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Fortnite Bad >:| | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/17/19(Sun)13:15:05 No.454850861 >just a rip off of other games that released years prior. >gets worse with every update >people only play it so they can collect s----- cosmetics >it's playerbase consists of s----- toxic players FORTNITE 483 KB JPG >barely has a story and relies on its obnoxious fans to make one for them >slowly dying off and the devs are desperately trying to keep it relevant God I f------ hate overwatch. Any other points missed? >pic unrelated.

Anon is transphobic | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/27/19(Wed)15:07:54 No.796027787 >have a dream that my brother is a man again >wake up >check facebook >he's still a goddamn ugly ass t----- i just want my brother back 72 KB JPG 152 Replies / 17 Images View Thread

anon knows someone that knows someone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/14/22(Mon)15:55:17 No.874427546 >be me >Admin of a little discord server >Have this friend >Unturnedplayer.3gp >He brings a guy he met on unturned to the server >l say "send cp" as a internal joke between us 2 KB PNG >Mfw he says "i actually have, you want some" >Later get a 13GB mega folder on your dms >It actually is This happened 2 times already, w-- happens with unturned players?

Anon gets some ass | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/26/17(Thu)09:05:16 No.40672881 Totally OP, I did the same. >Asked mom that I wanted to f--- a girl >She said, you can f--- me, but only in the ass. >Start f------ mom. >Decide to rub her clit >Find a d--- >Turns out it was a prank by my dad. I won't fall for the same trick 3 times

not green but still | /r/Greentext

dqv7qdxijg341.jpg 77 KB JPG How would history change if there was a giant disembodied hand that zooms around the planet and crushes one random person with its index finger every day? It's called The Hand and it's always slightly faster than you.

Anon is a dog | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: VlgsSTuk ) . schlop schlop schlop schlop 03/10/22(Thu)19:04:09 No.366469914 schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop 48 KB JPG 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous (ID: brnxfcqe ) 03/10/22(Thu)19:05:06 No.366470069 Good f------ post anon. fpbp

Anon was depressed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/25/19(Fri)20:46:58 No.790932821 >be me >"depressed" 12 year old >decide i want to kill myself >family planning to go to the beach >prepare my final plan >get to beach 23 KB JPG >go inside water >scream "goodbye forever" >throw AA battery into the sea >mfw still alive >everybody laughing at me for being retarded >mfw I'm probably retarded

Anon is strong | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/13/22(Sun)15:49:12 No.65899951 Has your muscle gain help you with women? ITALIA 94 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/13/22(Sun)15:50:19 No.65899962 >>65899951 (OP) # Nah I was already strong enough to defeat all women before I started lifting. >>65899967 # >>65900036 # >>65900229 #

Anon tried to die | /r/Greentext

> be me > learn that success rate for suicide by cutting one's wrists is only about 2% > NotOnMyWatch.jpeg > decide to make multiple deep cuts on my wrists on both arms > actually do it > blood everywhere > everything goes black > wake up in hospital > alive >i failed to kms > mfw

Anon watches a movie | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/13/22(Sun)12:38:46 No.165052605 >>165053732 >»165053801 File: Coffee instant.jpg (5 KB, 208x242) >Watching movie >Main character looks directly at me >States my full name, date of birth, credit card and social security COFFEE INSTANT numbers >Reaches through the screen and takes a handful of my popcorn >Movie goes on as if nothing happened

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