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just bi Anonymous Greentext Reposter ❤ @GreenTe... ·16h anonymous submission Anonymous 08/25/24(Sun)17:52:50 No.78624 1.52 MB PNG >hates Twitter and says it's dead >look inside >80% of popular posts are just screenshots from Twitter 35 17330 11.8K Ill 129K go
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Anonymous 11/23/24(Sat)05:14:25 No.206146410 Hollywood is done 3.66 MB MP4 Anonymous >>206146410 (OP) # It has soul : Anonymous >>206146410 (OP) # based! 11/23/24(Sat) 05:54:18 No.206147786 11/23/24(Sat)06:08:20 No.206148230 I dont think it's as compelling as catdad fighting sharks and the cruise ship, but pretty good. I don't even think the first one was animated. in 2 years, this is going to be pretty good. Anonymous 11/23/24(Sat) 06:12:17 No.206148349 this cat is show how loyalty and honor bring you far
Anonymous 11/23/24(Sat)05:14:25 No.206146410 Hollywood is done 3.66 MB MP4 Anonymous >>206146410 (OP) # It has soul : Anonymous >>206146410 (OP) # based! 11/23/24(Sat) 05:54:18 No.206147786 11/23/24(Sat)06:08:20 No.206148230 I dont think it's as compelling as catdad fighting sharks and the cruise ship, but pretty good. I don't even think the first one was animated. in 2 years, this is going to be pretty good. Anonymous 11/23/24(Sat) 06:12:17 No.206148349 this cat is show how loyalty and honor bring you far

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"How would you fix James Bond?" | /r/Greentext

