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Anon have 110 IQ | /r/Greentext

>110 IQ >to dumb for any real degree >33 years old >It's over.jpg What should I do? 10h (9/3 22:48) - 29695011 Keep jacking off to frogs ●●●

Anon wants to go on the monkey bars | /r/Greentext

31.7 kB JPG >4th grade >go to the playground during recess >want to go on the monkey bars but some bitch is just hanging off the first bar >push her off without thinking for some reason >she falls face first into the mulch below >she starts crying and her face is all bloody >ohfuckohfuckohfuck >I jump down and get her on her feet >I rush her to teacher supervising the playground >say that she fell off while on the monkey bars >we both rush her to the nurse's office >ambulance is called >she ends up getting like 10 stitches and a tooth removed >nurse calls me a hero for bringing her in so quickly and staying to look after her >in reality I'm just scared shitless she'll snitch on me >girl doesn't remember a thing about me pushing her >her parents thank me for helping their daughter >later during Christmas they send me a gameboy color as a gift How did you get your first gaming system anons?

Slut & Chad | /r/Greentext

HEY GIRL 1s (9/4 0 Re 0 Img . JPG 13KB (235 × 236) HHhdhd.jpg 18:24).905518342 I MEAN They >dude talks about his girlfriend having a body count of 22 at age 23 >"ew w-- man she's a slut leave her" ; >other dude that's 20 talks about c------ in 30 girls in 2 weeks and half of them being virgin >"anon is a chad" You guys are f------ retarded

Anon bitches his teacher | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I p----- off my professor, WID(...) 92 KB PNG 09/04/23 (Mon)07:40:58 No.74619718 >be me >professor assigned me a project >Finally finished it >can't find him anywhere >searched for him everywhere but to no avail >several days later i see him in a restaurant >run at him and shout "HEY PROF I GOT YOU THE WORK YOU NEED" >he stares at me with the most hateful look i've ever seen >he works with his crush (a known fact) >they are on a date and prof is about to get laid >the girl was about to kiss prof but i stopped her >date ruined >tfw just cockblocked prof >he hasn't spoken to me for over a week now i am so sorry Mr Samuels, how do i get away with this?

Anon discovers 4chan | /r/Greentext

>friend tells me about 4chan >do some research and think its full of intelegent hackers >scared to go on website for those reasons >finally build up balls to go on website >realise this s--- is full of beta virgin f------ >mfw i havent left this site in days >mfw im becoming one of you 148 KB PNG

Anon gets checked | /r/Greentext

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: beautiful-asian-girls-14.jpg (46 KB, 500x667) Anonymous (ID: pgJXMIR6) 08/09/14(Sat)11:29:10 No.561544928 >>561545137 >>561549750 F--- /b/ I think I'm in serious s---. >Be me >20 >Enough money to stay in Japan for a few months >Go to Tokyo >Slowly find the places where Japanese women who want westerners hang out >After maybe 2 weeks I end up in a casual encounter >Repeat quite a few times >End of time here >Go back to UK Now my concern here is I slept with around 30 Japanese women ranging from 18-47 3/4 of them were 18-24 More than half of them were virgins. I got an STD and STI check last week and luckily they came back negative with anything. My concern is I may have gotten quite a lot of them pregnant. >Didn't use condoms, didn't ask if they were on the pill, always cummed inside of them. What do. Anonymous (ID: Hj4Frset) 08/09/14(Sat)11:30:27 No.561545124 >>561545225 >>561545320 >>561545713 >>561545790 Genghis Khan would be proud.

Anon doesn't like milenial writing | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous BORDERLANDS PANDORA'S BOX 09/03/23(Sun)22:37:00 No.649511549 is anybody getting more tired of milenial writing in video games? >normal writing:turn on the generator by fliping on the switches so we can get out of here ill mark it on your map >millenial writing:hey 13 KB JPG dudeeeeeeeeeeee good job killing those badies now we need to get out of here so turn on those flipin' switches or those mutants will poke our eyes out! and I could not see my space babe magazine! so my guy i marked it on this napkin so if you are a decent human being turn them on

Anon ducks up big time.. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 58 KB JPG 03/20/18(Tue)10:46:25 No.763253195 i f----- up big time boys >be me happily married for 6 years >wife and i call eachother cute pet names more than our real names >introduce us both at a function >"i'm anon and this is my wife...uh..." >sweetfuckingchrist.jpeg >tfw i don't remember her name >mfw she's making me sleep in the backyard how do i recover guys please help me

Anon is pissed off | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I PISS. I DRINK WATER 430 KB PNG 04/24/23(Mon )00:42:00 >take a piss >drink a cup of water after >go to my room and sit down >intense urge to piss

Anon goes social | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/03/23(Sun)12:13:25 No.905471662 >lonely, no friends, social anxiety >decide to go to a social event >nervous, anxious, heart pumping, knees week, mom's spaghetti >start talking to a guy about my unhealthy obsession with NFL >iz nice and not even gay >he says he has tickets to an upcoming game but one of his friends can't go so I can join for free Wow. Mind blown. Being social gets you free stuff. Being social is hard and I peed my pants a little but I might finally make some friends. feels good man 80 KB JPG

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