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Anon likes the dark | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/02/20(Sun)18:19:17 No.56557256 >tfw I just want to mind my business, play pool alone in a dimly lit room and listen to radio head. *Door opens >A horde of loud mouthed annoying normies barge in and invade >"Woah, this looks like a perfect place to watch the Superbowl, why aren't you using the TV Anon? Don't you enjoy Chadball? It's so dark in here, Stacy turn the lights on will ya? *Blinding white light of invasive hope and optimism burning my skin like sunlight to a vampire. 121 KB PNG >Night officially ruined. .more

Anon loses a match | /r/Greentext

>lose match >beat dog

Rusia monky | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: anzQaN2t 03/18/20(Wed)02:11:47 No.9778477 discuss 83 KB JPG 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous (ID: gVrMwJ/E )E 03/18/20(Wed)03:31:14 No.9778870 >>9778477 (0OP) # Rusia monky 30 KB JPG

Anon is working hard | /r/Greentext

>be me >friend invites me out for drinks >I have work in the morning >f--- it >get plastered >wake up for work next day >still very drunk 38 KB JPG >herewego.png >somehow make it to work in one piece >"Hey annon what's up?" >"good and you?" >awkward silence >suddenly have a bright idea >decide to power nap in storage closet to sober up >set alarm on phone for 30 minutes >wake up 10 hours later, hungover >slept through my alarm >s---.jpeg >think I'm gonna be fired >f--- it, time to go home >boss sees me on the way out >"Wow anon, you look beat. Thanks for staying late today. I appreciate it" >talks to me about a possible promotion >mfw work is easy

Anon is from r/teenagers | /r/Greentext

File: hahaha.png (92 KB, 853x800) O Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)22:25:23 No.62123048 [Reply] >>62123320 >omg shrek hahaha so funny O Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)22:56:57 No.62123320 File: 1601795833709.png (144 KB, 766x800) >>62123048 (OP) GET OUT OF MY SWAMP!!!!111!!!!!1!

Anon replied: ‘based’ | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)18:05:44 No.846126827 >be me >write unpopular opinion >people reply with "based" >Feelsgood.gif Thank you. I feel a little less worthless 194 KB JPG now. : Anonymous 01/30/21(Sat)18:06:32 No.846126862 >>846126827 (OP) # Based.

Always chek before you rek | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/02/21(Tue)02:13:39 No.846284146 PAINI >gf of 1 1/2 years >refused to have sex with me >not religious or anything so I don't get it >year of trying has culminated to today >says ok >strip her naked >notice her cooch is f----- up AGONY, EVEN 115 KB JPG >ask about it >bitch tells me he's a f------ t----- >tell that f------ thing to get the hell out of my house >sulk in disappointment on my computer so that's my day. how you guys doing?

Anon becomes religions | /r/Greentext

Marcissus IN9EDLMFSKI 08/11/11(Thu)12:43 No.87673510 File1313080993.png-(9 KB, 288x350, 1310957042554 png) >walking down street >group of hot girls ahead on sidewalk >oh f--- >aspie overload >cross street to avoid social contact >they notice me crossing WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS >they giggle >f--- this Tl just pretend i live at this house go down random driveway >curtains shuffe *middle aged woman stars at me out the window >turn around fast 3 girls stood staring at me *this is their house >rapidly think of plan B *have you accepted jesus as your ford and saviour?

My mama says they were magic shoes. They could take me anywhere. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/31/21(Sun)23:01:29 No.59634322 >go for a jog >first time doing it >guy passes by me on a car and yells "RUN FORREST RUN" I'm never doing cardio again. F--- you, /fit/ 38 KB JPG

Anon likes Hannibal Buress | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/02/21(Tue)02:40:55 No.846285476 >be me >at grandma's funeral >see eldest brother >total f------ tool >truly don't like the guy >walk up to him to talk a bit >instant regret 150 KB JPG >his wife comes a few seconds later >see she is pregnant >need to lighten up the mood >"looks like somebody just had sex" >say it like Hannibal Buress for some reason >"ok anon" >they walk away 7 years have passed and I still cringe about it

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