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MURDER! !! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/08/19(Tue)23:10:54 No.789475688 >be me >dad likes to pull pranks >has attachment to prank jump scare videos >has scared me every halloween with these 44 KB JPG >occasionally does it post/pre- halloween season >get suspicious every time i see a quiet/unassuming video >get tired of his b------- >fire vs fire.exe >july >tell him the smart tv isn't working >I really just have a black color on screen >he looks at the tv closely, inspecting >press play button on remote >video plays of typical demon girl jumping at the viewer, w/ loud screams, the whole enchilada >laughing, expecting dad to jump >look at him >he's holding his chest, and drops >he seems to writhe for a few seconds >stops moving >he had a heart attack >mfw I f------ killed him

Anon gets cucked | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/25/17(Sat)12:38:49 No.41357827 >be 15 a decade ago >invite Chad over to play some xbox >he has to take a piss >pisses directly into the water >his masculinity bounces off the 9 KB PNG walls and echoes throughout the entire house >see sister touching herself in the doorway, biting her lip >hear mom moaning downstairs >sister calls me a stealth pissing fuckboi and asks why I always aim for the ceramic >tfw

Anon gets a black girlfriend | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/13/22(Sun)04:58:10 No.67760714 >white and autistic >get black femcel gf >very kind and nice >I'm going to meet her family next week HELP HELP 22 KB JPG 19 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 03/13/22(Sun)09:02:07 No.67762670 >>67760714 (OP) # >ayyy yo felicia nashid martin kang IV >Deys a damn whyte boi here fo u >uh he yo boifrend? >dis lil bitch ass craka yo boifrend? >ayo listen whyteboi if yous eva hurr my sissa imma break yo uglyaah face in ya hurr? >bitchass n----! getcho ass in da gahdamn house

Anon loves listening to music | /r/Greentext

File: Md2Sf.jpg (8 KB, 244x138) Anonymous (ID: VQHBhGWq) 10/05/14(Sun)05:16:15 No.572225105 >>572225323 >>572227969 >>572229620 >>572230: O Anonymous 12/03/12(Mon)00:57 No.3 >>572231942 >>572232656 >>572233734 >>572234075 >>572234245 >>572234780 >>572235392 >>572235449 >>572236127 >at a friends house >check out his itunes library >literally only one song >Linkin Park - In The End Salmost 30,000 plays >browsing a "best of 4chan" thread >see this >.the post was about me >> Anonymous (ID: uutZKoPi) 10/05/14(Sun)05:20:22 No.572225664 2>572226741 Prove it you f------ p------------ Anonymous (ID: VQHBhGWg) 10/05/14(Sun)05:27:20 No.572226741 2>572227849 >>572228438 >>572225664 getting proof right now, bumping for time >> Anonymous (ID: VQHBhGWq) 10/05/14(Sun)05:39:07 No.572228439 >>572228534 >>572228556 >>572228569 >>572228693 >>572228716 >>572228805 >>572228825 >>5722 >>572229446 >>572229540 >>572229821 >>572229885 >>572230123 >>572230217 >>572230293 >>572230329 >>572230353 >>572230405 >>572231353 >>572231736 >>572231853 >>572231925 > >>572234621 >>572234780 >>572235135 >>572235392 >>572235946 >>572236628 >>572237050 >>572237226 >>572237384 >>572237754 >>572238345 >>572239270 File: linkinpark.png (66 KB, 1095x156) Linkin Park - In the End Q- Search S 0:00 0 -0:00 J Music : Radio Songs Albums Artists Genres Playlists Match V Name Time Artist Album Genre Rating Plays 4 v Linkin Park - In the End 3:37 64694 here's your f------ proof Anonymous (ID: EmkApTa2) 10/05/14(Sun)05:39:52 No.572228534 >>572228694 >>572228742 >>572229087 >>572228439 pic of screen with timestamp f----- Anonymous (ID: VQHBhGWg) 10/05/14(Sun)05:46:23 No.572229476 > 2>572229556 >>572229603 >>572229748 >>572229750 >>572229885 >>572229891 >>572229921 >>5722 >>572230421 >>572231370 >>572231469 >>572231551 >>572231925 >>572231986 >>572231997 >>572232315 >>572233734 >>572234780 >>572235392 >>572236145 >>572236378 >>572237050 > File: proof.jpg (915 KB, 1958x2611) timestamp bitches !! -3:20 DC U Anonymous (ID: SSlaEsim ) 10/05/14(Sun)05:48:26 No.572229748 > Playlists Match >>572229476 >64695 >hes still replaying it Rating Plays Anonymous (ID: +UVrcDXc) 10/05/14(Sun)05:48:27 No.572229750 >>572229476 >he's listening to it now Anonymous (ID: hd18wywg) 10/05/14(Sun)05:48:27 No.572229751 >>572229620 In the end, it doesn't even matter 12/ Anonymous (ID: Im75AubW) 10/05/14(Sun)05:55:42 No.572230752 File: 1412038548666.jpg (54 KB, 720x602) >>572230854 >>572230202 he played it two more times between posts what the f--- is wrong with you U Anonymous (ID: VQHBhGWg) 10/05/14(Sun)05:56:30 No.572230854 >>572230913 I like the song. >>572230752 I like the song. U Anonymous (ID: VQHBhGWq) 10/05/14(Sun)06:28:01 No.572235512 File: 153y100.webm (1.17 MB, 640x360) >>572235642 >>572235682 >>572235813 >>572235881 >>572236126 >>572236401 >>572237050 >>572 webm w/ proof it's upside down for whatever the f--- reason /예 U Anonymous (ID: VQHBhGWq) 10/05/14(Sun)06:54:30 No.572239640 >>572239762 >>572239879 >>572240021 >>572239567 I don't like other songs. Anonymous (ID: 75w3e+Og) 10/05/14(Sun)06:55:05 No.572239734 File: .sdadasdada.jpg (102 KB, 1024x955) I don't like other songs. Jesus christ Op... 10/5/14 Never forget !!!

