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Anon is Depressed | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 2023-09-03, 9:04:03 PM No.34010485 why does no one love me 13 KB JPEG >Be me, 24M > Semi Depressed W/ P*n addiction > Move into first apartment without roommates around birthday. > FuckYeah.JPEG > Quickly realize how alone I am Enable: Full Depression Mode > FFW to now, try to masterbate for some seratonin > Can't stay hard/focus because I do not believe p--- actress would have sex with me > MFW depression trumps p--- addiction

Double-D standard | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 423 KB PNG 07/24/21 (Sat)14:29:48 No.64696588 >Guys say they like bigger asses and boobs >This is okay >Girls say they like taller men and bigger d---- >Suddenly this is wrong Why?

East of Eden | /r/Greentext

: onymous 52 KB JPG 12/26/21(Sun)20:34:57 No.869371138 > Be me, alone on Christmas > Hungry, go out for food > Go to local Chinese restaurant because they are the only ones open > Walk in and sit down, restaurant is entirely empty but I hear noise in the back > Owner walks up and greets me in broken English > "Hello, see you on holiday, thank you for joining us" > Owner's entire extended family comes out from kitchen area > Start moving tables around and bringing out dishes of food > They set up an entire feast > Genuinely enjoy the food and company even though they all speak in Chinese and I can't understand them > After eating, I help the family put the restaurant back to normal > I ask the owner how much I owe him for the meal > "You owe us nothing, thank you for joining us, Merry Christmas" > Leave and go home with a smile on my face, still not quite sure what happened Thank you, random Chinese restaurant, you guys made me have an actual nice Christmas for the first time in many years!

Anon wins at EBay | /r/Greentext

Anonymous : Anonymous 09/15/18(Sat)00:47:52 No.48135990 7 KB PNG >be me riding bus >see some dude bidding on ebay for god of war ps4 >idea.jpg 9 KB JPG >i find the listing and bid 54$ at the last second so this f----- ended up paying 55$ for a used copy of god of war >mfw >bid ends in 5min and he has the highest bid at 40$ his max is 55$ 09/15/18(Sat)00:53:35 No.48136043 hahaha that'll teach em

Anon hates GTA 5 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous grand Stheft auto ave 70 KB JPG 02/08/23 (Sat)08:21:56 No.872537376 >start mission >drive from point A to point B >kill X amount of NPC's on point B >drive from point B to point C >mission complete >repeat it 70x times >most profitable video game in history

Anon grows old | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 15 KB JPG 04/15/19(Mon)20:02:57 No.519 >tfw I'm losing my hair before losing my virginity

Anon meets a Prince | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/03/23(Sun)13:27:12 No.74612010 C >Be me, wage f-- >Work at big city. But in a small s--- hole office. Litterally tucked in between two massive buildings. >Only like 3 employees, boss is a cheap f--- >4th employee shows up. Some african guy that literally just moved in from Wakanda or some s---. Do you know da wae. Mp4 >Barely speaks english, but boss tells me to put him to work cleaning. >FML Tell Black panther to go sweep "No" De5mVHdVMAEP60j.jpg_large.jpg 99 KB JPG >"N-----, f--- you mean, "no"?" >The stupid n----- and his almond shaped head refuses to sweep or clean anything. >Says he was a prince back home in s--- hole tribe. He never did work. Thats what his slaves were for. Bro w--.Png >Go call my boss and tell him what's going down. "F--- him, just fire his ass, only reason I hired is that he has no papers so paying him was cheap. "

Anon is unhappy with his life | /r/Greentext

>be me >male 37 >Go to the gym, do mma, both ever since I was 18 so I am quite fit >have a doctorate degree in Biomedicine, working at a private medical company >got a house for myself, a quite luxurious car, not exactly a RR but still >measured IQ of 125 28 KB JPG >not ugly, not disabled don't have any mental issues >never had a relationship, never kissed a girl, never had sex And now my brother >year older >is a tradee, makes about half of what I make per year >had many girls when we were younger, now has 3 kids, a house and a wife, life not luxurious as mine, still himself quite fit >has always had 3x better confidence than me, I was always the shy one >never stepped a foot into university What is this? How is my life on paper so much better but yet so much worse? Am I defective? It seems like the rest of the family has given up on hoping that I will find someone, and my parents have stopped asking for grandchildren, am I done for?

anon loves arabian men | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 145 KB JPG 04/29/22 (Fri)17:32:59 No.877174970 >i go almost daily to buy kebab from the same place (close both to my house and my work place) >There is this underpaid and overworked arab guy that makes the kebab >I always tip 50% >He always packs my kebab with more meat than usual >He also knows how i like it, big and spicy with all the sauces and a diet pepsi >He gets verry happy when he sees me and he calls me ,,boss,, and ,,brother,, >Today i was sad af but the ,,hello boss, the usual?" Made me feel better >Kebab heals people

Anon is old | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 49 KB JPG 10/20/22(Thu)22:15:43 No.887660095 >on random server >"Hey Anon, how old are you?" >"I'm uh... 23" >Everyone laughs >"Christ grandpa, isn't it bedtime for you?" >"Who let the old man in?" >"Dude, yo do know we're all like 13 to 16 here, right" >"G-Guys I was joking, I'm 16" >"HAHAHA, that's what I thought" >"Wew, I was actually about to kick you from the server anon" After this and a couple of other experiences, I think I might give up on online gaming altogether. Seems like everything is now filled with f------ zoomers. I'm scared, honestly. I don't know, maybe I'm legit outgrowing this s---.

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