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Anon's story of had sex with a girl 2 years ago | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/06/23(Sat)01:40:34 No.61119312 >get drunk and have sex with girl 2 years ago >that girl eventually becomes my girlfriend >yesterday at a family gathering she says "I actually had to get anon drunk to loosen him up a little and make it official" >everyone laughs >it all makes sense now 141 KB JPG >that day I was really drunk and she was sober >kept handing me drinks and eventually took me to her car and started blowing me I don't mind, honestly, but the fact that everyone laughed it's scary, the double standard. Can you imagine if I would've said that? "Yeah I got her drunk then took her back to my car to f---" CAN YOU IMAGINE? I would've been lynched in the spot. Girls are such hypocrites. My sisters laughed, my female cousins laughed, they said "Yeah anon was too shy, he needed a woman to smack some sense into him"

Anon is lazy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: TtfEsQxd Accomplishments 7 KB JPG 07/03/21 (Sat)21:57:00 No.328624145 Today I >fapped >ate two slices of pizza >watched tv : Anonymous (ID: r4N08PKD >>328624666 # 07/03/21 (Sat)21:58:37 No.328624320 >>328624145 (OP) # >Went to work >Came home >Called you a f-----

Anon has a watermelon. | /r/Greentext

>be 20 >heard you can f--- watermelons >buys personal watermelon >cuts a round hole >starts f------ watermelon >took like 40mins >not much better than fapping >felt shame >buried melon in a shallow grave >come summer time melons grew in the backyard >family eats them >"you don't want any melon anon?" >no

spicytaco.zip | /r/Greentext

□ Anonymous 07/18/23(Tue) 18:08:55 No.902842387 ► >be at work, in meeting >whole team has to sit through an "inclusion seminar" >pretty standard, don't be a perv, don't say n-----, that sort of stuff >speaker gets to a slide about trans people >starts talking about how they're just like us >clicks to a slide showing a group of people in a park >"I bet none of you in here can even tell who in this picture is transgender" >I look for two seconds and say "it's the one in the middle in the blue dress" >speaker gets quiet and frowns >asks me to leave >end up getting called in by my boss >he asks what happened and I tell him >he tells me not to interrupt the speaker next time and lets me go >ask a coworker at lunch if the speaker ever revealed who in the picture was trans >"yeah, the one in the blue dress"

That one copper | /r/Greentext

61 KB JPG an undercover > been chatting with cute 14 year old girl > really flirty and sexy > now she tells me she's cop > how f------ cool is that for someone her age

Anon has stomach pain | /r/Greentext

07/19/23(Wed)07:56:25 No.74079801 : Anonymous >>74078496 (OP) # Get a second opinion. No joke. That s--- happened to me and almost killed me >At college, got terrible nausea and sharp stomach pains >Went to local doc, said it was nothing just the flu >Gave me anti-nausea meds, sent me on my way >Still persistent pain over the next week or two, but had exams so just powered through the "flu" >Got through exams, and decided to go straight home instead of hanging out with friends cause I felt that s----- >Got home that night, collapsed at dinner >Appendix burst, rushed to ER >Spent a week in the hospital with a possible infection If I decided to stay at school that night, I probably would've been f----- since my roommate was MIA already. tldr: Don't take a single doctors word on *your* health, go see another one or push the issue. He doesn't have to live with the consequence of his mistake.

Anon likes pizza | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 13 KB JPG 07/18/23(Tue)23:21:41 No.902855142 >be me >hungry as f---, have not eaten all day >order a pizza >while it arrives j------- to good ol c---- >pizza arrives after a few minutes, f------ hot and tasty >decide it would be so hot to c-- all over the pizza and eat it >coom all over it >mfw i realize what I just did >mfw I see my perfectly good pizza covered in gross s--- >throw it in the garbage after eating only 1 slice

Anon and his gf almost broke up | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/03/23(Mon)21:17:14 No.73888675 28CC4F82-62AF-430D-86A0-5A7D0B2DCB8C.jpg 8 KB JPG >gf says we should break up >tell her no >it actually works

Anon likes attention | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 90 KB JPG 07/18/23(Tue)23:37:41 No.902855794 Am I gay? >be me >never get any attention from women >post penis online >get lots of male attention >ignore it at first but eventually love getting complimented >guy requests to see my ass >send a pic and he says it's really nice >post a pic of my ass >gets lots of attention

Anon asks for dating advice | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 87 KB JPG 07/19/23(Wed)03:21:15 No.902862354 >Cute girl in class I like gives me her snapchat when she found out i had an account >Way too nervous to start a convo with her, don't wanna f--- it up Wat do bros? I'm kind of an awkward sausage :( Anonymous 07/19/23(Wed)03:22:56 No.902862411 Be yourself! She obviously likes you so just be true to yourself and the rest will come naturally. Be respectful and have fun! : Anonymous 07/19/23(Wed)03:25:47 No.902862533 send her pictures of your s--- and yell and scream at her a lot

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