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Brings a whole new meaning to "gorilla warfare" doesn't it.

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Never go after Japanese Housewife and Panda Gamer

And once panda gamer and fake Japanese housewife are down and out and we all get together to laugh at them, they'll chide us 7:10 AM 27 Dec 17 1 LIKE panda gamer we all get together to laugh at them, they'll chide us What the f--- did you just f------ ay about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Panda Seals, and l've been involved in numerous secret raids on Bakery, and I have over 300 confirmed Cakes defeated. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire PlayStation Home armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the f--- out with precision the likes of which has ever been seen before on Twitter, mark my f------ words You think you can get away with saying that s--- to my Nationality over the Internet? Think again, f-----. As we speak I am contacting my secret Discord network of Pandas across the Internet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, little censor bar. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're f------ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can block vou in over seven hundreg ways, and that's just with my Keyboard & Mouse. Not only am I extensively trained in CQC, but I ave access to the entire arsenal of Panda Corp. and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little s---. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever comment was about bringing own "Panda Gamer and Fake Japanese Housewoman" then maybe you would have held your f------ tongue about that. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will s--- fury all over vou and you will drown in it You're f------ dead, kiddo

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Why throw away your life so recklessly?

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