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Anon's life is unfair | /r/Greentext

MIRCOLAT'S WISHLIST SORI AIS ADD Sume AL ITES Scarn by ame or Genlus! NAZI-GIRL GoePPels-Chan ep3 ULL end a Genlus! NAZI-GIRL GoePPels-Chan ep2 Geniu NAZIGIRL UeLL Led T Xmas Shooting - Scramble!! LIAl A >be me >be 5'7" brown mesitzo shitskin from mexico >find girl in a discord server >too shy to talk her >check her steam account thats linked to her discord >check her wishlist (maybe if i buy her a 5$ game she will message me!) >find out she's into p--- hentai games and nazi games >look at her twitter likes, see that likes whitenationalist tweets and follows white nationalists why couldn't i have just been born white, it's not fair

Anon has a friend | /r/Greentext

>be beta f-- with no friends >live alone in s----- apartment >walk outside one day and and 1.83 MB JPG see crow >crow has one partially white wing >feed it bread because it's all I have in apartment >crow keeps coming back for food >one day crow bring me a shiny bit of trash >accept offering from crow >few months pass he comes every day >he brings me s--- most days >one day crow doesnt show up >mfw my only friend has abandoned me >weekend passes >still hasnt come i watch for him constantly >monday morning i go to work >see dead crow on side of street near home >stop and get out >tfw it has a partially white wing >see it has been hit by car >near beak is some weird bracelet >tfw my only friend died trying to get me a gift >tfw I have nothing pic related

Anon made a Egyptian friend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous[] 01/31/21(Sun)20:45:31 No.138718405 >Call Amazon customer service >l'm informed the call center guy is speaking from Egypt >Turns out to be the most professional, most polite call center guy l've ever interacted with >Thank him a lot 44 KB PNG >"Always at your service Sir" >Before leaving I ask him if he's actually Egyptian >"Yes" >congratulate him on his perfect Italian >"Thanks, I invite you to visit Egypt, the country of the the Sphinx and the Pyramids, one of the seven wonders of the world" >Haha wow thanks! >"I've worked with Italians before. You can visit my city which is located there near there, you'll love it there" >Thank him so much, and ask him his name again >He knows mine from the screen I felt /international/ love bliss bros. I now have a new Egyptian fren

Czechs saving Slovaks again | /r/Greentext

File: 1612102285809.png (851 KB, 1051x892) Czech woman performs oral sex to stop robbery of Slovak gas station January 28, 2021 24-year-old Serbian robbed a gas station in Bratislava. A 36-year-old Czech woman offered him a b------ to distract him until the police arrived Anonymous (ID: CesvixL5 E 01/31/21(Sun)16:24:18 No.305961036 >>305957655 (OP) >be me >robbing store with gf like usual >she gets excited and starts blowing me >eyes closed about to nut, cops bust in >l get arrested >everyone treats her like a hero W--

gaynon has a revelation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/06/18(Thu)21:14:08 No.786762596 >be me >gay >have 6' 10" boyfriend >mfw i have the actual big gay 21 KB JPG

Anon meets the world | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/12/20(Tue)22:36:00 No.58122654 >go outside >see people with long hair >see people with t--- >see people wearing a dress >they're everywhere W-- guys I thought women were just a meme 280 KB PNG

Anon wants bobs | /r/Greentext

[Serious long post, please read and tell solutions] >How can I let my girlfriend show me her breasts (or even get naked before)? She's hella shy and conservative. >She's conservative, even tho she was born and grew up in London (we both are indians, I am here for PhD, she grew up 163 KB JPG here) >And she thinks that a couple should do naked stuff only after marriage. > but she's ok with kissing, cuddling and hugging stuff. (Felt her body doing these stuffs before). >it would take 2 years to complete my PhD and would take one year for marriage at least, I don't even want sex, I want to see her breasts, she's cute. >What can I do to convince her? > [again, this is a serious post]. -Broke Imperial student, graduating within few years. (Posting pic, would delete the post within few mins of getting some replies or answers).

Anon likes pickles | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/23/13(Mon)10:04:04 UTC-5 No.522930202 2>522923281 Tell me about it. >went to the store on Thursday >bought a half gallon jar of pickles >love me some pickles >eat one as soon as I get home >tastesgoodman.bat >so good I decide 'll have a few more >walk back to my computer and start to work but the urge is not sated >not by a long shot >come back to life-giving pickle jar several more time >eat several pickles each time >after an hour the jar is empty >400% of my daily sodium never tasted so good >thirty minutes later I hear a churning in my stomach >not a light rumbling, sounds like the noise an old tub makes when you suddenly pull the drain >initiate sprint to bathroom mode >barely get my ass on the toilet as a f------ waterfall emerges from my a------ >never in my life have relief and horror been such close bedfellows >after about ten seconds of continuous flow it subsides to a trickle and stops >toilet water is green and smells like vinegar >body didn't even try to digest that s--- >clean up and go back to computer >thinking "thank god that's over" >Not. Even. Close. >five minutes later the rumbling is back >even louder this time >sprint to bathroom, lather, rinse, repeat >this happens five more f------ times >it's finally all gone >stomach is concave; I have never had less food inside my body >completely cleaned out >cue rumble >sit on toilet but it's different this time >I KNOW there's nothing in there >s--- out a tiny amount of liquid, immediately feel better >"well I guess there was just a tiny bit left, that wasn't so ba-" >all at once the burning fire of a thousand young suns sets upon my a--- sphincter >l had just shat out pure stomach acid >frantically wipe at my ass to prevent it from melting away like the spaceship floor in Alien >craw in shower, tum cold water on full blast, and lie prone while gently sobbing >eventually towel off and crawl exhausted into bed at 3:00 in the afternoon >sleep for fourteen hours In retrospect, it was all totally worth it. I love me some pickles.

Frame job.. | /r/Greentext

File: 17a9a18507ab6be622629c92a(...).jpg (41 KB, 480x640) O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)11:51:27 No.62098583 >>62098750 >>62098760 >>62098825 Anyone else here was never bulled in high school? >chad tried to bully me in middle school >tells me that I'm "a f------ loser who has no friends and should kill myself" >respond with "alright" in an expressionless manner >chads ignore me when they realize I don't give enough of a s--- for them to get a rise out of me O Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)11:55:00 No.62098624 >>62098649 >>62098665 >>62098709 chad was always nice to me and my best friend from childhood is a chad it was the second place guys that were trying to climb the social ladder that were the pricks

Anon finds rare Pokemon | /r/Greentext

>The hambeast Meghan Trainor is performing at SJSU tonight >Tons of Pokemon Go players walking around campus >Walk past some normies playing it >"Hey guys, do you want to catch 1.5 MB GIF a Snorlax?" >"No way!" "Where'd you find it?" >"At the Stadium, Meghan Trainor is performing tonight!" >"OMG!" "That's f----- up!" "F--- you!" >mfw

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