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RIP to my guy | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 6gx6JwqQ 457978523 rate me 1-10. girls say im creepy also im a virgin bcuz of that xD 02/12/2013 04:49:54 AM Anonymous x3Gpümik 457985081 You look like what happens when you click randomize in the Oblivion character creation screen 02/12/2013 05:52:01 AM Anonymous 1AQ2Wjih 457985145 >>457985081 Enter charactar name >my sides Breton 02/12/2013 05:52:39 AM Face Anonymous WcSENIZI 457985329 Oliled >>457978523 Brawn >>457985081 Compotion It. It's you! THE HERO OF KVATCH! This is truly an honour! bane 02/12/2013 05:54:26 AM

Anon moves arm | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/28/18(Sun)18:44:16 No.48965458 >think about moving arm >moves arm >just moved matter using nothing but my mind how? >have panic attack 150 KB PNG

Anon likes animals | /r/Greentext

>at the museum >exhibit of extinct Australian animals >dinosaurs and giant echidnas and s--- >a group of teenage girls walk around going "ew ew ew!!" Are they actually disgusted by what they see? 37 KB JPG What is going on

Anon misread the situation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)17:05:56 No.62283737 0C5A8D42549E48788FB2C376B11649A4.jpg 308 KB JPG >just now realizing my friends gf had a crush on me 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 02/11/21(Thu)17:58:14 No.62284378 >>62283737 (OP) # she was just being nice to you because she was your friend's gf anon.

Getting your groove back | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/18/21(Thu)09:52:13 No.62388763 All the plane of existance says is: TOIL, SUFFER, GRILL CONSUME DEGRADE >sister comes over to my parents house with my aunt and cousin because she just broke up with her bf of 7 years or so >i don't even leave my room IJUSTAVANNA because my sister is a bitch but i overhear most of her whining and 60 KB JPG crying >my sister is leaving her kid here and going to jamaica with our cousin to get stuffed full of d--- her words not mine. this is a f------ joke. the kid is already here and luckily there's a spare room anyway but what the f---.

anon hears recorded laugh | /r/Greentext

File: Blank+_183eabaf2cddef2937(.)png (60 KB, 256x200) O Anonymous 05/16/17(Tue)09:10:52 No.82825888 [Reply] >be 1930s Hollywood >be poor, great depression n s--- >doing odd jobs around the city just to make a living >help wanted ad comes in the mail >says "we record your laughter, you get paid" >fuckyeah.jpg >go to the studio listed on the sheet >whole crowd of people in their >sit down anywhere and laugh when some guy tells us to >get paid $50 >buy NY strip for dinner >be current year >I'm old as s--- now >wonder what they did with my recording >find out it's used as stock sound for TV shows >Most recent time it's used is in a show called "the big bang theory" >never watched it, so just find a random episode on TV >halfway through the episode, the Sheldon character says "bazinga" >Hear my stock laughter in the background >Mfw the joke wasn't funny >Mfw this is my only imprint on human history >Mfw l'll die knowing this

Anon goes to borg kinge | /r/Greentext

File: file.png (295 KB, 480x480) BURGER KING Anonymous 10/02/19(Wed)20:33:56 No.8162811 ► >>8163512 when u go 2 borg kinge

Fucking Gringos | /r/Greentext

>>554396264 (OP) # >be 15 >move from Alabama to Texas in freshman year >don't know anyone >hang out with a bunch of the edgy mexican f--- bc don't know anyone >they start playing truth or dare at lunch one day >my turn, I pick dare because what the f--- >one kid pulls out a jar of salsa and says I have to drink half of it >it was bretty gud and hot but i drank like 3 cartons of milk to wash it down >7th period rolls around >volcano in my intestines has detonated >about 30 seconds left in class >l am about to s--- out the child of Satan and puke out a blue-heat star at the same time >run out of class towards the bathroom >both stalls occupied >ohshit.jpg >either have to s--- in urinal or on the floor >urinal it is >simultaneously explode diarrhea with the heat of a thousand suns and throw up unidentifiable fluids at the same time >urinal is literally overflowing, clothes covered in puke >run out as mexican janitor is walking in >hear him scream 'f------ gringos' as i leave >mfw the urinal broke for a couple weeks and the restroom was never totally devoid of the smell

Anon chats with a scammer. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/15/21(Mon)19:18:49 No.62346640 >tfw so lonely I actually talk to scammers online and string them along for as long as possible just so I have someone to speak with Wouldn't be so bad if they weren't using broken english 220 KB PNG

anon is tasty | /r/Greentext

> be me > 18yo > first b------- > feelsamazing > c--- buckets in her mouth > she swallows > your c-- tastes really bad anon 43 KB JPG > haha I know What have I done

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