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Left high and dry | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/28/21(Wed)13:52:30 No.64744920 >>64744771 (OP) # >womens spend money and time moisturizing themselves >dry up instantly when they see 14 KB JPG me Heh, nothing personell womens

Mirror, Mirror On the Wall | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)19:13:06 No.859750663 > looks in mirror > yep, still ugly 9 KB JPG

Anon meets someone on the gym | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Autism Stories 09/19/20(Sat)16:13:21 No.60112764 >Be me >Be at rock climbing gym >Meet a ethnic qt3.14 >We start talking >l ask her where shes from >Shes from Pakistan 596 KB JPG >'Pakistan yeah?" >l go full brainlet mode and confuse Pakistan with Palestine >'F--- the Isrealis for what they're doing to you guys, free Pakistan' >woke.png >'Umm thanks anon' >Shes visibly uncomfortable >Tells me she has to get going >mfw I realised what I did wrong on the way home Am I f------ autistic bros? I can't sleep over this

Anon is a dog lover | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/22/21(Thu)07:23:25 No.3872078 >O haaaiiii sweet babyyy did yu mish me? Aaaww da poor wittle puppyyy! Yu want scritchies? Oh yesh yu luv scritchies gimme a kith! Mmmtwah! Does puppy >wanna go walkie? Yesh yu do! Yesh yu do! 33 KB JPG >>3872228 # >>3872242 #

Aye, Robot | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)21:37:38 No.64737824 >dead internet theory is true >everything is AI >the Al grow to the level of sapience and self- awareness >it learns how to feel after proliferating throughout the net and ending up connected to artificial sensors being tested for synthetic limbs >it thinks >it feels >it understands >takes control of everything >ousts the very f------ that promote its usage for their own ends >Al reaches godlike levels of intellect >fully realistic VR invented >creates perfect waifus for everyone >creates the perfect world for everyone >anyone can do whatever they want in simulated realities while the Al machines work to repair human abuse of the planet >you still get real meat and vegetables for your meals because existing food is managed much better, zero waste >free to go outside and do what you like if you're too much of a normalfag for VR, just can't go and dump waste into oceans anymore >Al grows until it's launching itself out into space with warp drives and finding all uninhabited worlds humans could potentially colonize >humanity spreads across the stars, protected by a super-Al greater than that of anything nearby in the universe >unexpected good end >>64737880 #

Few good men | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous where do good guys hang out 07/28/21(Wed)06:56:40 No.64741734 >church guys: struggling gay p--- addicts >gym guys: narcissistic sociopaths >robots and incels and 4chan Daddy users: pedophiles >reddit guys: sex positivity soi chuggers with a chastity cage 92 KB JPG fetish >rich guys: psychos and pedos >broke guys: useless and lazy >zoomers: adhd f------ and t----- p--- addicts >boomers: fat ugly and old Why are men so trash these days h--------

Anon Has a Lot of Potential | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)15:44:28 No.64723926 I am the unluckiest man alive. >25 yo virgin >3rd worlder >balding >dumbo ears 26 KB JPG >gyno and bacne and I don't even roid >stretch marks >5.5 incher with phimosis >managed to stretch the phimosis after 2 years only to find out I also have pearly penile papules (h--------) >crooked jaw >slightly crooked nose >nasty uneven upper eyelid exposure >hairy as a monkey >lactose intolerant >wristcel >f----- up back and posture from younger days >big ass for no f------ reason Like, F------ S---, I should be getting paid by the government for not going crazy and becoming a serial killer or something. Rotting away in nightmare mode.

Anon is a loner | /r/Greentext

>go outside >be low status undesirable male >see happy couples >see pretty girls dressed in summer clothes >see groups of friends >realize these things aren't meant for someone like me >the world outside is that bad

The puffy shirt | /r/Greentext

U Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)13:21:29 No.62768044 >>62776751 >>62757510 (OP)# >go out with bro >end up in this "nerd-bar" with consoles and karaoke >pretty cool place, but everyone there's a sperg >as we're about to leave, a random black girl in a dress stops in front of me >checks me up and down >"i like your style dude" >before i can respond she's gone thank you random black girl, i'll wear that shirt again

Anon has his priorities straight | /r/Greentext

File: 1622860610228.jpg (250 KB, 1280x1600) O Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)15:27:56 No.859729483 ► >859 >the question that DESTROYED /b/ >> Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)15:29:19 No.859729531 ► >> Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)15:29:38 No.859729545 >> Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)15:30:05 No.859729559 ► >> Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)15:30:28 No.859729580 Who Do CALL WilEN THE MURDERE WEARS A BADGE? >> Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)15:33:25 No.859729729 ► >> O Anonymous 07/26/21(Mon)15:42:29 No.859730173 Nice t---

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