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Anon has a fetish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 42 KB JPG 03/05/19(Tue)21:26:56 No.51307146 >Be me >Have fart fetish >Dont know why but I found the idea inhaling a gassy backblast f------ hot >Have never had anyone do it though >Be on date with girl >We go back to my place >Clothes come off >Tell her of my fantasy >She says ok >Sits on my nose toot.jpg >I smell it and vomit all over her ass >no longer have fart fetish

Not my fault they got drip | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/18/23(Sat)21:17:02 No.631257348 >Game has a ridiculous cartoonishly evil parody villain >think it's funny >Read the YT comments under the soundtrack >it's different versions of "He is kinda right though!" This game proved that no matter how blatant and unsubtle your attempt at satirizing political figures, as long as your character is charismatic and speaks with convection, you will have hordes of gullible idiots who will unironically agree with everything you say, all you have to do is acknowledge basic issues such as "Society is LE BAD" and provide any ridiculous solution or no solution at all, and that's it. 222 KB JPG

Morning glory | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 66 KB JPG 12/10/21(Fri)03:53:42 No.66503581 >go for a morning walk >the birds are singing and the sun is shining >feel in great spirits >walking past old lady >say good morning to her >she smiles and says good morning >continue walking >coming up to a woman of my age >say good morning >she stops >looks at me >"i have a boyfriend" >i pause >"what?" >she look at my eyes >"i have a boyfriend now leave me alone" >she walks away >suddenly my mood is ruined >go home >crash into bed

Anon bakes bread | /r/Greentext

File: received_607209461563660.jpg (146 KB, 1512x2016) Bread baking Anonymous 09/03/23(Sun)14:49:12 No.74609892 >>74609903 >>74609917 >>74609921 > be me > bake bread for the first time in a looong while > decide to try putting the dough on the oven rack, as I always cook frozen pizza that way > ffw 5min > it fell through the rack > picrel

Anon can't take it anymore | /r/Greentext

IT'S OVER ☐ i cant take it anymore Anonymous 09/03/23 (Sun)18:45:29 No.905461456► >>905461739 >be me >meet a nice girl >7/10 >you get togheter pretty nice >you both kiss (first time and im 21) >everything is going good >even considering living togheter >2 months togheter >she wants too meet >she tells you that she "loves you as a friend >she tells you that she dont like men anymore >she goes to f------ art school mfw i got both friendzoned and turned a normal straight girl into a lesbian

Anon is new to reddit | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 23 KB JPG 03/19/19(Tue)11:43:19 No.795342086 > be me > first day as Redditfag > heard they're all smart > thought that I can learn something new from the comments > look at the top comment > 1.4k upvotes >it said "nice" >Idon'tgetit.jpeg >look at the second most upvoted comment > it said "nice" >look at the most downvoted comment >it said "nice" >mfw

Not gonna make it | /r/Greentext

Anonymous bruh graduate college 01/12/23(Thu)09:55:35 No.71795647 194 KB JPG >get highest paying job I'm qualified for (23/hr) >rent cheapest apartment I can find (850/month) >have to pay on loans (1k/month) >have to buy groceries for myself (~400/month) How in thee f--- am I supposed to make it

Anon doesn't like Seinfeld | /r/Greentext

393 KB PNG children? >put on Nickelodeon so my dogs can listen to some cartoons while I step out of the house for a few minutes >Seinfeld is playing W--??? Why are they showing Seinfeld to : Anonymous can you look at me when you're talking? 06/01/22(Wed)16:55:44 No.168922082 >>168922110 # >>168922189 # Anonymous 06/01/22(Wed)16:56:52 No.168922110 >>168922082 #

Anon attempts to buy a sandwich | /r/Greentext

108 KB JPG >at Subway one day >waiting in line to get my sandwich >a clearly transgender man walks into the restaurant >attempts to skip me in line >"Hey man, you gotta wait your turn" I say >it looks at me and says >"WHAT?! STOP USING YOUR PRIVILEGE YOU RACIST, TRANSPHOBIC NAZI" >I chuckle >shove myself past him and continue waiting in line >next thing I know, the parking lot is packed with protestors >a task force of Antifa members swarm into the subway >national rioting and protests take place >gay pride parade forms outside >amendment added to the constitution guaranteeing gay and trans rights >Stephen Colbert wins Nobel Peace Prize >I just wanted to get my sandwich and leave >mfw

Anon hates being a bipo | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/27/23(Sun)00:30:52 No.74520082 CHA! SAWMAN 1692958335077563.png 611 KB PNG >be me >get anxiety when driving with parents cuz they're always shouting at me and drive slow >drive alone >suddenly feel manic >hit 120 and run like a f------ madman when I'm out Being bipolar is suffering

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