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Anon doesn't understand Irish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/15/24(Wed)04:43:08 No.91838707- >be me, visit Dublin, Ireland >drink things too fast. > confused mapwise >need to find train station, phone battery expired >decide to go old-school 100 GRUMPY Animals and ask bookstore lady 27 KB GIF >she starts shouting IT'S A WOMAN AT WORK! HURRY! IT'S A WOMAN AT WORK! >scared, buy a cartoon book to try and calm her - no good - still shouting, more agitated, LOUD >as I'm running for dear life, remember accents exist >she's saying it's a 1 minute walk >positive note, book was funny. 10/10 would buy again in imagined hostile situation

Anon got a Basset Hound. | /r/Greentext

No. 584758227 01/12/22(Wed)13:12:10 1625804163637.png 29 KB 172x158 BOO BOO WOO WOO WOOF WOO WOO. RRRRROO-ROO-ROOORRRR-ROOR- RARUMPF-RUFF. ROOF. ROOF. *sneeze* ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO. RRRRRAAA-ROO-WOO-WOO. BOO WOO WOO. BOO WOO. BOO WOO WOO WOO ROO ROO. ROO ROO. *sneeze* RO000000000000000000000.

anon doesn't like 20's women | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)12:13:52 No. 17298238 -6963 flappers-in-the-20s.jpg 101 KB JPG >this made men s--- and c-- their pants in the 1920s

/mlp/ anon finds a therapist | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)18:22:46 No.41680454 >>41680465 >>41680470 >>41680474 >>41680488 >>41680514 >>41680525 >>41680527 >>41680577 >Be me >Mentally ill >Brony >Decide to get a therapist >Have a couple sessions, starting to trust the therapist >She asks what makes me happy >Nervous.jpg >Knows I shouldn't say it, but I want to get better, so I shoudn't hide anything >Admits to like MLP >She lights up, says its cute that I like it >Feel like crap, but go with it >She wants me to explain what I like about it >Basically explain everything I value in the show and why I can't get that in real life, which makes me feel less than human >Now we are talking about relationships, both platonic and romantical. >I don't remember why I admitted it, but I explained how I was romantically and sexually attracted to the ponies >Session ends and I felt like crap, but maybe something good would come of it. The show is a big part of my life, so who knows? >Next session >"Hi Anon, I did some research on people like you. Bronies, people who like the show and why. I have a couple questions if you don't mind me asking." >Agreed, and also corrected her, saying that we go by horsefuckers now, but its ironic and humorous. >"So Anon, are you attracted to small young people?" >She isn't saying what I think she is saying, right? That is a retarded way to be PC about it. "Are you asking me if I'm a p--------? >She nods her head. Anons, I don't even know how to feel. This happened a long time ago, but it still bothers me. I don't know how to feel about this. Was she just doing her job? Am I f----- up? I don't know. I just feel horrible. Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)18:26:57 No.41680465 File: 1593929225305.jpg (38 KB, 455x455) >>41680454 (OP) Well, are you? >>41680483 Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)18:28:11 No.41680469 >Go to a medical Jew. >Sincerely wondering what's going wrong. Pottery Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)18:28:23 No.41680470 >>41680454 (OP) Mistake number one was getting a therapist. Mistake number two was actually trusting one. >>41680513 >>41680513 Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)18:29:48 No.41680474 ►>>41680513 >>41680454 (OP) That's really f------ funny, but I'm sorry that happened.

Sounds like a gay porn plot ngl | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Learn from my mistakes. AIR-TECH TENGA 83 KB JPG 11/26/24(Tue)21:31:36 No.79573731 >family guy >had been helping my parents to buy groceries at my local don quixote since I was a kid >dad gave me a membership card or something so I can get discount deals and earn store points for him >been using the card for so long it had been muscle memory to use the member card for grocery payments >just went to college >wanna try out that onahole thing people are hyped about >went to Donki, bought one of those Tenga models and a bottle of lube >when checking out the merchandise, reflexively swiped the membership card >tfw the card purchase history is linked to my dad's phone >tfw I was forced to have a 5 hour birds and bees talk with dad that night Should've stayed a spoiled brat.

Femanon is stunned | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/15/24(Wed) 04:43:08 No.918387077 27 KB GIF repeats what I said >be me >At gym waiting for guy to finish using machine >He finishes >I ask him if he is going to unload the machine >He gets out his phone and turns the timer on and > Resets the timer and times taking the pin out >Didn't say anything just shows me the time and walks away >What just happened

Redeployment | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)18:40:47 No.78203953 SighEmoji.jpg 48 KB JPG >make thread >don't want others to feel bad so I reply to all of them >seem desperate >seem like I just bump the thread for the sake of bumping >people abandon thread >reduce the amount I reply to others >try to let the thread live on its own without my intervention >feel like a c--- >thread still dies quickly >threads made by me live rent free in my head until 404 >keep going to catalog and check whether it's top page again >keep stressing over this dumb s--- Man, this f------ sucks.

Anon sees | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/26/24(Tue)11:13:31 No.927895547 31 KB JPG >2008 >"Zionists are manipulative people that shield themselves from criticism by screaming antisemite, our government is owned by Zionists" >" Nazi scum conspiracy theorist" >2024 >"Zionists are manipulative people that shield themselves from criticism by screaming antisemite, our government is owned by Zionists" >"Free Palestineblm"

Anon has no game | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 2rabEHOP 11/25/24(Mon)11:42:31 No.489539775 >Chris chan has a gf >Booggie has a gf >Wings has a gf >Dsp has a gf Thelck.jpg 427 KB JPG >Ethan "The gunt" Ralph had a gf >Styx has a gf >Cyrax has a gf What's your excuse chud?

Anonette loves slapping random men | /r/Greentext

Joanie.jpg 174 KB JPG >Be me, 28F (not relevant but whatever) >Got hooked up with a dude in club last night >Bring him over to my house >Gives me the best head ive ever received in my life >Later he tells me to get on top of him >Before i slide it in, he stops and tells me to slap him really hard on his face >???? >I slap him >Tells me to do it again >I do it >We kept going for 30 mins straight >We both enjoyed every second of it >Right side of his face is crimson red >The dude puts his pants on and leaves Some man just gave me an abuse fetish and left

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