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Jeff Goldblum refuses to leave money to his kids Charlie, 8, and River, 6: 'Row your own boat' MEME ZAR Tyler Conway @jtylerconway naming a child River then saying "row your own boat" is diabolical

Jeff Goldblum refuses to leave money to his kids Charlie, 8, and River, 6: 'Row your own boat' MEME ZAR Tyler Conway @jtylerconway naming a child River then saying "row your own boat" is diabolical

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religion, uh, finds a way

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People forgetful with names, ...uh... , find a way

Chris Kelly @imchriskelly Someone once introduced Jeff Goldblum to me at a party by saying, "This is Chris Kelly," and he exclaimed, "My god, of course!" I couldn't believe it. He know who I was?? Then he proceeded to say, "My god, of course!" to every person he was introduced to. I love Jeff Goldblum.

Chris Kelly @imchriskelly Someone once introduced Jeff Goldblum to me at a party by saying, "This is Chris Kelly," and he exclaimed, "My god, of course!" I couldn't believe it. He know who I was?? Then he proceeded to say, "My god, of course!" to every person he was introduced to. I love Jeff Goldblum.

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Religion, uh, finds a way

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Life Wisdom by Jeff

I believe in the old theory that everybody does everything in order to get laid.

I believe in the old theory that everybody does everything in order to get laid.

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SimonR @Simonreah Someone who works at a charity shop put Jeff Goldblum in every single photo frame

SimonR @Simonreah Someone who works at a charity shop put Jeff Goldblum in every single photo frame

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Oh word? Okay daddy

timsutton Jeff Goldblum likes when fans call him daddy By Lindsey Kupfer August 30, 2018 13:45pm you're opening up pandora's box jeff classicalmonoblogue does that look like a man who's afraid of the contents?

timsutton Jeff Goldblum likes when fans call him daddy By Lindsey Kupfer August 30, 2018 13:45pm you're opening up pandora's box jeff classicalmonoblogue does that look like a man who's afraid of the contents?

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He makes me feel beautiful

At first I was uncomfortable with the new shower curtain my roommate got but now I like it. Jeff Goldblum stares at me like I'm the most beautiful person in the world

At first I was uncomfortable with the new shower curtain my roommate got but now I like it. Jeff Goldblum stares at me like I'm the most beautiful person in the world

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Peasants aren't allowed to say his name

People always ask me how I pronounce my name, Gold-bloom or Gola-bluhm alioughtumble ohhellosug m I always tell them the same thing: How dare you speak to me.

People always ask me how I pronounce my name, Gold-bloom or Gola-bluhm alioughtumble ohhellosug m I always tell them the same thing: How dare you speak to me.

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