File: Bond.png (183 KB, 396x336) 9 ☐ James Bond producers reportedly struggling to find a new direction for the franchise Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)12:40:24 No.206102626 >>206102857 >>206102870 >>206102886 >>206102963 >>206102972 >>206103013 >>206103095 >>206103128 >>206103159 >>206103311 >>206103407 >>206103490 >>206103632 >>206103929 >>206104665 >>206104737 >>206104802 >>206104840 >>206104848 >>206104963 >>206105106 >>206105682 >>206106136 >>206106944 >>206107226 >>206107859 >>206108135 >>206108686 >>206108792 >>206110267 >>206114120 >>206114165 >>206114180 >>206114272 >>206114337 >>206114573 >>206114795 >>206115303 >>206115877 >>206115923 https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/james-bond-fans-face-five-34053058 They've already done campy and gritty, rookie Bond and old man Bond, fantasy villains and realistic geopolitics. Where else can they go that's fresh? ☐ Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)12:46:28 No.206102821 Vin Diesel Bond ☐ Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)12:48:29 No.206102886 >>206102931 >>206103058 >>206103072 >>206103657 >>206104068 >>206105032 >>206106904 >>206108086 >>206108179 >>206113531 >>206114540 >>206114667 >>206102626 (OP) Period bond set over half a century ago Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)12:49:51 No.206102931 >>206102886 >Period Bond You mean female Bond? ☐ Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)12:51:05 No.206102972 ► >>206102626 (OP) >>206111225 They should realise that in current times a manly Bond would be a 'new' direction. ☐ Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)12:58:54 No.206103244 >>206105483 >>206108358 >>206113624 Here's how you do a bond movie: >007, you're a f------ a------. here's a very specific gadget >welcome to an exotic country 007. I have great t--- but I don't put out >007, so nice of you to join us. I will use smart fridges to take over the planet. you're doomed unless you have very specific gadget >escape sequence. "Mr. Villain, You need to chill out." >sex scene with the chick from earlier >credits they just need to stop f------ around and do the work ☐ Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)13:12:14 No.206103665 ► Trans bond. Janet bond played by a black guy. >> Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)13:35:47 No.206104458 >>206111310 >>>206114237 James Bond vs Austin Powers ☐ Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)19:34:14 No.206114552 ► >Bond says "f--- this government" and joins a Farmers' protest ☐ Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)19:40:58 No.206114678 ► Imagine having the rights to a f------ spy franchise and not knowing what to do. These stinky Brits are f------ creatively bankrupt. Meanwhile Tom Cruise is running circles around them in a wingsuit. ☐ Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)20:46:05 No.206115931 >>206115960 >Nolan wants to do it >Tarantino wants to do it >We just don't know! F------ broccoli c----
File: Bond.png (183 KB, 396x336) 9 ☐ James Bond producers reportedly struggling to find a new direction for the franchise Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)12:40:24 No.206102626 >>206102857 >>206102870 >>206102886 >>206102963 >>206102972 >>206103013 >>206103095 >>206103128 >>206103159 >>206103311 >>206103407 >>206103490 >>206103632 >>206103929 >>206104665 >>206104737 >>206104802 >>206104840 >>206104848 >>206104963 >>206105106 >>206105682 >>206106136 >>206106944 >>206107226 >>206107859 >>206108135 >>206108686 >>206108792 >>206110267 >>206114120 >>206114165 >>206114180 >>206114272 >>206114337 >>206114573 >>206114795 >>206115303 >>206115877 >>206115923 https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/james-bond-fans-face-five-34053058 They've already done campy and gritty, rookie Bond and old man Bond, fantasy villains and realistic geopolitics. Where else can they go that's fresh? ☐ Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)12:46:28 No.206102821 Vin Diesel Bond ☐ Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)12:48:29 No.206102886 >>206102931 >>206103058 >>206103072 >>206103657 >>206104068 >>206105032 >>206106904 >>206108086 >>206108179 >>206113531 >>206114540 >>206114667 >>206102626 (OP) Period bond set over half a century ago Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)12:49:51 No.206102931 >>206102886 >Period Bond You mean female Bond? ☐ Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)12:51:05 No.206102972 ► >>206102626 (OP) >>206111225 They should realise that in current times a manly Bond would be a 'new' direction. ☐ Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)12:58:54 No.206103244 >>206105483 >>206108358 >>206113624 Here's how you do a bond movie: >007, you're a f------ a------. here's a very specific gadget >welcome to an exotic country 007. I have great t--- but I don't put out >007, so nice of you to join us. I will use smart fridges to take over the planet. you're doomed unless you have very specific gadget >escape sequence. "Mr. Villain, You need to chill out." >sex scene with the chick from earlier >credits they just need to stop f------ around and do the work ☐ Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)13:12:14 No.206103665 ► Trans bond. Janet bond played by a black guy. >> Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)13:35:47 No.206104458 >>206111310 >>>206114237 James Bond vs Austin Powers ☐ Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)19:34:14 No.206114552 ► >Bond says "f--- this government" and joins a Farmers' protest ☐ Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)19:40:58 No.206114678 ► Imagine having the rights to a f------ spy franchise and not knowing what to do. These stinky Brits are f------ creatively bankrupt. Meanwhile Tom Cruise is running circles around them in a wingsuit. ☐ Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)20:46:05 No.206115931 >>206115960 >Nolan wants to do it >Tarantino wants to do it >We just don't know! F------ broccoli c----

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what would you do with infinite energy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/18/24(Wed)21:53:48 No.689273854 portals wheel endlessly falling water electricity = INFINITE ENERGY 1725617732115539.png 150 KB PNG Enough with the Portal conundrum, how would you effectively use the technology?
Anonymous 09/18/24(Wed)21:53:48 No.689273854 portals wheel endlessly falling water electricity = INFINITE ENERGY 1725617732115539.png 150 KB PNG Enough with the Portal conundrum, how would you effectively use the technology?

