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Srs question | /r/Greentext

No.53071195 2 hours ago 1560540895 cover2.jpg JPG 55.7 KiB 1137x640 Just finished watching a video on what bodyparts girls prefer, most say the eyes. >Tfw l've been skipping eye day my whole life What exercises can I do to get more muscley eyes? 13 replies 400

Brothers in blood | /r/Greentext

File: drugs_pepe_i made high.jpg (144 KB, 701x512) O drugs and drug buddies Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)02:17:04 No.65065901 >be me, 20 >junkie >use drugs alone like the pathetic loner I am >suddenly, mosquito bites me >instead of killing it, let it suck on some my blood >mfw l've drugged up a mosquito >mfw l've made a drug-buddy

Anon doesn’t read | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/26/18(Mon)09:19:38 No.49505883 >have somewhat stable social circle in uni >get along with this one grill >she gives me a book for christmas that she thinks I would 82 KB JPG like >for some reason never open it >weeks go by, she keeps asking about the book >quickly look up plot summary on wiki so that I can pretend l'm reading it >she's visibly annoyed and angry, says "you probably never even opened it" >insist that I read it, our relationship slowly deteriorates >we get our degrees and don't stay in touch >fast forward six years >find book while cleaning my apartment >decide to read it >find a little romantic note inside about how much I mean to her etc >mfw book is pretty boring

Teavee Violence | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/20/21(Fri)13:14:19 No.65061992 >Gets smacked across the room by a Oompa Loompa's hand >ls launched into the air via drums >Has a f------ guitar slammed on top of him >ls blasted with high pressure 14 KB JPG water >Has an Oompa Loompa attempt to stab him to death >ls punched across the room by a plastic toy >ls dropped onto hot pan and tossed up and down >ls squished under a folder. This is child abuse.

Anons dad knows too much | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/27/18(Tue)15:49:02 No.785975313 >Be me >/b/tard >Dad sees me laughing at my phone >ohshit.jpg >"What you laughing at anon?" >Panic tell them just the funny CLAP CLAP 30 KB JPG meme website called 4chan >Dad loses it >"THAT WEBSITE IS FULL OF HACKERS AND PEDOPHILES, ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ABDUCTED? ARE YOU A PDEOPHILE? DO I NEED TO WORRY ABOUT YOU COMMITTING HACKER CRIMES ONLINE?" >mfw my dad thinks im talking to elite hacker pedophiles online >mfw I really talk to autistic retard neckbeards

Anon’s Mid-Life Crisis Sets In | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/19/21(Thu)22:19:34 No.65056929 >look up people I knew of back in high school and college >all of them are living well adjusted, happy lives with wives and children >sit here wondering what's wrong with me and I can't obtain something everyone gets so easily 321 KB JPG

Gabe announces Half Life 3 ew | /r/Greentext

File: 1338794837362 jpg-(155 KB, 800x1200, Gabe_01.jpg) O Anonymous 06/04/12(Mon)03:27 No.141846848 >Gabe comes onto stage >Talks about new Steam features, Dota 2 >Conference is coming to a close >Audience sighs in unison >"Oh and one more thing" >"Attendees perk up >A huge f------ 3 slowly fades onto screen >Crowd turns into bananas and bursts into treats >An "E" quickly pops up next to it >"Have a nice E3" >Gabe gets shot

Anon is definitely straight | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)07:26:14 No.861477163 >be me > talking with my little brother on snap chat > hes 18 im 20 > he sends a snap on his new piano and in the corner of the picture you can see his penis in the reflection >mfw 17 KB PNG >i screenshot out of panic, think it may be funny >now have picture of my brothers penis in my camera roll : Anonymous 08/21/21(Sat)07:38:29 No.861477736 how very heterosexual of you IL

Anon has a random memory | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Mz+F72xl) 04/23/14(Wed)02:24:34 No.543522159 >be 3 years old >standing in the living room next to leather sofa >for no apparent reason think to myself "i will remember this moment" >still do

That is not what I expected | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 47257346 8 min ago >Be me, just turned 18 >Head off to the store >Know exactly what I want to buy now that I legally can >Fingers trembling in trepidation >l stare longingly at the product >Take it to the register >Forced to present my ID after asking whether i'm 18 40.3 kB JPG >Proudly do so >Pay for the product and head out >Finally able to clean my dust filled PC with canned air Pic unrelated REPLY Marthorm

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