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what the HIssss sid youjustfucking HIsssS about me you litte HiSSSS? rIhave you know d top of my HISSSSS in the Navy HISSSSSs, and I've been involved in numerous secret HISSSSSs on Al-HISSsss, and I have over 300 confirmed HISSSSSs. I am trained in HISSSSS warfare and I'm the top HISSSSS in the entire US armed HISSSSS. You are nothing to me but just another HISSSSS. I will HISSSSS you the f--- out with HISSSSS the likes of which has never been seen before on this HISSSSS, mark my f------ HISSSSS. You think you can get away with saying that HISSSSS to me over the HISSSSS? Think again, HISSSSS. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of HISSSSS across the USA and your HISSSSS is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your HISSSSs. You're f------ HISSSSs, kid. I can be HISSSSS, HiSSSSS, and I can HISSSSS you in over HISSSss ways, and that's just with my bare HISSSSS. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed HISSSSS, butI have access to the entire arsenal of the United States HISSSSS and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable HISSSSS off the face of the HISSSSS, you little HISSSSS. If only you could have known what unholy HISSsss your little "HISSSSS" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f------ HISSSSS. But you HISssss, you HiSSSSS, and now you're HISSsSS, yougoddamn HISsSsS. I will s--- HISSSSS all over you and you will drown in it. You're f------ HISssss, kiddo.
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Navy SEAL Copypasta - Crusader Kings II Edition

[-] LordLoko Ego sum rex romanus et super grammatica 97 points 1 month ago What did you said about me your little peasant? I'll have you know I was tutored by the most brilliant strategists, and I've been involved in numerous crusades against the Abassids, and I have over 300 confirmed conversions. I am trained in holy warfare and I'm the top crossbowman in the entire Frankish army. You are nothing to me but just another infidel. I will wipe you the f--- out with plots the likes of which has never been seen before on the mainland of Europe. You think you can get away with saying dishonorable things about me through your spymaster? Think again, peasant. As we speak, I am contracting my spymasters across the realm and your location is being discovered right now so you better prepare for the storm heathen. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your dynasty. You're f------ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred wayys, and that's just in personal combat. Not only am I extensively trained in military tactics, but I have access to the entire armory of the Holy Roman Empire and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable dynasty off the face of the continent, you dishonorable baron. If only you could have held your blasphemous tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn imbecile. I will s--- casus bellis all over you and you will drown in them. You're f------ dead kiddo
[-] LordLoko Ego sum rex romanus et super grammatica 97 points 1 month ago What did you said about me your little peasant? I'll have you know I was tutored by the most brilliant strategists, and I've been involved in numerous crusades against the Abassids, and I have over 300 confirmed conversions. I am trained in holy warfare and I'm the top crossbowman in the entire Frankish army. You are nothing to me but just another infidel. I will wipe you the f--- out with plots the likes of which has never been seen before on the mainland of Europe. You think you can get away with saying dishonorable things about me through your spymaster? Think again, peasant. As we speak, I am contracting my spymasters across the realm and your location is being discovered right now so you better prepare for the storm heathen. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your dynasty. You're f------ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred wayys, and that's just in personal combat. Not only am I extensively trained in military tactics, but I have access to the entire armory of the Holy Roman Empire and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable dynasty off the face of the continent, you dishonorable baron. If only you could have held your blasphemous tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn imbecile. I will s--- casus bellis all over you and you will drown in them. You're f------ dead kiddo