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Post boom clarity | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Oppie 11/07/24(Thu)12:41:22 No.205412108 hq720.jpg 31 KB JPG >We have to build a bomb faster than the Nazis >The Nazis surrender >oh well we've built it now we have to use it >"Oppie what if people die?" >They drop it on Japan even though they would have surrendered anyway >Haha I just dropped the bomb in Japan surely they didn't like that >Mr President I-uh feel like uh, I have blood on my hands This script won best picture, btw. : Anonymous >>205412108 (OP) # >drops another bomb >creates anime why did he do it 11/07/24(Thu)12:45:16 No.205412131
: Anonymous Oppie 11/07/24(Thu)12:41:22 No.205412108 hq720.jpg 31 KB JPG >We have to build a bomb faster than the Nazis >The Nazis surrender >oh well we've built it now we have to use it >"Oppie what if people die?" >They drop it on Japan even though they would have surrendered anyway >Haha I just dropped the bomb in Japan surely they didn't like that >Mr President I-uh feel like uh, I have blood on my hands This script won best picture, btw. : Anonymous >>205412108 (OP) # >drops another bomb >creates anime why did he do it 11/07/24(Thu)12:45:16 No.205412131

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Anon hates QR codes | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 162 KB GIF 11/17/24(Sun)00:35:54 No.20975709 >go to restaurant >QR code for menu >ask waitress if I can get a physical menu since I don't have a phone (I do) >"sorry we don't have any" >ask her if she could print one >comes back with manager 15 minutes later with their online menu printed on several sheets of printer paper (full color) >"thank you so much!" >look at menu for about 5 seconds >order the chicken strips with BBQ sauce, a coke, and side of coleslaw >waitress brings my food >"actually can I get the check and a to-go box?" >exasperated look "sure, no problem." >pull out cash to pay >"sorry we are cashless only, can you pay with card?" >"I don't use credit cards, and I left my debit at home. can you make an exception?" >5 minutes later manager comes back with a little cash envelope and says they can only take cash if its exact change, or if I round up and add it to the tip >no problem, round up one penny to $13 >no tip >get f----- wagies >>20976163 # >>20976921 # >>20982142 # >>20982150 # >>20982793 # >>20984871 #
Anonymous 162 KB GIF 11/17/24(Sun)00:35:54 No.20975709 >go to restaurant >QR code for menu >ask waitress if I can get a physical menu since I don't have a phone (I do) >"sorry we don't have any" >ask her if she could print one >comes back with manager 15 minutes later with their online menu printed on several sheets of printer paper (full color) >"thank you so much!" >look at menu for about 5 seconds >order the chicken strips with BBQ sauce, a coke, and side of coleslaw >waitress brings my food >"actually can I get the check and a to-go box?" >exasperated look "sure, no problem." >pull out cash to pay >"sorry we are cashless only, can you pay with card?" >"I don't use credit cards, and I left my debit at home. can you make an exception?" >5 minutes later manager comes back with a little cash envelope and says they can only take cash if its exact change, or if I round up and add it to the tip >no problem, round up one penny to $13 >no tip >get f----- wagies >>20976163 # >>20976921 # >>20982142 # >>20982150 # >>20982793 # >>20984871 #

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Anon is English | /r/Greentext

Is Napoleon the most overrated figure in history? Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)14:20:32 No.17287393 >plundered europe >killed millions >destroyed 1000 years of HRE tradition >replaced continental law with the french napoleonic code >increased the spread of french philosophy Is there any reason to like this guy other than him being "cool"? His entire legacy is destruction and seeding of marxism
Is Napoleon the most overrated figure in history? Anonymous 11/22/24(Fri)14:20:32 No.17287393 >plundered europe >killed millions >destroyed 1000 years of HRE tradition >replaced continental law with the french napoleonic code >increased the spread of french philosophy Is there any reason to like this guy other than him being "cool"? His entire legacy is destruction and seeding of marxism

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Straight & Real | /r/Greentext

