I Would Berry My Dick

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I Would Berry My Dick refers to an infamous Facebook interaction in which a boy named Tom Venables, who appears to be young judging by their profile picture, comments on a young girl's video, "I would berry [sic] my dick so far inside your ass that whoever pulled it out would be crowned king arthur." A collage of the interaction was popularized on several platforms and used as an exploitable meme format, as well as the catchphrase itself being used in jokes since it first went viral online.

Origin

While it's unknown when the interaction took place, a collage of an interaction between a Facebook user named Tom Venables, who appears to be a young boy, commenting on a video by a young girl named Sarah Nichole, was posted on Reddit's /r/funny^[1] by Redditor BisonKid on February 19th, 2013, gaining over 980 points before being archived. The collage highlights Venables' lewd comment and significant typo, as he writes "I would berry my dick so far inside your ass that whoever pulled it out would be crowned king arthur."

Sarah Hicole like & share thanks comment what u think who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur I would berry my d--- so far inside your ass Tom Venables I would berry my d--- so far inside your ass who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur 2 minutes ago via mobile Like Like Comment Share 16 hours ago 2,583 people Ike this. 159 shares berry my dic View previous comments 4 of 1,189 Tom Venables I would berry my d--- so far inside your ass who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur 5 minutes ago via mobile Like be carowned king arthur

Spread

The image and the comment quickly spread online as people parodied it in myriad ways. For example, it appeared in a collage of /fit/ pickup lines posted to /r/4chan^[2] on May 28th, 2013, in a post that gained over 2,000 points before being archived (shown below, left).

The line itself continued seeing prevalent use over the following several years as a copypasta. For example, on April 6th, 2021, Twitter user @FarmerSneed69^[3] posted it referring to a Genshin Impact character, gaining over 90 retweets and 600 likes in three years (shown below, right).

ey bby i put the STD in stud all i need is U url that dress looks good on you. then again, so would AY BBY U WAN SUM F-- want to be my ate? you'll get the D later b-back that ass up yo girl, you like Wendys? are there 21 letters in the alphabet oh right, i forgot uraqt ey gurl, is ur father retarded? how do u like ur eggs in the morning gurl? fertilized? hey, my d--- just died can i bury it in ur ass? cos you gon love it Wendys nuts slap your face gurl u must b gasoline, cuz even t expensive i'd still pump u in my van are vou an ay gurl u a carpenter? cause ur special ayo gurl, they call me snowstorm, cos i can give you a few inches and really inconvienience your evening u a cemetary, girl? cos i'm dead inside and need to bury myself in u some is there a keg in your pants because I want to tap that ass 'll give you my vitamin D if you give me your fish o irl you must be Stage 3 Neurosyphilis sanding because I can't get you out of my mind because ive got a very large bone for youobut its lucky e mc examine ay gurl r u a beaver? cuz danm i'd rate u a 9/10 gl irl, i'd love yo gurl, ever had yo belly ayo girrrl, i heard you to kiss you was a Gryffinwhore,just once on cos you let every wizard Sl i'm the 1 u need button tickled from da inside? do you like fitness? AYO GIRL LEMME CLAP DEM CHEEKS how bout All you need to make a smile is a colon and a D wow, r u a parking ticket, cos u got fine written all over u ayo babe, you from iraq? cuz i think you should baghdad ass up, gurrrl then maybe i'd move up to your waist :D you know your ABCs girl? cuz i'm about to give you the fourth letter of the alphabet fitness d--- in do you like tapes and cd's? cuz ima tape my d--- to your forehead so you CD's nuts. r mouth are you an antiquer? do u have pet insurance? cuz ay girl you should sell hot dogs cuz u already know how to make a weiner stand do you work at subway because you give me a footlong yo girl, you got any irish in you?m about to destroy ur p---- want some? because i have some junk that hasn't been touched in years i would berry my d--- so dee inside you whoever pulls me out would be crowned king if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put the D in U do you like dragons? I want to cover you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado girl, you been to ireland? damn, i wish you was my big toe, soicuz could bang you on my coffee table in 3 seconds ill be dragon are you a chicken farmer? cuz you sure know how to raise a c--- because eni my nuts across your face compiled by 2013 edit and add more or l hook u in the gabber ma

BIG SNEED DADDY @FarmerSneed69 #boycottgenshin I would berry my d--- so far inside Lisa Genshin Impact's ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king Arthur &A • 2:13 AM Apr 6, 2021 @Caly

The image itself has also been used as an exploitable template. For example, on June 1st, 2023, a variation was posted to /r/okbuddyretard^[4] by Redditor Ya_Boy_Envy, gaining over 500 points before the post was archived (shown below, left).

On March 8th, 2024, Twitter user @Shitpostbot5000^[5] posted an example with Squidward as Hatsune Miku, gaining five retweets and 30 likes in six weeks (shown below, right).