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Navy Seal Copychaika

□ Anonymous 10 hours ago No.107438724 >>107448664 eyebrow warfare.ipq (78 KB, 1280x720) google igdb >>107438409 You say what. About Chaika? Chaika, graduated top of class. Chaika Seals. Involved, lots of raids. Secret raids! Hero-fighting! Over 300 exploded breads, confirmed! Chaika, trained in eyebrow warfare. Top wizard. Entire Chaika armed forces! You, nothing but another bread. Chaika, cook you out. Precision, never seen before! Shocking truth! You, get away? Think you can? Say stuff over internet. Think wrong! Secret saboteur network, contacting! Right now! Your house, being traced. Storm, coming! Bracel Storm, wipe you outl You, little. You, patheticl You, dead. Kidl Chaika, anywherel Everywherel Can drive car, over 700 ways! Just with Chaika hands! Chaika, trained in unarmed cuteness. Also, access to entire coffin! All of Chaika's dad, parts. Chaika usel Full extent! You, miserable. Wipe bum off face of continent. You, should have known. Unholy retribution! Clever comment, bring down.On youl. Held your tongue, should have. But, couldn't. Didn't. Pay price. Baka. Chaika, super angryl All over you! You, drown in hugs! Kid. Smothered.
□ Anonymous 10 hours ago No.107438724 >>107448664 eyebrow warfare.ipq (78 KB, 1280x720) google igdb >>107438409 You say what. About Chaika? Chaika, graduated top of class. Chaika Seals. Involved, lots of raids. Secret raids! Hero-fighting! Over 300 exploded breads, confirmed! Chaika, trained in eyebrow warfare. Top wizard. Entire Chaika armed forces! You, nothing but another bread. Chaika, cook you out. Precision, never seen before! Shocking truth! You, get away? Think you can? Say stuff over internet. Think wrong! Secret saboteur network, contacting! Right now! Your house, being traced. Storm, coming! Bracel Storm, wipe you outl You, little. You, patheticl You, dead. Kidl Chaika, anywherel Everywherel Can drive car, over 700 ways! Just with Chaika hands! Chaika, trained in unarmed cuteness. Also, access to entire coffin! All of Chaika's dad, parts. Chaika usel Full extent! You, miserable. Wipe bum off face of continent. You, should have known. Unholy retribution! Clever comment, bring down.On youl. Held your tongue, should have. But, couldn't. Didn't. Pay price. Baka. Chaika, super angryl All over you! You, drown in hugs! Kid. Smothered.

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Barnie Sandlers: *inequality rage intensifies*

2016 What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little bitch? I'l have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f--- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f------ words. You think you can get away with saying that s--- to me over the Internet? Think again, f-----. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thingyou call your life. You're f------ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am l extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little s---. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f------ tongue. But you couldn't,you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will s--- furyall over you and you will drown in it. You're f------ dead, kiddo. BARNIESANDLERS.COM
2016 What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little bitch? I'l have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f--- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f------ words. You think you can get away with saying that s--- to me over the Internet? Think again, f-----. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thingyou call your life. You're f------ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am l extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little s---. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f------ tongue. But you couldn't,you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will s--- furyall over you and you will drown in it. You're f------ dead, kiddo. BARNIESANDLERS.COM

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"What the fuck did you just fucking take from me, you little mortal?"

What the f--- did you just f------ take from me, you little mortal? I'll- have you know I graduated top of my Necromancy class at the Necro university, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Erathia and I am behind 7000 skeletons. I am trained in all schools of magic and I'm the top sorcerer in the entire undead horde. You are nothing to me but just another potential skelly for my army. I will meteor shower you the f--- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on planet Enroth, mark my f------ words. You think you can get away with ste aling my Alchemist lab? Think again, f-----. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of scout heroes across the Antagarich continent and your castles are being spotted right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm of skellies that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your "army". You're f------ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, because I have dimension door, fly and town portal and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my magic. Not only am I extensively trained in sorcery, but I have access to the all the creatures of Necropolis and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable army off the face of the continent, you little s---. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" takeover was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f------ fingers off my Alchemy lab. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will s--- deathcloud all over you and you will drown in it. You will be f------ undead so on, kiddo.
What the f--- did you just f------ take from me, you little mortal? I'll- have you know I graduated top of my Necromancy class at the Necro university, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Erathia and I am behind 7000 skeletons. I am trained in all schools of magic and I'm the top sorcerer in the entire undead horde. You are nothing to me but just another potential skelly for my army. I will meteor shower you the f--- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on planet Enroth, mark my f------ words. You think you can get away with ste aling my Alchemist lab? Think again, f-----. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of scout heroes across the Antagarich continent and your castles are being spotted right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm of skellies that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your "army". You're f------ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, because I have dimension door, fly and town portal and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my magic. Not only am I extensively trained in sorcery, but I have access to the all the creatures of Necropolis and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable army off the face of the continent, you little s---. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" takeover was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f------ fingers off my Alchemy lab. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will s--- deathcloud all over you and you will drown in it. You will be f------ undead so on, kiddo.

