Twilight Zone music intensifies* Mar 27, 2024, 07:06 · · 262 · ★ 418

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"Jesus died for our sins." Ok, but he didn't stay dead, so what exactly did he sacrifice? "Jesus gave up a 3 day weekend for our sins."

"Jesus died for our sins." Ok, but he didn't stay dead, so what exactly did he sacrifice? "Jesus gave up a 3 day weekend for our sins."

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Jesus says stop being thirsty

ithelpstodream My favorite bible story is when instead of telling women to dress modestly, Jesus tells his dudes to avoid lust by plucking their eyes out 5/13/16, 1:44 AM Shells&Emotions @anna_bayla 986 RETWEETS 1,759 LIKES since1938 My man Jesus goddessolga What story is that? ffermented-salmonella Matthew 18:9 livebloggingmydescentintomadness "And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away." beachfox "Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!" "Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don't have to see all those bodies anymore?" "wut" "What?" "Shouldn't you tell them to... stop dressing like that or something?" "Don't see why. It's not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a f------ sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself." "Uh...." "Or learn to keep it in your g'damn pants no matter what they're wearing." dinosaurrainbowstarfish He goes on for like several examples too. "How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when...they're dressin like that?" "Cut it off." "wut" "Cut it off. Your hand. If it's a problem, stop having a hand." "wut" "What" corporationsarepeople "Did I f------ stutter?" Ivdeo And for our variety hour, here's some nice things about Jesus Source: ithelpstodream 473,449 notes ifunny.co

ithelpstodream My favorite bible story is when instead of telling women to dress modestly, Jesus tells his dudes to avoid lust by plucking their eyes out 5/13/16, 1:44 AM Shells&Emotions @anna_bayla 986 RETWEETS 1,759 LIKES since1938 My man Jesus goddessolga What story is that? ffermented-salmonella Matthew 18:9 livebloggingmydescentintomadness "And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away." beachfox "Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!" "Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don't have to see all those bodies anymore?" "wut" "What?" "Shouldn't you tell them to... stop dressing like that or something?" "Don't see why. It's not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a f------ sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself." "Uh...." "Or learn to keep it in your g'damn pants no matter what they're wearing." dinosaurrainbowstarfish He goes on for like several examples too. "How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when...they're dressin like that?" "Cut it off." "wut" "Cut it off. Your hand. If it's a problem, stop having a hand." "wut" "What" corporationsarepeople "Did I f------ stutter?" Ivdeo And for our variety hour, here's some nice things about Jesus Source: ithelpstodream 473,449 notes ifunny.co

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Depictions of Jesus comparison

Average Protestant Depiction of Christ 10 Sm Average Catholic Depiction of Christ I guess it is a little strange...

Average Protestant Depiction of Christ 10 Sm Average Catholic Depiction of Christ I guess it is a little strange...

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Jesus hugs Miku

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I'm Not Worthy

Geist @sochimuoneke I'm not worthy to be in his presence. Run me the $1 trillion. tubs @teletubby. 2d be honest Show this thread : $1 Trillion or 10 Minutes dinner with Jesus BLACK ✓ TWITTER THREADS

Geist @sochimuoneke I'm not worthy to be in his presence. Run me the $1 trillion. tubs @teletubby. 2d be honest Show this thread : $1 Trillion or 10 Minutes dinner with Jesus BLACK ✓ TWITTER THREADS

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Too early white Jesus

Goddamn it White Jesus You're 230 million years too early

Goddamn it White Jesus You're 230 million years too early

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Jesus visits the Hazbin hotel

JESUS CHRIST BUZ ME! FSH $€ X YOU'RE SO LUCKY, CHARLIE. XX 10 Tezcakoa JUST TAKE A LOOK AT THE HELL OF MY UNIVERSE. AND THEN YOU WILL UNDERSTAND. THIS IS "HELL" IN YOUR UNIVERSE? 5 MINUTES LATER @TezcaKoatl NO SO... WELL... YEP! THAT'S RIGHT. W-WAIT! WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? Feel 200 *SIGH*... YEAH, I KNOW... 2023 Paniel کر

JESUS CHRIST BUZ ME! FSH $€ X YOU'RE SO LUCKY, CHARLIE. XX 10 Tezcakoa JUST TAKE A LOOK AT THE HELL OF MY UNIVERSE. AND THEN YOU WILL UNDERSTAND. THIS IS "HELL" IN YOUR UNIVERSE? 5 MINUTES LATER @TezcaKoatl NO SO... WELL... YEP! THAT'S RIGHT. W-WAIT! WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? Feel 200 *SIGH*... YEAH, I KNOW... 2023 Paniel کر

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