66 KB JPG >be me >casually talk to my twink roommate after football match >invites me to play batsu game on super smash bros >whoever did lose the set,gotta drink 2 vodka shots >after 10 rounds we were super waster and tipsy >we both start feeling an electric current in the air as both our body temperature raised up >we had sex >yesterday >woke up next to him today >cuddle a little cuz why not >we had sex again >It was hot as f---, but I want to kill myself because I'm not a homosexual What do,im not gay and i don't want other people to find out, especially my super-conservative family
66 KB JPG >be me >casually talk to my twink roommate after football match >invites me to play batsu game on super smash bros >whoever did lose the set,gotta drink 2 vodka shots >after 10 rounds we were super waster and tipsy >we both start feeling an electric current in the air as both our body temperature raised up >we had sex >yesterday >woke up next to him today >cuddle a little cuz why not >we had sex again >It was hot as f---, but I want to kill myself because I'm not a homosexual What do,im not gay and i don't want other people to find out, especially my super-conservative family

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Anon psychoanalyzes the midcentury german | /r/Greentext

File: 1533392333843.jpg (553 KB, 1254x1787) F------ REOUS ALBION S--- JEW ANA ANGLO ELCOCKS GOT A GLAND WIR IN NETHIN MUTORES FIREBOMBING THE JUST DIESE TYPHOO GAVE ROOMMUNSY Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)21:03:10 No.17282793 ►>>17282797 >>17284647 >>17285613 >>17285832 >brb breaking the Treaty of Versailles >brb remilitarizing the Rhineland >brb invading Austria >brb invading Czechoslovakia >brb murdering Jews, gypsies, homosexuals, communists, and anyone who disagrees with my politics >brb murdering all of my political rivals >brb giving speech about how Germany should own all of Eastern Europe and replace the natives >brb allying with genocidal Japanese >brb invading Poland >brb launching undeclared surprise invasions against Luxembourg, Belgium, the Netherlands, Denmark, Norway, Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania >brb assassinating the King of Bulgaria and sponsoring a coup in Yugoslavia >brb setting up breeding camps between German officers and hot Norwegian women >brb openly talking about invading Switzerland >brb helping Italy invade Greece and North Africa >brb invading Russia >brb declaring war on the US for no reason >W-- why won't you let me own all of Europe you can still keep your colonies
File: 1533392333843.jpg (553 KB, 1254x1787) F------ REOUS ALBION S--- JEW ANA ANGLO ELCOCKS GOT A GLAND WIR IN NETHIN MUTORES FIREBOMBING THE JUST DIESE TYPHOO GAVE ROOMMUNSY Anonymous 11/20/24(Wed)21:03:10 No.17282793 ►>>17282797 >>17284647 >>17285613 >>17285832 >brb breaking the Treaty of Versailles >brb remilitarizing the Rhineland >brb invading Austria >brb invading Czechoslovakia >brb murdering Jews, gypsies, homosexuals, communists, and anyone who disagrees with my politics >brb murdering all of my political rivals >brb giving speech about how Germany should own all of Eastern Europe and replace the natives >brb allying with genocidal Japanese >brb invading Poland >brb launching undeclared surprise invasions against Luxembourg, Belgium, the Netherlands, Denmark, Norway, Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania >brb assassinating the King of Bulgaria and sponsoring a coup in Yugoslavia >brb setting up breeding camps between German officers and hot Norwegian women >brb openly talking about invading Switzerland >brb helping Italy invade Greece and North Africa >brb invading Russia >brb declaring war on the US for no reason >W-- why won't you let me own all of Europe you can still keep your colonies

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I'm tired Markiplier - 6.5M views • 10 days ago 20240322_214300.png 324 KB PNG >I GOTTA PLAY VIDEO GAMES ONCE A WEEK AND MAKE MILLIONS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE 6:55
I'm tired Markiplier - 6.5M views • 10 days ago 20240322_214300.png 324 KB PNG >I GOTTA PLAY VIDEO GAMES ONCE A WEEK AND MAKE MILLIONS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE 6:55

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