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News Feed News s on your mind? Zeus > God You gotta let me know how you manage to get heaps of praise and devotion while I'm over here getting offerings of charred livestock carcasses. These things sme. 96"濑@ing terrible. 000 years ago Comment Like Athena ikes this. Hades Yeah man it's looking ike a damn petting z00 down here with 18 minutes ago God You gotta have your only chld go down there and get crucified new goat souis. 15 minutes ago Like Jesus Christ Which totally sucks, btw 2 minutes ago Lke 2022 years ago -RSVP to this event John> God Crashing wedding with bunch of triends? $0. Watching your son pull his water-into-wine party trick? SO. Everyone's reactions? PRICELESS God, Jesus, and 12 other apostles like this Peter John come meet us out back by fire pit Pauls tanked and singing Your Body is a Wonderland to the bridesmaids 20 minutes ago God> Moses Dude,sent a little present for you to deliver to the masses. Forgot your address though, so just had them leave it on Mit. Sinai 500 years ago -Comment Like Moses Thanks man, I pick it up after work. Mt. Sinai is a big place, is it somewhere at the botto? 17 hours ago Like God No, let it right at the top. Keep an eye out for ten large, stone tablets. Stoked to see how it goes over with your peeps! 17 hours ago Like Moses Wait, you left TEN giant stone tablets at the top of a damn mountain for my old ass to cary down to the people? 16 hours ago Like God Yeah. Why, is that not ok? 16 hours ag0 Like Moses Just. text me for my address next tme 10 minutes ago Like Religious Extremist invited you to the event KILL THE NONBELIEVERS IN GOD'S NAME 回A, the damn tirme . RSVP to t15 event God Whoa man, I think you're missing the point 2 minutes ag0 Like God just checked in on Earth, and wow, I really screwed the pooch. Time to start 509 years agoComment Like God posted the song "It's the End of the World as We Know It 509 years ago Comment Like God LEN. ARD. BERN STEIN. lo 2months ago-Lke God posted a note Anyone know a good shipbuilder? Also I lost my phone, send me your God gave Noah a gift Free 5-day, 4-night Cruise on the (Very) High Seas Noah Dudel That is so awesome. Thank you 2months ago Like God No worries, man. You leave in a week, aiong with two of every and animal on the planet 2 months ago Like Noah Wat, what? 2 months ago Lke God Also, you have to build the actual boat 2 months ago Like 2 months ago -Like God And there's a giant flood coming, so build it or die 2months ago Like 2 months ago Like 2months ago Like Noah created The Ark 1 days and 41 nights ago Lke Noah So is the invoice, which is in the mail. 1 days and 41 nights ago Like Noah created the event All Aboard 40 days and 40 nights ago RSVP to this event The Zebras, The Elephants, The Cockapoos, and millions of others are attending Noah crowded as f up in here 40 days and 40 nights ago Lke Noah made the mistake of putting the pigeons next to the leopards Looks like someone had a pillow fight in here. But with blood 40 days and 40 nights ago Comment Like Noah posled a note Know anyone with an extra pair of pigeons? Also I lost my phone, number! God created The Flood Humanity 40 days and 40 nights ago Like God Sorry bros 40 days and 40 nights ago Like W-- dudel Noah TM ON A BOAT lo 40 days and 40 nights ago Like 0 days and 40 nights ago Like Noah is steering clear of the lower decks because it smells like a sging rabbit cage down there 0 days and 10 nights ago Comment Like Noah> God Hey, any idea when we can land? This "oruise is geting old fast and if the Macaws repeat one more thing I say, I'm gonna punch their $#&ing skuils 1 day and 1 night ago Comment Like God Send out a bird to find land, bro. You got any pigeons? day and 1 night ago Like lah pigeons? Um, how about·dove? 1 day and 1 night ago Like God That works 1 day and 1 right ago -Like Dove left the groupThe Ark Dove joined the groupThe Ark 0 days ar d 0 rights ago . Comment . Lke Dove Olive Branch, Bitches 11 minutes ago Like Noah S%&#ing finaly 5 minutes ago Like God Nice work dude. When you die, you can come over for Mai Tais by my new 0 days and O nights ag0 Comment Like Older Posts ▼

Japan has created the event Party in Pearl Harbor, but with Bombs 21] 69 years ago . RSVP to this event United States Wait, what?! 25 minutes ago Like Japan Oh! Uh, nothing. I mean, it'll be "tha bomb", as in, really awesome. Yeah 20 minutes ago Like United States Ah. Thought you meant something else. 10 minutes ago Like Japan has made the event Party in Pearl Harbor, but with Bombs private 8 minutes ago Comment Like

Titanic bitchslapped a p---- li iceberg on my way to NY 98 years ago Comment Like lceberg Oh did you now? 2 hours ago Like Titantic Yeah sucka, you oughta know! HAHAHA 1 hour ago Like Iceberg Whatever you say, Unsinkable. 55 minutes ago Like Titantic ?? 42 minutes ago Like Titantic ...Oh you m-----------. 38 minutes ago Like Iceberg Who's the sucker now? 30 minutes ago Like The Titanic String Quartet T, you want us to stop playin"? 25 minutes ago Like Titantic Nope. You're comin' with me. 20 minutes ago Like

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Viewing a historical event as a conversation on Facebook. Example:
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World War Two
Germany > USSR : comin over to ur place to crash buddy, crazy night :D
22 June 19:41 Comment Like
USSR: WTF…. YOU CANT SLEEP HERE DUDE!!!
Germany: too bad, still coming…

Germany > USSR : dude, wheres the heater in ur place? its cold!!
27 February 19:42 Comment Like
USSR: I like it cold…. deal w/it.

Germany > USSR : ur place blows, i'm outie…
7 July 19:43 Comment Like
USSR: woop woop l8r :D

Julius Caesar: My boys pulled together a lil' get together at the casa tonight. Gunna be a killer party.
Brutus: Oh it'll be killer alright.
Julius Caesar: Hahah don't be creepy, dude.
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