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88% I failed that paper we wrote for derp class! What did you get? Hey man, what's wrong? I wrote mine the night before. I bet you worked really hard on yours Yeah...uhm. . .really hard...weeks, even. ACTUALLY WROTE IT THE NIGHT BEFORE POKER FACE
88% I failed that paper we wrote for derp class! What did you get? Hey man, what's wrong? I wrote mine the night before. I bet you worked really hard on yours Yeah...uhm. . .really hard...weeks, even. ACTUALLY WROTE IT THE NIGHT BEFORE POKER FACE

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*le me letting out some steam in my college dorm room oh s--- oh s---, stand up quickly and pull shorts up FAP Fer *clickclickd 呼 oh sorry dude i was changing and I didnt want sup dude why was the door locked L anyone to walk in im a 1ittle self conscious BAD POKER FACE *le room mate k dude you should be less selI conscious thats kinda sad yea Sure whatever dude. .. . HA! I WAS ACTUALLY FAPPING MY BALLS DRY YOU NIMWIT!
*le me letting out some steam in my college dorm room oh s--- oh s---, stand up quickly and pull shorts up FAP Fer *clickclickd 呼 oh sorry dude i was changing and I didnt want sup dude why was the door locked L anyone to walk in im a 1ittle self conscious BAD POKER FACE *le room mate k dude you should be less selI conscious thats kinda sad yea Sure whatever dude. .. . HA! I WAS ACTUALLY FAPPING MY BALLS DRY YOU NIMWIT!

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kme i have a boner, hmm, ok i my back hurts, i it's really have heart burn, uncomfortable, blah blah blah, nothing is helping suppose can we have sex aaah, i feel so much better I DIDN'T HAVE BONER!
kme i have a boner, hmm, ok i my back hurts, i it's really have heart burn, uncomfortable, blah blah blah, nothing is helping suppose can we have sex aaah, i feel so much better I DIDN'T HAVE BONER!

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Okay class, I'l be handing back your reports today. Most of you did quite well! Herp, I got your email, utI couldn't ) the word document. Ugh, fine. You know, I'll need you to print itthis wouldn't happen out and bring it in if you didn't usea tomorroww Mac. It was actually a renamed DLL file!
Okay class, I'l be handing back your reports today. Most of you did quite well! Herp, I got your email, utI couldn't ) the word document. Ugh, fine. You know, I'll need you to print itthis wouldn't happen out and bring it in if you didn't usea tomorroww Mac. It was actually a renamed DLL file!

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MAY 2011 SUN MON TUES WED THURS FRI SAT 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 (21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 I L IE D
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NOT MY FIRST POST!
NOT MY FIRST POST!

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Hey sweetie, do you need to pee? No IACTUALLY DID NEED TO PEE!
Hey sweetie, do you need to pee? No IACTUALLY DID NEED TO PEE!

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*chatting to a cute girl* How about herp and herp? So do you like derpderp? Omg I love herp and herp! I love derpderp! Wow we have so much in common!I know! Guess its just a strange coincidence. Ihave actually been stalking you on Facebook for months!
*chatting to a cute girl* How about herp and herp? So do you like derpderp? Omg I love herp and herp! I love derpderp! Wow we have so much in common!I know! Guess its just a strange coincidence. Ihave actually been stalking you on Facebook for months!

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