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Anon is single | /r/Greentext

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [UAuto] File: thumb_aidan-you-should-st(.).png (40 KB, 300x334) O Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)13:12:46 No.846193430 ► >l asked out a girl >She refused, but her face blushed >Find wins where you can [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [DAuto]

Anon goes grocery shopping | /r/Greentext

Anon rejects a girl | /r/Greentext

le: download (1).png (48 KB, 219x219) Anonymous 02/01/21(Mon)00:10:42 No.846193331 >be me, aged 15 >regular day at school >cute girl walks to me before chemistry class is about to start >"hey anon how have you been" >"uh, good thanks" >"hey anon i actually really like you" >w--.jpeg >try to say "that's very flattering" >accidentally say "that's very depressing" >tell her i'm sorry it just slipped out >she took it like a champ and said it's ok never talked to her again

Anon is the Green Goblin | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous El Goblino Verde 01/29/21(Fri)21:31:24 No.59604720 >apartmentfag >lockpickfag >parents are richfags so I can buy dumb expensive useless things once in a blue moon >unit next to me keeps having loud femdom sex every now and then and it literally sounds like two special needs children 314 KB JPG f------ >binge raimi spiderman because sleeping is impossible with this noise >decide to turn the volume up during the green goblin fight scene to annoy the couple making goat sex noises >girl bangs on the wall and tells me to shut the f--- up >leave room >put on picrel helmet >pick neighbour's door >kick open bedroom door "I'M THE GREEN F------ GOBLIN, YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS TO SHUT THE F--- UP AND TAKE YOUR DISGUSTING COPULATION ELSEWHERE" >l'm 6'3 manlet >guy is 5'9, on the floor with a strap on up his ass so he can't do s--- >girl is close to my height but clearly s------- herself >deathstare at the couple for a few seconds before leaving and laughing my ass off >finish spiderman 1 at max volume while neighbours still audibly s------- themselves

Anon plays soccer | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 12/07/11(Wed)16:28 No.5220706 Reposting my all time favorite greentext. >playing soccer in gym >ball is up in the air >think I'm gonna be awesome and air kick it into the goal >try >miss ball >kick goalie in the face >try to ask "Are you okay?" and "Im f------ sorry." at the same time >instead end up yelling "ARE YOU F------ SORRY!?" >goalie is choking back tears

Neet leaf is on the big bux | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous •i International neets 07/03/16(Sun)11:39:08 No.61618487 Who here /neet/? Feels good man. I pretended to have schizophrenia by yelling and making a scene at the benefits office and that in combination 149 KB PNG with the time I got hospitalized for trying to kill myself over Wow helped me score over $2000/month in neetbux. How are my fellow neets experience with the bux in their country? I'm extremely cozy.

Anon is a crumb dealer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/13/17(Mon)15:30:03 No.18926794 I've become a bread crumb dealer to 4 crows in my local lake. And they pay me with a bit of everything. Shiny stuff, fabric, pens etc. But recently they paid me with 20$ they've found somewhere. So i decided to buy them some more 868 KB JPG expensive bread. They loved it. So they understand what to do. Give me dollar notes. And i've problamy racked up 200$ at this point. Is it morally wrong though, i mean. They're the ones who steals it from someone. Or perhaps they just got a big pile laying somewhere. Should i keep on doing this? 7 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

Anon gets trips | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous 01/26/21(Tue)10:37:34 No.845555555 >lf this post gets trips, I cut my balls off with a rusty nail. roll

Anon is free | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/15/17(Fri)01:35:55 No.753827470 >>753827365 # >be american >internet is blocked >bored >go outside >get shot >>753827522 # >>753827523 #

Still better than Rotten Tomatoes | /r/Greentext

How do you rate your movies? >Watch the only first 10 minute of the movie >go to random dot org, roll a number between 1 and 10 >Go to imdb, punch the rolled number in >Go to 4 channel dot org, create a off topic thread about p---, politics or youtube. Derail other threads until ban >Reset router >Repeat This is the daily life of a kinoisseur

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