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Anon be coolin bra, anon dc bout nun | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I be cooling bra idc bout nun >be me 513 KB JPG 03/06/23 (Mon)18:09:31 No.895447799 >friends with girl that I've had feelings for a while >gain enough courage to let her know how I feel >she respectfully rejects me and we're cool with it, its whatever >like a month later she makes a tiktok about when u think you've finally made a guy best friend but he just wants to be in a relationship" this s--- is obviously abt me but idrc, I just have a question; Why do some women act surprised when single men are attracted to them? Like, I can completely understand the frustration and emotional stress it could cause constantly rejecting people, I completely get that. But why is it a surprise that when you talk to a single man and become friends with said single man that he wants to be in a relationship? Isn't it everyones desire to be in a relationship? btw I'm not saying non romantic relationships between men and women arent possible, they very much are, but its like the most logical thing to think that a single man is talking to you because he might see you as a potential partner. Why are you humiliating us online for wanting to find love : Anonymous >>895447799 (OP) # homie bitch probably has a hundred simps just like you 03/06/23 (Mon)18:12:38 No.895447908

Anon will fight for racism | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/20/21(Mon)16:38:57 No.152132756 >blonde people will be extinct in century 24 KB JPG : Anonymous 09/20/21(Mon)16:40:52 No.152132840 >>152132756 (OP) # And racism shall prevail so long as I live

Anon has an abusive Gf | /r/Greentext

2m (3/7 3:02) 28504647 1 Re 0 Img JPG 57KB (976 × 850) _91408619_55df76d5-2245-41c1-8031-07a4da3f 313f.jpg Does my gf have bpd? >2 days ago >gf has period >im not near her >she says shes hungry >get food delivered to her, expensive >she cries telling me she feels guilty because i pay for her a lot >be me yesterday >mention something funny >somehow that flipped a switch in her brain >im now the most disgusting, fragile, little dicked "white boy" she has ever seen and that she's done with white men how the f--- do your emotions flip like that so much? I feel like I am constantly walking on egg shells around her but I also feel like she needs help and that I want to save her.

anon messed up | /r/Greentext

mfw Anonymous (ID: Av8u6U/c) 05/09/12(Wed)12:06:03 No.398634064 s---, my life is over. > eating a cup of ice cream while lurking > decide to fap and c-- into empty ice cream cup > forget cup on desk > leave room for a moment and notice that cup is gone > mom yells out of kitchen > slowly realize what happened > mom thought it was garbage and believed it was molten ice cream in the cup and drank it > she quickly noticed what it was > can't look into her eyes I'm never going to leave my room and will just starve here. Anonymous (ID: +bNrkr4R) 05/09/12(Wed)12:06:24 No.398634232 comedy gold Anonymous (ID: WK5PDFRO) 05/09/12(Wed)12:06:28 No.398634241 HAHAHAHAHAНАНАНАНА BWAHAHAHAHAH НАНАНАНА AHAHAHAHAHА НАНААНАНАНАНАНАНАНАН АНАНАНАН AHAHAHAHAH HAHAH HAHAHAHAНAНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАН AHAHAHAHAHAAНAНAНAНAНAНАНАНАНА НАНАНАНА НАНАЛ АНАНАН АНАНА АНАНАНАНАНАНАН Anonymous (ID: gkfi+qM6) 05/09/12(Wed)12:08:02 No.398634434 >>398634064 Pics or it didn't happen. AHAHAHAHAHAНАНАНАН AHAHAHAHAAHАНАНАНА АНАНА HAHAHAHAHAHАНАНА НАНАНА HAHAHAHAHAHАНАНАНАН АНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНАНА

Buttermaxxed dogcel | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/15/16(Fri)15:28:05 No.7881736 7881780 >>7882025 >>7882181 78830727883234 File: 766a578cfb021a78ce3bf2c50...).jpg (51 KB, 217x395) ▸ I used to know a guy who developed legit autism because his mom left him home alone a lot when he was a kid and when left to his own devices, he apparently ate nothing but butterdogs Anonymous 07/15/16(Fri)15:43:19 No.78817807881790 >>7881797 >>7883054 >>7881736 >Butterdogs I'm sorry, what ?

Anon likes Harry Potter | /r/Greentext

File: nazi potter.jpg (9 KB, 300x168) Based Harry Potter? Anonymous (ID: oxfiwBqR 01/16/23(Mon)16:05:48 No.412375071 ► >>412375309 WHITE I was re-reading "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Ausch- kaban" and came across this. What did J R.R. Rowling mean by this? Any thoughts? "Harry Potter!? What have you been doing in the Gas Chamber of Secrets!? Why is there an Amazon delivery of 14 large ovens? And where TF have all the bank goblins gone!?!" Dumbledore whispered inaudibly, shaking the very foundations of the earth. "It wasn't me boss-teacher. I promise." Harry said, rather r*tardedly. "Very well, I shall blame Slatherine then. 6 million points to Gryff-in-door." Anonymous (ID: SigrMHDF) 01/16/23 (Mon)16:08:54 No.412375309 >>412375071 (OP) They didn't have amazon deliveries back when that was written.

Anon is a master manipulator | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous trick for manipulating people 03/07/23(Tue)10:48:52 No.72476546 33 1530071694075.gif 1.51 MB GIF >act really nice to someone when you meet (not too nice or they'll get suspicious) >do favors and nice stuff for them >wait for them to share some kind of small secret with you >keep that secret for a while so that they trust you more >they trust you with bigger secrets / make themselves more vulnerable to you >keep those secret as well so they trust you even more, ignorant of your true intentions >they trust you even more >continue refraining from betraying their trust >become lifelong friends/companions >they never knew you were actually just tricking them use this information wisely, fellow machiavellians

Anon is average | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Gateway 87 KB JPG 03/06/23 (Mon)19:11:54 No.895465085 >flacid d--- is below average >boner is above average I AM THE GATEWAY : Anonymous >>895465085 (OP) # op learns what average means 03/06/23 (Mon)19:40:22 No.895466568

This is real | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 59 KB JPG 03/06/23 (Mon)13:32:12 No.72469970 >Jerked off all the time >Been sexually active with girls since I was 14 >Always felt like my orgasms were shallow and lackluster >Would always have these moments of disassociation during sex >For some reason my brain would kick on and say, "You're literally just rub skin against one another and activating nerves endings in a biological process that will make you c--" >Always had to tell my brain to shut up and just enjoy it >Recently bought a sex doll >For the first time experience actual passionate sex >Have no clue why, but feel more of a connection with the doll than I've ever had with any sexual partner >Had an intense, twenty second long orgasm >Never produced as much semen as that in my life WHAT THE F--- IS GOING ON?! WHAT HAPPENED?!

anon is carmaxxed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 21 KB JPG 03/06/23 (Mon)15:36:01 No.895454860 >be khhv f-- >mad about not having a girlfriend or having sex >pandemic starts, I get depressed after having to make the hard decision to leave my abusive friend group >still sex obsessed >buy my first car, a RD1 CRV >needed some work done to pass inspection >realize that I f------ love working on cars >replaced everything in autistic detail >car runs a lot better than when I first got it >bought a dirt bike to service and f--- around with >Motivated to take care of myself more >notice more girls checking me out, something that hasnt happened prior to me picking up the wrench >realized that sitting at home playing vidya won't get me laid, much less happy >realize that being happy single is actually great >plan on going to racing/mx events to meet like-minded people Did my car cause me to improve my life by accident? 4 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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