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Op eats applesauce really early in the morning | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)02:28:17 No.848393993 >be me >eating applesauce at 2:30 in the morning > be you >not eating applesauce at 2:30 in the morning >why live? 3 KB JPG 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)02:29:12 No.848394042 i once put hot sauce on my applesauce

Anon lies via greentext | /r/Greentext

>be me >mom make my favorite food for lunch >after studying for my exams I won my first game in Warzone >lift weights and then take a shower to go to my girlfriend's house >she cooks 3 eggs for me, and gave me half a pizza and 2 redbulls 11 KB PNG >cuddle time.jpg >watch Scarface on Netflix >she starts to suck my D >c-- in her mouth as I watch Al Pacino yell "say hello to my little friend" >l gotta say it was a good day

not greentext but what the fuck | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)15:23:53 No.848410707 so i ordered this doll online and put a jessie james fleshlight inside it and i've been f------ it for a couple of weeks mom found it help what do i do she's talking on the phone and crying i'm 28 years old BAR been 126 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)15:26:32 No.848410832 >>848410707 (OP) # W.. w.. why.. did you do that Anon? 29 KB JPG

anon carrys the guild | /r/Greentext

File: girl joins the guild.jpg (92 KB, 715x537) Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)22:43:48 No.546036070 >>546036354 >>546036528 >girl joins the guild O Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)22:46:04 No.546036298 >>546036589 >>546036 >dates leader >leaves him for another member a month later >guild splits >you, an unrelated party now have to choose a faction in this shitshow >> Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)22:46:37 No.546036354 ► >> Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)22:48:02 No.546036528 >> Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)22:48:44 No.546036589 >>546036298 >Leave the guild >Don't ever join a guild again >Remove all those f------ from your circle there

Anon plays God | /r/Greentext

>have pubic lice (crabs) OD >no shampoo works >decide to get some fire ants and place on pubes to fight the crabs >they scrap for a bit >they both have established strongholds on the opposite ends 2 KB JPG of my jungle >to the north lie the wiley crabs of pubendorf >to the south lie the barbaric fire ants of fort scrotum >one morning notice a fire ant on horseback riding towards the crabs stronghold >look closer >its a f------ threaty of alliance F--- f--- their joining sides!!! There is a rumble in my jungle and i dont what to do about it

Anon meets his heroes | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/27/11(Sun)01:34 No. 14058910 e >Walking home from party late one evening >Several guys were following me, as my drunk ass managed to piss them off by existing >Try to walk faster, to no avail, as I'm drunk as s--- >Catch me in some random college student neighborhood >Oh s---, my ass is about to be beaten >Still in talking phase >Lights flick on in the house >Three guys in full musketeer garb walk out >Leader is some blond guy with a beard, eyepatch, and some weird-ass accent >What sort of ruffians would be accosting someone outside our residence? Stand and deliver!" >Guys start yelling at them to f--- off, that I deserved to get my ass beaten >"Very well, then. Draw steel, you blackguard!" >All three of them draw rapiers on their belts >Guys run >1 know not why those foul men sought your harm, but come and tell us the tale, stranger!" >Spend remainder of evening drinking mulled wine with lunatics >Bunch of Swedish re-enactors live there >Blond guy is actually missing an eye; lost it in a machine shop accident >Stagger home completely drunk with a hat I have no idea people like that existed. Or had the money to rent a house.

Anon doesn’t understand social discussion undertone | /r/Greentext

>be me with group of new friends > one starts talking about how 5 years ago his house burned down because of an electric malfunction > everyone starts saying stuff like "s--- that's so bad man", "yeah I know a friend of mine who had the same thing 6 KB JPG happening to him.." Mhh maybe I should say something otherwise they will think that I am too shy > "damm, many people really don't understand the real struggles, I think that l'll never complain about picking my dog s--- ever again Embarrassing silence >" uuuh okay Anon..." Seriously bros how bad is my unironical autism?

Anon knows the truth | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)02:16:29 No.848393306 Anyone notice the sun doing weird s--- lately? Different shapes or colors 268 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)02:17:43 No.848393379 >>848393306 (OP)_# Delete this thread immediately or they are going to come for you. : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)02:21:40 No.848393591 >>848393306 (OP) # Delete it! : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)02:22:58 No.848393681 >>848393306 (OP) # Mods! Please ban this thread! : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)02:23:33 No.848393716 >>848393306 (OP) # Man you are running out of time!!!!! Delete it before They see it and decide to act!

Anon works hard | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)00:49:57 No.848391767 >be me > 22, in college and working > struggling with education, but getting through it > making decent money, hope to make more in the future >skip ahead 5 years, graduated with CS degree and working at a 185 KB PNG good job >make just under 150k a year, not bad >work really hard to make more, always stay late and come in early >start business with friend >does pretty good >work 80 hours per week, about 200k a year, feel good but tired >go online during one of my weekly free hours >see some dumb c--- on onlyfans who didn't work for f------ anything posting "revealing" photos >she makes 150k a month >i hate women so f------ much sometimes

Anon does online classes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)13:26:50 No.62507636 roasties find the wall >online uni >40 something wine-aunt professor is rambling off about whatever >some chick had her camera on >apparently got knocked up and had a baby, she bounces it in her lap and talks to it etc 302 KB JPG >everything goes silent for a minute >she (teacher) has the evilest, hatred filled stare while looking at this woman and her baby >very clearly jealous was the degree worth it, roastie? ITT talk about roasties hitting the wall : Anonymous 02/26/21(Fri)13:29:31 No.62507672 >>62507636 (OP) # wish your professor would hit my wall, my wall being me and hit being a metaphor for having sex with.

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