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Canadian Navy Seal

↑ [-] Sachyriel 320 points 1 day ago Pardon me, did you just say something to me eh? I'l have you know I graduated at the top of my class in the Canadian Politeness Force, and I've been involved in numerous secret runs to Tim Hortons, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in welcoming warfare and am the most passive aggressive member of the entire canadian population. You are a person that I have yet to make friends with. I will talk to you with kindness the likes of which have never been seen before on this earth, mark my passiveness. You think you can get away with not saying thank you? Think again, neighbour. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of syrup drinking penguins across the northern territories and your IP is being traced so you better prepare for the gift baskets, buddy. The gift baskets that not only contain Gift cards, but donuts from tim hortons too. You're gonna be befriended, guy. I can be nice anywhere, anytime, and can be nice to you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just if I write letters. Not only am i extensively trained in passive aggressive combat, but I have access to the entire moose army of the Canadian Maple Leaf Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to welcome your friendly ass right into the neighbourhood. You little neighbourino. If you had only known what friendly retribution your comment was about to bring down, maybe you would have eaten poutine with me. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're gonna let me pay the bill because that's how nice I am, guy. I will put you in the hospital and it will cost nothing cause our healthcare is free. I'Il say sorry now, friendo permalink save report give gold reply
↑ [-] Sachyriel 320 points 1 day ago Pardon me, did you just say something to me eh? I'l have you know I graduated at the top of my class in the Canadian Politeness Force, and I've been involved in numerous secret runs to Tim Hortons, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in welcoming warfare and am the most passive aggressive member of the entire canadian population. You are a person that I have yet to make friends with. I will talk to you with kindness the likes of which have never been seen before on this earth, mark my passiveness. You think you can get away with not saying thank you? Think again, neighbour. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of syrup drinking penguins across the northern territories and your IP is being traced so you better prepare for the gift baskets, buddy. The gift baskets that not only contain Gift cards, but donuts from tim hortons too. You're gonna be befriended, guy. I can be nice anywhere, anytime, and can be nice to you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just if I write letters. Not only am i extensively trained in passive aggressive combat, but I have access to the entire moose army of the Canadian Maple Leaf Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to welcome your friendly ass right into the neighbourhood. You little neighbourino. If you had only known what friendly retribution your comment was about to bring down, maybe you would have eaten poutine with me. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're gonna let me pay the bill because that's how nice I am, guy. I will put you in the hospital and it will cost nothing cause our healthcare is free. I'Il say sorry now, friendo permalink save report give gold reply

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What the fuck did you just say?

What the f--- did you just say to me you little bitch?
What the f--- did you just say to me you little bitch?

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What the f-- did u fukin say about doge, you little cate? IIll hav u know doge graduat top doge of my class in the Navy Shibes, and ben invelved in many secret reid on Al-Cate, and I hav over 300 confirmed cate kill. Im treind in such warfare and im top doge in the entire United Shibes armed forces. U are nothing 2 me but just another cate. doge will wiep u the f-- out with precisien the ieks of which has nevr seen b4 on this dogeland mark my fookin woofes. You think u can get awai with sayin tht s--- over the Intershibe? think agen, f-----. As we speek I am contact my secret netwoofe of shibes across the USA and ur IP is being traced rite now so u betr prepare for the ashin, cate. The bashin that wieps out the pathetic little thing rcall ur lief. You're fookin ded, cate. oge can b anywher, anytiem, and doge can kill in over seven hundert ways, and thts just with bare ws. not only doge is extensive trained in unarmed bashin, but doge hav acces to the entire arsnal ge Corps and will use it to very extent to wiep ur miserable ass off the face of the United Shibe Do of the dogentinent, you little cate. If you onli could hav know what unholi retribueton ur little clever" coments about 2 bring down uppon u, mayb u would have held ur cate tongue. But u eouant, u didn't, and now u gonna pay the dogecoin, u shibedamn cate. I will bash fury all over u and u will dorwn on it. ur fookin ded, cate.
What the f-- did u fukin say about doge, you little cate? IIll hav u know doge graduat top doge of my class in the Navy Shibes, and ben invelved in many secret reid on Al-Cate, and I hav over 300 confirmed cate kill. Im treind in such warfare and im top doge in the entire United Shibes armed forces. U are nothing 2 me but just another cate. doge will wiep u the f-- out with precisien the ieks of which has nevr seen b4 on this dogeland mark my fookin woofes. You think u can get awai with sayin tht s--- over the Intershibe? think agen, f-----. As we speek I am contact my secret netwoofe of shibes across the USA and ur IP is being traced rite now so u betr prepare for the ashin, cate. The bashin that wieps out the pathetic little thing rcall ur lief. You're fookin ded, cate. oge can b anywher, anytiem, and doge can kill in over seven hundert ways, and thts just with bare ws. not only doge is extensive trained in unarmed bashin, but doge hav acces to the entire arsnal ge Corps and will use it to very extent to wiep ur miserable ass off the face of the United Shibe Do of the dogentinent, you little cate. If you onli could hav know what unholi retribueton ur little clever" coments about 2 bring down uppon u, mayb u would have held ur cate tongue. But u eouant, u didn't, and now u gonna pay the dogecoin, u shibedamn cate. I will bash fury all over u and u will dorwn on it. ur fookin ded, cate.

