Memes
Categories
Trending
News
Images
Trending Images
Videos
Trending Videos
Editorials
Meme Insider
Newsletter
Policies and Guidelines
Login

Greentext Stories - Image Gallery Page 4

Newest
Oldest
Comments
Favorites
High Score
Low Score
Views

All
Trending

Moar:

Anon wants to get political | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/08/21 (Mon)00:53:13 No.849071227 >be me >l wanna talk about some politics >go to /pol/ >"Jewish people and minorities are the cause of 126 KB PNG the worlds issues." >w--.jpg >go to twitter >"all white people are inherently racist and homophobic." >w-- that's not true >go to reddit >"communism has never failed" >have you people taken a single history class?? >go to facebook >"if I see another sheep wearing a mask I'm going to gun them down" >huh??? What happened to normal political views?

Anon Holds Firm | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/14/18(Sun)15:39:54 No.48688651 >outside lecture hall >smoke c-------- by my lonesome, as usual >7/10 lithuanian girl comes up to me >"hey can i have a c-------- please" 6 KB JPG >"you got a dollar?" >she says no >"cant help you then sorry" >she touches my arm and makes puppy dog eyes >"please i really need one im really stressed out please" >"sorry" >she just sighs and walks away I did good, right? I didn't let women use their charms to take advantage of me

Anon goes to school | /r/Greentext

MY SIDES Let me tell you a story Anons that happened a little while ago. 47 KB JPG >be in school >school is in québec >liberal as f--- >inb4 québecfag >f------ deal with it >class is discussing multiverse theory >teacher is an annoying leftie hippie >try my best to ignore them and read my book >teacher mentions "if the mutliverse theory is true, there's an universe where hitler is right". >immediately say out loud "well duh it's this one". >whole class gets silent >look at me

Anon discovers planes | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/20/21(Tue)11:31:37 No.64643873 >>64643822 (OP) # >get in >door closes >???????????????? >in a new country how? 232 KB JPG

Anon writes on 4chan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/02/20(Mon)16:22:14 No.60738166 >be me >depressed >write about it on 4chan >gets called a f-- >mfw 91 KB PNG : Anonymous 11/02/20(Mon)16:25:52 No.60738198 >>60738166 (OP) # >mfw i call op a f-- 15 KB JPG

Anon hates autocorrect | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/28/21(Sun)19:19:40 No.850710433 >messaging girl for a while now >she finally sends me nudes >"what do you think of me, anon?" >type pog, it autocorrects to pig. >press send before I realise me mistake 5 KB JPG >she blocks me before I can explain Why must fate hurt me this way? : Anonymous 03/28/21(Sun)19:20:38 No.850710478 : Anonymous 03/28/21(Sun)19:21:12 No.850710505 >pog military grade cringe, die alone.

Anon larps as a female | /r/Greentext

Anon doesn't believe in microwaves | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/09/21(Tue)12:04:48 No.849177823 >no fire >spinning plate (???) 107 KB JPG >hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm >beep beep beep beep >food is hot just imagine believing in microwave 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread

Anons rape dwarf diary day2 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/12/18(Tue)06:29:08 No.46056985 >sister let the r--- dwarf out >hear it scuttling through the walls not like this 41 KB JPG 7 Replies / 5 Images View Thread

Anon lives the EU | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/16/18(Sat)12:04:11 No.6802485 >be me >be a European >heard EU is banning memes >could land in jail for literally using any copyrighted image >have to hand draw memes now 1.34 MB JPG >mfw

Top Image Galleries

Wifejakcover

Wifejak

Queen_never_cry_cover

Queen Never Cry

Cgi

Movies Without CGI

Socialcontractukthumb

The Social Contract

Chill-guy

My New Character / Chill Guy

Gdao2paxiaa5aq3

Akakichi no Eleven Redraws

7db9dae454c8e4acc4c70d2e0cfe4e5fe3d29d23r1-1200-641v2_hq

Furries / Furry

Know Your Meme

Like Page 1.8M likes

© 2007-2024 Literally Media Ltd. | Privacy