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Anon lives in Gotham | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:29:29 No.146551057 1713812614849717.png 1.49 MB PNG ITT: we pretend we're in Gotham Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)08:34:28 No.146555487 I was waiting at the bus stop and next thing I know Im at Batmans feet with a broken collar bone and three weeks missing. Turns out Mad Hatter put one of stupid hats on me when my back was turned. Work says theyve already filled my position and theres nothing they can do I hate this city I hate this city Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)08:36:40 No.146555501 I was blowing a dude in crime alley but his c--- tasted funny. Kinda... earthy? I looked up and it was Clayface. Called me a f-- and ran away laughing. 69 KB JPG

PCMR btfo? Maybe not | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/08/24(Fri)06:46:29 No.694016793 SONY 4K HDR ディスクドライブ搭載 PSS Pro PlayStation 5 Pro A 1730959553168409.jpg 354 KB JPG >PS5 Pro is as strong as RTX 4070 Why don't you buy one. Anonymous 11/08/24(Fri)06:47:02 No.694016817 >very nice, where are the games? 616 KB PNG

Anon can't win | /r/Greentext

Oh my GOD just talk to actual women, we're all horny and unhappy too you're not special you f------ weirdos New York Post @nypost- Apr 15 Tech exec predicts 'Al girlfriends' will create $1B business: 'Comfort at the end of the day' trib.al/XORAIML : Anonymous (ID: P3y3PZCt >talk to women ew weirdo >dont talk to women ew weirdo 11/16/24(Sat)11:35:50 No.488637069

Anon is balding | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Why people hate balding men? 8 KB JPG confident" 11/27/24(Wed)09:48:29 No.79583883 >Be male >Be balding >Start looking for solutions because you don't want to lose your hair >"Anon, shave, embrace the baldness" >"Anon, you cannot change nature, just shave it off" >"Medicine won't work. You are not >"Men who clings on to their hair are pathetic" >"Life is a bitch. Deal with it" >Be another male >Start thinking you were born a different gender >"Yes anon 2, from now on, you are anonette:)" >"Take those estrogen skittles lady" >"Harry Potter is le bad" Why is Male 1 told to accept their loss of hair whilst Male 2 gets encouraged to undergo permanent body morph instead of sticking to crossdressing like everyone else? Why does society hate on people that don't want to lose hair but entirely sympathetic to people born in a wrong body? We should support both issues equally. Where are anti balding research centers?

Make Capcom Great Again | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_0089.png (466 KB, 800x694) Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)19:03:12 No.695799251 >>695800284 >>695800617 >>695802960 >>695803097 >>695803474 >We love Leon, don't we folks? >>695800048 >>695800097 Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)19:23:21 No.695800048 >>695800170 >>695800191 >>695800243 >>695800270 >>695800327 >>695800338 >>695800369 >>695800524 >>695800865 >>695800941 >>695801089 >>695801327 >>695801581 >>695801735 >>695801768 >>695801950 >>695802960 >>695803023 >>695804525 >>695799251 (OP) >It is an honor to meet a survivor of Raccoon City. It was really bad... what happened in Raccoon City is -- some people are saying -- the worst, in terms of zombies. When I launched that nuke to take out the city -- and people were saying "don't do it," but I did it, I had to -- I was praying "please, let some good American heroes escape the blast zone." And here you are, a fine American cop, surviving zombies and all sorts of things... We love saying "zombies," don't we, folks? Some people, they don't really like that, they look for any reason to criticize me... They go on NBC and say "Trump said 'zombies.' You can't call them 'zombies,' they're 'infected." Can you believe this, folks? They get offended if you say "zombies," you gotta use some politically correct term. But they're out there... groaning, rotting, and -- some say -- eating people. They're zombies. Anyway, you're a great guy, Leon, and -- I might say -- my favorite Kennedy.

Red October | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)19:19:16 No. 78204201 old_man_sunset_by_thelifeinfocus_d5f5g8t-fullview.jpg 99 KB JPG >The 80 year old woman, although she has a family and children who loves her, is still not satisfied as the only thing she truly cares about in this world is trying to reclaim her vanished youthfulness. She has spent decades trying to fight against the march of time with no success and lathers her face in retinol and sunscreen and skin moisturiser, wastes her money booking plastic surgery, botox and filler appointments. None of which will give her her teenage face and skin back. She has become bitter and hateful in her old age. >The 80 year old man, although his skin is weathered, wrinkled and sagged, is happy. He has a family, children and a legacy. Aging does not matter to him, the man knows there is more to life than fleeting looks. : Anonymous >>78204201 (OP) # 07/19/24(Fri)19:40:53 No.78204371 first woman is that woman if she didnt have a family first woman is the same as the man if she had a family about it

damn anonn | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/14/22(Tue)00:58:09 No.880104850 I'm not gay. 910 KB JPG my best friend really hard >He blushes feeling flustered >All of the sudden he kisses me and for some reason I kiss him back >We make love >Cuddle together I'm not a homosexual I don't want to be a f----- /b/

Not fake but gay | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/14/22(Tue)00:58:09 No.880104850 Hello anons before I begin let me clarify that I'm not gay. >Be me 910 KB JPG >This night >18 >At hanging out with my best friend with my parents gone for a few days >We've been best friends for a year now >Been drinking a bit and playing lots of video games and ordered a pizza >We were having a blast >At a certain point in the night like around 9:00 he makes a really funny joke that I don't remember but I know that it made us both laugh really hard >With out thinking I brush my right hand through his semi-curly black hair and call him a funny boy >He blushes >I realize I'm feeling flustered >We're kinda close >All of the sudden he kisses me and for some reason I kiss him back >We make love >Cuddle together and fall asleep >Wake up in the middle of the night with his head snuggled up on my chest and neck area >It feels nice but I'm not a homosexual I'm typing this as he's asleep in my arms. How do I let my best friend down nicely? I don't want to be a f----- /b/

Anon isn’t gay | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/14/22(Tue)00:58:09 No.8801048 Hello anons before I begin let me clarify that I'm not gay. >Be me 910 KB JPG >This night >18 >At hanging out with my best friend v for a >B org > AOAA EAS a m er Tur > >WA Kinda close >All of the sudden he kisses me and for some reason I kiss him back >We make love snugg >It feels nice but I'm a homosexual I'm typing this as he's asleep in my arms. ? | b be a f----- /b/

Anon tricks his mother | /r/Greentext

I outsmarted my mother 11/26/24(Tue)20:42:28 No.79575846 Has 315 KB JPG young >depressed because ugly, mom always says I'm not ugly >Talking with mom about old times >She says she had a guy that was in love with her but she rejected him because people care about looks when they're >I ask quickly: "Was he uglier than me?" >She immediately says no Hahaha, got you mom!

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