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Anon listens to Green Day | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 558 KB PNG 03/24/22(Thu)11:48:12 No.67912724 >>67912803 # >le depressed me 2005 >walking around the school during class hours through the empty halls listening to green day >"My shadow's the only one who walks beside me" >"I walk alone" >unironically tear up God, I was so f------ cringe but I was just a dumb kid so I guess it's forgivable.

Anti-colonial superiority | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/07/23(Fri)17:03:33 Anonymous 07/07/23(Fri)04:55:47 No.2644301 >>2644306 >>2644367 >>2644496 >>2644556 >>2644562: No.2644562 >>2644575 >>2644659 File: 31549686_web1_230111-CPW-(...).jpg (439 KB, 2048x1365) Haitian streets are paved with garbage and a critical element of that is plastic bottles. The bottles get crushed by traffic, they melt and integrate into the street. >>2644301 >a twitter thread >1/2 >in Haiti they repurpose plastic waste to pave the roads >this is an obvious example of anti-colonial superiority >here the west we would never do that because of the big garbage industry and it's lobbyists >2/2 >had colonization never happened we would be living in a world superior in ways we can't even imagine >in that way the depiction of wakanda in the mcu is pretty realistic, in that had we not interfered Africa would be developing tech we in the west literally cannot even imagine >ok to all the racist trolls f--- off, and to every white person hear I've had to educate cashapp me 25$, $nubiankween$

anon gets a taste of his own medicine | /r/Greentext

Anonymous why are women like this **** 07/18/23(Tue)22:48:23 No.902835040 220 KB JPG >be me >talking to girl for quite awhile >not really in a relationship, love is in the air tho >june rolls around >the new spider-man movie releases and im so hyped so i get her to rewatch the first one and she goes and sees the second one >regret.png >i notice her being interested in miguel > a bit too much > her reposts on tiktok go from thirst traps of him to tiktoks of beating it to thirst traps of him >she talks quite a lot abt him >she rlly likes the cosplays of him >im only 155 lbs and 6'4 >i lost my wife to miguel o'hara >i hope he f------ dies in the next movie

Anon gets a gf | /r/Greentext

No.74076254 : Anonymous 07/18/23(Tue)16:10:58 > uni just started so everyone was being invited to parties including me > got drunk af > put a girl in a hold on the floor cause she wanted to move me and i liked the spot i was in > no one did a thing at first as i held her between my legs > like 3 min in someone tried to intervene but apparently i was either good at grappling or they were drunk af too >i pinned down 3 people for like 30-40 min > they gave up after like 10 and just accepted their fate > one of them said they needed to pee so i just let them all go > she became my gf like 2 months later i have no f------ clue why i did it, but apparently she liked it

Anon thinks his mom is jealous | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/- ROBOT9001 : Anonymous 89 KB PNG Settings Mobile Home 07/18/23(Tue)07:59:54 No.74073200 >be me >like 10-13 yo >mom comes in my room one night when im fapping on the computer >shows disgust "dont do that" >leaves >some weeks later >in bath >she comes in >says shes gonna do something >starts complementing how big my peepee is >i tell her not to say that >she says i should be happy >fast forward >in bed >mom comes in completely naked >"ew mom get out!" >"but anon its natural" >yell that i dont wanna see that as i cover my eyes >she leaves angrily She was fat as s--- to the point where the p---- hangs. Im so f------ confused because of other s--- from her. Havent heard from her in 7 years. Last time i saw her she yelled at the neighbours. I f----- my sister. Was she jealous?

Anon is a robot | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous depressed autist 32 KB JPG 07/18/23(Tue)13:37:42 No.74074668 >can't enjoy anything anymore >all my happy memories are of gaming >nothing is as comfy as gaming when I was a kid >sold all my gaming hardware, haven't played in years >see new Zelda, looks like s--- >read books and watch shows from when I was a kid in an attempt to rekindle any semblance of human emotion >nostalgia just makes me more depressed as I realize how s----- those things actually are >realize I'll never feel that way again >pick up extra shifts not because I need the money but because I am bored >try to be "productive" but still feel s----- >try to be escapist neckbeard but feel guilty for not being productive because my dad would always berate me for playing video games >try weed, it's awesome, then it just makes me more depressed >never derived any joy from being around others, no desire to have friends >used to get neurotically obsessed with girls, haven't had a crush in years >feel nostalgia for my first crush because I haven't felt that way since >basically just a retarded robot >nothing without something to obsess over >don't want to live or die

Anon believes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 58 KB JPG 07/18/23(Tue)10:55:32 No.74073154 I BELIEVE in ME. I CAN do it. I WILL do it. I'm GONNA DO IT. I REFUSE to GIVE UP. KEEP GOING Believe in you anon who are struggling at this moment of his life! You have the courage and heart to do it! You only need that little spark on your soul to ignite it! BELIEVE IN YOU ANON I BELIEVE IN YOU TOO YOU CAN DO IT ANON

I want anon to go to the doctor. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: t5FOpzvQ) Z 07/17/23 (Mon)13:13:18 No.434757171 I DON'T GIVE A F--- mm 1663982545302278.png 928 KB PNG >be me >never go to the doctor >probably gonna die of some easily curable affliction that only becomes a problem if you ignore it too long >whatever

F around and find out | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >2 hoodrat cousins f------ with a pistol >1 hoodrat gets shot by way of ND and drops dead >Other hoodrat bugs out, puts the gun to her own head and pulls the trigger >Body slumps against the door, keeping family from getting in right away >Cue screams and wails of horror and grief 06/28/23(Wed)12:28:58 No.58753738 >>58753810 # >>58754993 #

despite all my rage | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/18/23(Tue)18:19:25 No.74073961 mfw 1653853019167.png 232 KB PNG hello i think the femcel meme has gone far enough already i am filled with rather easily to call it anger at the fact my fairly attractive younger sister (not in a weird way you perverts) just said to the question asked by our parents "why are you still single" at our lunch and she has went onto a tanget saying not only is she a "femcel" she is also filled with "redpills" and "pinkpills" and the fact she needs to "looksmaxx" to even get popular because she is a "charismacel" and a total f------ failure judt to name a few of her ""points"

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