Anon is in grave danger | /r/Greentext

ROULETTE beep boop boop wetre f----- 1538406390285.jpg 292 KB JPG > 37 seconds ago > watching youtube on bedroom floor > see redback spider crawling slowly towards me about arm's length away > look away for a second to lock my phone > spider gone words cannot describe my fear

Robots might’ve killed someone | /r/Greentext

anon is a far right | /r/Greentext

Anon does a hack | /r/Greentext

Anon doesn’t know what that was about | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/09/18(Tue)10:18:12 No.48594932 >doorbell rings >its a young girl >shes barefoot >she's just staring at me in silence >"what? what do you want?" >she walks away 42 KB PNG What the F--- was that about. Should I be worried? 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 10/09/18(Tue)10:28:53 No.48595087 >"what? what do you want?" why would you say that to a poor clearly abused little girl, have you no heart? 34 KB JPG >>48595095 # : Anonymous 10/09/18(Tue)10:29:39 No.48595095 >>48595087 # Right? Should have grabbed her and show her what real abuse look like, the f------ crybaby.

Anon works at McDonalds | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/09/17(Mon)18:52:14 No.747624916 >be me >work at McDonalds >overworked >underpaid pr >big day today >not sure what's happening but the 53 KB JPG manager says we have a new sauce. >No big deal, we do specials all the time >manager looks worried >imchillman.jpeg >look up at menu, see some cartoon on there, must be something for the kids >It's 6:58am, we open at 7:00am >there is a queue outside >MFW it's not children >A horde of sweaty mid 20 year olds stand outside waiting to get in, laughing manically. >all wearing clothing of the cartoon. >ohfuck.exe >the doors burst open and I'm greeted by the first customer. >he weighs over 300lbs and is wearing a fedora, with a neck beard only fit for a kissless virgin. >"hyngeh 'll have schum cheeken mcnuggz an heh- heh- scheziuan zauuce!!" >the ogre looks back to the crowd >"WUBALUBADUB-DUB!" >The entire crowd of chubby shrek rejects respond >"WUBALUBADUB-DUB!"

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