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How Handy

What the f--- did yow just f------ say about mes you you know I graduated top of my class ous secret raids on I'u have The stormthat wipes out the no-star? I'u athetic little thing you call your intonnouji Academy, and I've been REVOCS, and I have over 300 confir fare and I'm the top wordsmanin Yowre f------ be anywhere, anytime, and I can dead, kid. I can involved in numer ow iv over seven hundred ways, and that'sjust with my bare hands s I am trained in kamui war Not only am I extensively trained med kill in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire Takarada Conglomerate and I wül use itto- ity full extent to wipe miserable ass off the face ofthe continent, you little s---. If to- me but just another I will wipe youthe f--- out the entire Japanese continent. You are of the never been seem before on thisEarth, mark my f------ words. You think can get away with saying that zhit to ikes of which has with precision me over the Internet? Think f-----. As we speak I anm comment way about to- bring down upon you, maybe you you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" Nudist Beach and your IP is being traced right now so-you better prepare for the storms held your f--- my secret network of spies acro* tongue. But 't, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I wil s--- fury all over yow and you wül drown in it. Yourefucking yow yow pig in human clothing. wrote it do on mvhands ior me dead, kiddo. Eady SatsuKi wn
What the f--- did yow just f------ say about mes you you know I graduated top of my class ous secret raids on I'u have The stormthat wipes out the no-star? I'u athetic little thing you call your intonnouji Academy, and I've been REVOCS, and I have over 300 confir fare and I'm the top wordsmanin Yowre f------ be anywhere, anytime, and I can dead, kid. I can involved in numer ow iv over seven hundred ways, and that'sjust with my bare hands s I am trained in kamui war Not only am I extensively trained med kill in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire Takarada Conglomerate and I wül use itto- ity full extent to wipe miserable ass off the face ofthe continent, you little s---. If to- me but just another I will wipe youthe f--- out the entire Japanese continent. You are of the never been seem before on thisEarth, mark my f------ words. You think can get away with saying that zhit to ikes of which has with precision me over the Internet? Think f-----. As we speak I anm comment way about to- bring down upon you, maybe you you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" Nudist Beach and your IP is being traced right now so-you better prepare for the storms held your f--- my secret network of spies acro* tongue. But 't, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I wil s--- fury all over yow and you wül drown in it. Yourefucking yow yow pig in human clothing. wrote it do on mvhands ior me dead, kiddo. Eady SatsuKi wn

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Luftwaffepasta

What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little bitch? l'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Luftwaffe, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Stalingrad, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in aerial warfare and I'm the top ace in the entirety of history. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will shoot you the f--- down with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f------ words. You think you can get away with saying that s--- to me over the telegraph? Think again, f-----. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Reich and your telegraphy station is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Polikarpov. You're f------ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my MG 131s. Not only am l extensively trained in air-to-air combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Wehrmacht and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little s---. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" telegram was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f------ tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamr idiot. I will strafe fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f------ dead, kiddo
What the f--- did you just f------ say about me, you little bitch? l'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Luftwaffe, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Stalingrad, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in aerial warfare and I'm the top ace in the entirety of history. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will shoot you the f--- down with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f------ words. You think you can get away with saying that s--- to me over the telegraph? Think again, f-----. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Reich and your telegraphy station is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your Polikarpov. You're f------ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my MG 131s. Not only am l extensively trained in air-to-air combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Wehrmacht and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little s---. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" telegram was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f------ tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamr idiot. I will strafe fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're f------ dead, kiddo

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