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Anon talks to a 15 year old. | /r/Greentext

File: s---.png (92 KB, 638x638) am i f----- Anonymous 10/21/23(Sat) 18:56:39 No.908068743 [Reply] >be me >17 >at military cadets talking with mate >she was commenting on how she always has to go to the toilet often >saying she has a "small bladder" >had to put a lot of effort into not saying "imagine you pregenant haha" Am I f----- in the head anons? She is 15 as well Anonymous 10/21/23 (Sat) 19:06:34 No.908069180 >>908068743 (OP) what? rewrite this but less autistic. >>908069180

Anon understands Anakin | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/21/23(Sat)21:43:38 No.191243455 S ANY main-qimg-aba8af546ac2c6464682d998bf33f25f-lq.jpg 28 KB JPG >Hey Master Obi-Wan now that we saved Naboo can we go back and free my mom? >No Anakin that is not the Jedi way. >Oh okay - hey Queen Padme since I helped save your planet can I ask a small reward? Can I get some money and a ship for a few weeks so I can go free my mom and bring her here to live peacefully and free on Naboo? >NO Ani but come back and see me once you start getting erections 'kay? >Okay. Hey Gungans and Nabooians, I was the one that blew up the trade federations capital ship and more or less singlehandedly won the war for you. I'm not asking for a reward, just for everyone who can to chip in one or two credits each and someone to take a few days off work to fly me to Tatooine to buy my mom's freedom. She's a slave but she's old and doesn't really do anything so she should be cheap to buy, like 400-500 credits max. That's about the price of 10 good meals. Anyone? >Sorry kiddo no one can do! >Okay well guess I'll just grow up to become dictator of the galaxy then. >>191243499 # >>191243528 # >>191243586 # >>191243634 # >>191243651 # >>191243753 # >>191243784 #

Anon calls it like it is | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/21/23(Sat)19:23:20 No.908062146 Troll Hacker.jpg 34 KB JPG We are anomalous

anon enjoys the heat of a dryer | /r/Greentext

can someone explain Mark 10/20/23(Fri)21:06:30 No.908012044 >take boxers right out the dryer >take off pants and put them on while theyre still warm >best feeling ever, d--- and balls at a perfect temperature >look up >everyone else is staring in disbelief do people not expect me to wear the clothes I bring to the laundromat? f------ weirdos

Anon goes on a date | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/02/18 (Wed)08:31:55 No.45088935 >be me >24yo femanon >meet guy on tinder >he's super cute >possiblebf.jpeg 74 KB JPG >go on date to mcdonalds >order my usual large big mac meal and chicken nuggets >only given 5 chicken nuggets >get into argument with worker who claims i just ate one >date leaves while i'm going at it with the manager >i don't get the 6th chicken nugget which I paid for some of you are ok, stay away from any mcdonalds in newcastle

Anon doesn't like air pods | /r/Greentext

e: 2023-10-21-18-35-14-864.jpg (268 KB, 1251x1327) Anonymous 10/21/23(Sat) 18:44:51 No.908060520 >be air pods >don't fit snugly in ear and easily fall out >have zero noise cancellation >have almost no bass >everybody within 50 ft can hear the s--- you're listening to >cost 10X what they're worth >have stupid necks that dangle down 2 inches below your ear so everybody knows you're the kind of a------ retard who buys apple headphones

Anon goes to prom (and is fit) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous being fit isn't enough 363 KB JPG >be me >18 10/21/23(Sat)21:39:20 No.72588641 >school formal (prom) >go with a girl I've been talking to for a while >she's so confusing, can never tell how she really feels >afterwards everyone goes to a club >we get drunk >we make out all night; against walls, in booths, on the dance floor >we're grabbing up on each other and definitely doing the most out of anyone there even the couples >furiously make out in front of mutual friends to show we're finally together like they always hoped we would >she's sitting in my lap with her head on my shoulder as the night winds down >she's feeling my arms >whole night keeps telling me I'm so hot but now she's telling me I'm so fit, so big, so strong etc >best feeling in the world >as her and her friends leave I kiss her goodbye >I say kiss but it's really more of a makeout before she tells me she really has to go >next day >hardly hear anything from her except to exchange photos from the previous night >be up front and tell her I like her and I wanna see her again >tells me she doesn't know how she feels >she's been like this for ages >tell her I'm not gonna wait around any longer and that I genuinely can't take it >she tells me she just thinks we should stay friends Seriously w-- bros. What am I missing? She's clearly attracted to me. She clearly likes my personality. W-- is wrong? I don't struggle to hookup with girls but they never stay. Why aren't I enough...

Anon has a type | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous IMG_1036.png 13 KB PNG 10/21/23(Sat) 15:12:39 No.22627107 >be me >22yo female >writing major >every guy I date likes books like Fight Club, Manic Pixie Egirl, Infinite Jest, etc. >finally date a guy who isn't into douche lit >things are going great >we really hit it off >think he's the one >find a copy of The 48 Laws of Power under his bed >ghost him immediately what is wrong with me?

Anon saves Trump with his 50 bucks | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 174 KB PNG 10/21/23(Sat)23:21:20 No.908054260 >mom bitching at me for donating to trump again instead of paying rent When trump's elected ill f--- her daily View Thread

Anon orders pizza | /r/Greentext

O Mommy body Anonymous (ID: aeCqERII) 09/06/22(Tue)18:29:14 No.16083051 >>16083060 >>16083063 Anonymous (ID: OUGmhxm >>16083051 (OP) # post t--- or GTFO >>16083070 >be me >femanon Anonymous (ID: UWVkrKOC >>16083051 (OP) # t-- pics or didnt happen >really f------ tall >6'5" >look like pic related >order pizza >pizza guy is 5'9" >looks up at me like he's seen the face of god >f--- yeah >skinny as all hell >I look like I could hide behind a lamppost >decide to get fit cus no guy would ever stick his d--- in a piece of paper like me >get buff as f--- over the course of the next two years >take my pizza and wink at him as I close the door >have one of those little peepholes on my door, look through it to see him just standing there in disbelief before slowly walking away while looking at my door. >feels great being a goddess 09/06/22 (Tue)18:31:42 No.16083060 109/06/22(Tue)18:32:38 No. 16083063 Anonymous (ID: Qfze+10x) 09/06/22 (Tue)18:33:14 No. 16083066 t--- now or I'll call the police Anonymous (ID: AQOEYIQY)+09/06/22(Tue)18:33:44 No.16083070 >>16083051 (OP) # Post pizza (if you didn't already eat it)

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