Italian Military Jokes

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Luigi "Shoot my men until the war's over, then" Cadorna Luigi "Leave no man alive, not even yourself" Cadorna Luigi "Bloody foam all the way to Rome" Cadorna Luigi "Flee and I'll take your life for free" Cadorna Luigi "Eleventh time's a charm" Cadorna Luigi "Artillery Shmartillery" Cadorna of Belleto Luigi "Supply my troops and I'll court martial your group" Cadorna lloric nelo Luigi "You call this dull? Look at all those Italian skulls!" Cadorna Luigi "More bodies for the Isonzo, Bonzo" Cadorna Mores Thien Castellie Luigi "Viscera? Que sera, sera" Cadorna Luigi "New Recruit? He'll be the first to shoot!" Cadorna Luigi "Not my fault that I failed the assault" Cadorna Luigi "We don't need food, we don't need mood, we just need to get good!" Cadorna Luigi "What's the plan? Killing my own men" Cadorna

Battle of the Piave River Yet Erich Ludendorff, on hearing the news, is reported to have said he 'had the Part of the Italian Front (World War I) sensation of defeat for the first time'. [5) Map of the Second Battle of the Piave Date 15-23 June 1918 Piave, Italy 45°49'50"N 12° Location losses Result Italian victory 118,042:(21 11,643 dead 80,852 wounded 25,547 captured between 15 and 23 June 1918, was a decisive victory3|14] for the Italian Army against the Austro-Hungarian Empire during World War I. struck a major blow to the army's morale and cohesion and had political repercussions would later become clear that the battle was in fact the beginning of the end of the Austro- @d: The Perverted Stmmone Hungarian Empire.6]

Italian conquest of the Horn of Africa Part of the Interwar Period and the East African Campaign of World War II Date March 1924 – 19 August 1940 Location Horn of Africa Result Italian victory • Fascist "pacification" of Somalia (1924-27), conquest of Ethiopia (1935-36) and British Somaliland (1940) • Formation and expansion Italian East Africa Belligerents fe Sultanate of Italy Hobyo E Italian Eritrea Majeerteen Sultanate Ethiopian Empire EK British Empire Commanders and leaders Benito Mussolini Sheikh Hassan Barsane (POW) Omar Samatar Haile Selassie Arthur Chater Casualties and losses 1,148 Italians killed 275,000 Ethiopians (1935–36)l1] killed (1935–36)[1][3] 161 Italian casualties 260 British casualties (1940)l2) (1940)(4] 1,000 Somali casualties (1940)[5] 150,000 Ethiopians killed by mustard gasl6] Asmara N ERITREA °o SUDAN Adowa Amba Gondar GULF OF ERITREA AMHARA FRENCH SOMALI COA O Dessie Debra Markos HARAR Addis Ababa BRITISH SOMALI Harar SCIOA ITALIAN ETHIOPIA EAST AFRICA SOM DAMO Rudolf GANDA @J. The Perverted Summoner

Anonymous | 5563363 22 min. ago >Year is 1992, Italian Military goes to Somalia for some peacekeeping work under the UN >Same area they used to be active in the African theater during WW2 >When they set up camp, they're ap- proached by an 80 year old somalian, in full WW2 Italian kit with a tricolor sash and a perfectly maintained rifle >Soldiers w-- hard and ask him what he 187.0 kB JPG is doing >He is a veteran of an Askari group that fought for the Italians in WW2 >Insists that he is back to fight for them like the "Good old days" won't be turned away because he's taken an oath to serve them for life, and intends to keep it >After consulting the general, they keep him as a sort of mascot, give him an honorary position as a camp guard and let him raise the flag >He's very loyal and they all love him except for one awkward problem >In ceremonies and formal events, no matter how much they tell him to stop, He aways screams "Viva re, Viva duce, Viva Italia!"

First Battle of Monte Grappa (1917) Part of the Italian Front of the First World War Date 13-26 November 1917 Location Monte Grappa, Italy Result Italian victory Belligerents Austria-Hungary E Kingdom of Italy German Empire Commanders and leaders Otto von Below E Mario Nicolis di Robilant E Armando Diaz Strength 120,000 51,000 Casualties and losses 21,000 12,000 @J. The Perverted Summoner The Austrians, despite help from the German Army's Alpenkorps and numerical superiority, failed to take the mountain's summit during the first battle of Monte Grappa, which lasted from November 11, 1917 to December 23, 1917. Armando Diaz allowed his local commanders much more freedom of manoeuvre than his predecessor, which resulted in a more elastic and effective Italian defense. although the Austrians could see Venice from their positions, they would never reach it.

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Italian Military Jokes are quips aimed at mocking the effectiveness or prowess of the Italian military, often consisting of stereotypes that Italian soldiers are cowardly and depictions of the Italian Navy as floating pizza.

Origin

According to a blog post on Strange History,^[6] the Italian military became widely mocked among Allied powers in the early 1940s due to the country's various military failures. In 1943, the World War II historical drama film Five Graves to Cairo was released, which features the music-loving, but ineffective, Italian General Sebastiano.

Spread

On January 25th, 2014, the Italian Armyball Facebook^[2] page was launched, highlighting depictions of the Italian military as various Polandball-style illustrations. On October 14th, 2014, The New York Times^[7] published an op-ed, which commented on the stereotype that "Italian soldiers are spineless."

Italian Armyball on a background of an explosion

On March 15th, 2015, Redditor SapSal submitted a PolandBall comic titled "Italian Military" to /r/polandball,^[4] garnering upwards of 470 points (96% upvoted) and 70 comments prior to being archived (shown below).

comic about Itallian Armyball weaponizing

On June 24th, 2016, the PolandBall Facebook^[3] page posted a military tier list pacing Italy at the very bottom (shown below). Within seven months, the post gained over 6,500 reactions and 1,500 shares. On April 21st, Imgur user TheExistentialDreadKickedIn uploaded a GIF of a pizza floating in the ocean titled "Italian Navy."^[1]

military tier list with Italy being so low it's in its own tier

On January 10th, 2017, Redditor x2K284 submitted a screenshot of Google Image Search results for "Italian Navy," featuring pizzas and pizza-shaped flotation devices floated in water (shown below, left). On January 18th, Redditor SirJilliumz submitted a Fake History image macro mocking the Italian Navy to /r/MemeEconomy^[5] (shown below, right).