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Anon names a band | /r/Greentext

MERADE MEGADE I O Anonymous 0 >>769044123 >>76904 AIunymmuus vJT J10(3aiji0.30 Anonymous 05/19/18(Sa welcome to the popodom >>769042283 (OP). name my band >>769042283 (OP). Sikh and Destroy Anonymous 05/19/1 Sweatshop Boys >>769043152 Naantera >>769042283 (OP) Tech Support Anonymous 05/19 Raj Against the Machine Anonymous 05/19/18 the dheliquents >>769042283 (OP) 9 Inch Naans Anonymous 05/19/18(S Anonymous 05/19/18(S >>769042283 (OP) >>769042283 (OP) Illegal Alien Ant Farm Anonymous 05/19/1: Meccadeath system of a caste inonymous 05/19/18( >>769042283 (OP) 7/11 Bollywood Undead Customer Support

Anon needs to fix their life | /r/Greentext

>>62520059 (OP) >Telling everyone you're bad at something even tough you've been doing that thing for years >People ask to demonstrate said thing anyway >actually bad at it

Anon is a republican | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)12:12:44 No.848419284 >literally did the exact opposite of what he said he was gonna do IT'S OVER during his canadicy. >Rolled back everything Donald Trump did for no apperant reason than "orange man bad" >Doomed the lives of diabetics by 81 KB JPG upping the price of insulin >Put literally thousands of people out of a job via shooting down the Keystone Project >Straight up denied student loan forgiveness >Basically called POC retards that can't use the internet. >ls now starting to blow up middle easterners again. >"2000 dollars?? SYKE Well atleast there's no more mean tweets.

Mutually assured destruction | /r/Greentext

File: OIP.jpg (32 KB, 440x400) Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)09:32:09 No.62520016 >>62520023 >>62520026 >>62520054 >>62520063 >>62520102 >>62520167 >>62520310 >>62520385 >>62520429 >>62520430 >>62520563 >>62520576 >>62520693 >>62520768 >2 years struggling with abusive gf >Finally man up and break up with her >Found out she's pregnant >l say I'm ok with the idea of being a single dad >She says she's aborting my kid if we don't get back together, and the law in my country is on her side I've been thinking about suicide for days by now...This is it, robots? >> O Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)09:32:50 No.62520023 >>62520047 >>62520062 >>62520016 (OP) # Spoiler: it's not actually your kid.

/r9k/ is a place of science | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)08:02:01 No.62516348 >mom sent me the solution to the c-- conundrum 31 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)08:29:12 No.62516586 >uncle proved the Poo Postulate 17 KB PNG : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)08:31:02 No.62516603 >brother telegraphed me the key to the pee plight 9 KB PNG : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)08:32:03 No.62516613 >>62516348 (OP) # >cousins brothers wife ( my mom) found the piss closet 233 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)08:35:16 No.62516640 >aunt solved the c--- conjecture 46 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)08:35:37 No.62516642 >professor proved the problem of the peepee poopoo paradox 72 KB PNG : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)08:37:13 No.62516658 >dad denounced the d--- declaration 67 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)08:40:09 No.62516684 >>62516348 (OP) # >Uncle uncovered undetectable cumtowel technique 165 KB PNG : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)08:41:05 No.62516697 >father re-awakened the primordial penis prophecy 52 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)08:43:43 No.62516714 >parents discovered the blueprints for the quantum testicle entangler 54 KB JPG

Anon goes to a party | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)08:20:01 No.62519021 >get told to go to address I've never been to for 21st bday >show up with food from work >tons of ppl there drunk as f---, some I've never seen before some from high school >we all get hammered >drunk white qt from high school with fat thighs plops down next to me on couch 296 KB JPG >couch is leather and extremely plush so we slide closer together >lays on my chest >too drunk to get a boner so I just accept it larping as a chad >she eventually gets up and i can't think about anyone else all night >eventually get home >look her up on Facebook >she's gay as f--- every time bros

Anon respects women | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)09:08:30 No.62519421 Tr I respect women >be me >take vacant seat in class because there's no where else to sit >girl next to me abruptly tells me to leave because "her friend's gonna sit there" >leave because I don't want to be rude >all of her friends laugh at me and mock 7 KB PNG me >turns out no one was going to sit there they just didn't want to sit next to me even though I've never met them before >mfw

Anon is a class act | /r/Greentext

File: 144109619434.jpg (35 KB, 535x577) Anonymous 02/14/17(Tue)18:25:23 No.34876891 [Reply) >>34877236 >get up the courage and ask a girl on a date >she said yes >l suggest pizza hut >she likes the idea because its nostalgic and sounds quirky >never been on a date before >try acting mature even though I am 25 >she starts getting uncomfortable >some how manage to salvage it >we order >pizza comes >i am still trying to impress her >l ask the waitress If i can pay complements to the chef >l thought the chef comes out, but you you have to go into to the kitchen >date doesn't come with me >start complementing the chef by myself on a beautiful pizza well done >get back to the table and she gone >wait for a while >ask for takeout >waitress is laughing >sat for 5min holding back the tears

Anon's a hero | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/25/20(Tue)19:44:06 No.821462560 >be me >playing left 4 dead 2 >guy with chinese username joins >get idea >spam free tibet tianamen square 1989 etc. etc. in game chat 49 KB JPG >10 minutes later >guy leaves server >save thousands of lives from the coronavirus by posting pasta in the game chat >guy gets sent to labour camp >mfw

Anon finally figured it out | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)08:47:08 No.62520146 >6 foot >6 pack >6 figure >666 44 KB JPG CHAD IS THE ANTI-CHRIST 2 Replies / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)08:48:20 No.62520155 Holy f------ s--- its the final redpill : Anonymous 02/27/21(Sat)08:49:57 No.62520175 >You want a girlfriend? Ok, just sell me your soul. 89 KB JPG

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