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Walk a mile in my shoes | /r/Greentext

63 KB JPG 4 Replies / 1 Image >get rejected by my crush >she tells me I should try walking in her shoes >buy shoes similar to hers >everyone starts calling me f----- View Thread

Anon orders cheese | /r/Greentext

i got to much cheese >Be me week ago >order some cheese online >my autistic ass orders 70kg by accident >ffw yesterday >be surprised about big and heavy package >it is all cheese >over square meter of cheese >mfw i got cheese for next few months But actually w-- can i do with this amount of f------ cheese?

Anon's love story | /r/Greentext

go Being a guy is crazy cuz the moment you turn 13, youre competing with grown men for girls your age 174.0 Seen 2h (9/5 10:04) 905559052 5 Re 1 Img JPG 185KB (1080 x 1041) Screenshot_20230904_213256_Photos~ 2.jpg >be me > be 12 at the time >meet girl same age at local ice rink as I go skating every Friday and some Saturdays >we end up talking and makeout all night >ffw to a week later she tells me she wants to break up >broke my little 12 year old heart but oh well >talk to my friend about it >he says she's dating some guy with a car >w-- : >were both 12 so I assume he's 16 >later that night he comes to pick her up >dude has a full beard and tattoos >looks like he's in his late 20s maybe early 30s >he gets out, they kiss and he opens the door for her >they drive off into the night together >the following week her friend "S" tells me that they're having sex too >at 12 years old I had to watch a grown man steal my 12 yr old gf and he plowed her

Camping on the roadside | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous 35 KB JPG 08/29/23 (Tue)05:30:25 No.4604178 >house centipede >Lives entirely inside your house What the f--- did these c---- do before houses were invented?

Talking about generation | /r/Greentext

20m (9/5 7:34). 905552305 0 Re 0 Img JPG-54KB (537 x 720) 1671139765169.jpg ; Born in 1979. We'd roll down hills in tires, pile into my buddy's car and drive around town, dance in fields, stick our arms out car windows, go to a house party with my buddy's band playing live music, drink out of plastic cups, jump in the pool, throw toilet paper all over the neighbor's house and throw their lawn chairs in the pool, then stop by a corner store and get a slushie and beg strangers to buy us beer. It's sad that this generation will never experience the things I did as a kid.

Anon Doesn't Want to be in Slytherin | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 01/16/23(Mon)18:04:03 No.179287967 File: SLYTHERIN.jpg (107 KB, 862x575) >>179288080>>179289100 >>179289153 >>179287265 (OP) >"Not Slytherin, not Slytherin!" >Excuse me what the f---, who do you think you are, cheeky little s---, telling me where to put you? >"l-I thought I could as-" >You thought wrong, pervert, I see inside your mind, tugging your d--- while snorting your aunties knickers. Want me to tell everyone here, gobshite? >"No, no please!" >That's more like it, little f-----, Dumbledore has already "calmly" asked me over and over again to put you in Gryffindor. I think I'll piss in his cereal, so to speak, and yours, by saying >SLYTHERIN! >Dumbledore bellowed and cursed and stampeded toward the hat, "I'LL S--- IN YOU FOR THIS!" >Forgetting Harry was still wearing the hat, Dumbledore lowered his britches and unleashed a typhoon of foul smelling excrement. >"I can't smell or taste, you senile nonce!" laughed the hat, while Harry drowned in filth calmly.

I also look like this and say this. | /r/Greentext

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] Replies: 23 / Images: 1/Posters: 17 / Page: 2 [Update] [ Auto] File: 1620722874193.png (28 KB, 330x440) A Ỡ Anonymous 08/12/21(Thu)00:53:43 No.226738292 >>226738355>>226738362 based >>226738377 >>226738381 >>226738382 >>226738514 >>226738535>>226738566 >LJDAJFKLDAJFIODAFDALKFJADOIGJKFCVJ AZSDLKFJDAIPOFGJQAEPOIEJFLKADJFKLOJ DAJG; KLADJFKIAKOSDPJGDALKJDALJHFGAD IJFADLKJFADSLKFHJQWAREIOJHA;LKDJFLD JHGA;DLKJFDA;FIKIAPEUJF;LKAJDFKLDJA ;KLJCVKLADHJNFLDAJNMCLKADJEIPJTRFOI ALDHJFGKL;ADJFLDAKJFDLAKFJGDLAKFJNA Based >>226738568 >>226738569 >>226738583 >>226738642 >>226738659 DLKJFHGERIPOJFLKADJNFLKNMCK Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu)00:54:54 No.226738316 Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu)00:55:16 No.226738322 Anonymous 08/12/21 (Thu)00:55:30 No.226738328 I look like this and say this

Seriously, why? | /r/Greentext

>be you >on 4chan Why? 1h (9/5 6:21). 905549172 61 Re 24 Img PNG 13KB (657 × 527) apu.png ;

Anon specified what she wanted | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 34 KB JPG 08/11/22(Thu)15:19:54 No.69770100 >be me >dating an 8.5/10 for 1 year >sex everyday >she wants to try something new >wants me to degrade her "you're dumb and your sister is better than you" >breaks up with me

Anon has digestive issues | /r/Greentext

File: anus6.jpg (13 KB, 223x296) slim anus Anonymous 09/04/23 (Mon)15:40:10 No.905520146 >>905520762 >>905520825 >be me >have had blood in my s--- for years >sometimes a lot sometimes a little >don't do anything about it even though I pay $500 bucks a month for health insurance >past few days ass has been unbearably sore and insanely itchy >pretty sure it's hemorrhoids or a--- fissures or both >still s------- blood >buy preparation H off amazon and all it does is burn my ass >buy this stuff called RectiCare and it doesn't burn but doesn't help >try vasaline and neosporin and it feels good but the pain comes back and my ass just feels wet all day >finally try taking a bath with a 1/4th cup of baking soda in the water and it feels incredible >take another bath and the pain is lessened so much, instant relief I only recently changed My diet this past year but it is literally chicken, steak, eggs, oatmeal, vegetables, protein shakes. I don't eat fast food or junk food anymore but maybe I just need more fiber in my diet. I also think I was straining when I took s---- and maybe wiping too hard. Anyway, there's no point to this thread other than to give strangers updates on my anus. I think if I keep taking the baking soda baths and wipe more softly and don't strain when I s---, my ass will make a full recovery.

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