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Anon is befuddled | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/31/23(Sun)23:55:58 No.261296983 File: 2024-01-01 16_54_26.png (951 KB, 1593x1507) Shika Nuclear Power Station 北陸電力志贺原子力発電所 2.7 ***** (26) Nuclear power plant Overview Directions O P. H D Q Save rikuden.co.jp 0767-32-2666 Add a label Reviews T925-0161 Ishikawa, Hakui District, Shika, Akasumi, 1 3P6G+CH Shika, Ishikawa Send to your phone Claim this business Your Maps activity Add hours Photos O Nearby 20 Photos Add missing information Send to phone Suggest an edit >>261296325 About Share Occurrence at (IST) 16:10 JST 01 Jan. 2024 iyama Region name Noto, Ishikawa Prefecture Depth very shallow Magnitude M7.4 Matsue I OKAYAMA Okayama 山 KAGAWA HYOGO Himeji 姫路 Kobe 28 KYOTO Osaka >>261297381 Latest Tsunami Warnings/Advisories/Forecasts X Epicenter BEA Kyoto SHIGA 京都 NARA Latest Tsunami Information Major Tsunami Warning Tsunami Warning Tsunami Advisory Tsunami Forecast (Slight sea level changes) FUKUI ISHIKAWATE Kanazawa Shika Nuclear Power Station MIF Google Toyama Elis TOYAMA GIFU Nagoya 名古屋 AICHI Anonymous 01/01/24(Mon)00:03:07 No.261297381 >>261297436 >>261297649 >>261297651 Okazaki- NAGANO Hamamatsu 浜松 >>261296983 >Europe is not prone to infrastructure damaging natural disasters, shuts down nuclear power plants >Japan is perpetually an errant sneeze away from having earth shattering earthquakes, builds nuclear power plants SHIZUOKA O Shizuoka 静岡 Niigata YAMANASHI GUNMA SAITAMA KANAGAWA FUKU To

Dashing evening | /r/Greentext

1/1 Ika (OP) . 6h (1/1 7:46) 75960487 4 Re.0 Img JPG 1MB (1079 × 1436) · i wuz at da club.jpg 3 Replies . . >be me >DoorDashing on new years night to make some quick money (and because i have no parties to go to) >25 dollar dash pops up, I get excited >The order is at a bar/lounge >they're busy as f--- obvi cause of the new years, I have to wait at the hostesses desk for my order >While I'm waiting, I'm forced to watch everyone walk in, the music is blaring, I can see everyone dancing and having fun Kill me

Manlet rage | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >manlet >receding hairline >constantly angry 12/30/23(Sat)20:24:38 No.194047941 922339.jpg 221 KB JPG >only personality trait is that he's insecure and constantly seething about another man being better than him >wife is a w---- that always flirts with other men If it weren't for the fact that his creator is asian then I'd be 100% convinced this guy was meant to be a parody on beta males, considering how literally every beta male stereotype applies to him.

Bravo, Vince | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/01/24(Mon)15:39:58 No.194155945 jrr-tolkien-9508428-1-402.jpg 25 KB JPG >Hmmm, what should I call the evil follower of Sauron? >He's a man.... Sauron.... Hmmm...

Been 10 years anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/01/24(Mon)05:57:48 No.662375645 loyl.jpg 55 KB JPG What was the turning point where devs went from: >"Hey dude, check out this sick game" to >"Listen, we have a message to share, we're going to educate you, this is what you're supposed to like"

Anon wants to listen to Led Zeppelin | /r/Greentext

>>35574459 # reminds me >get wisdom teeth removed >go home high as s--- >get on the computer >go to youtube >really want to listen to Led Zeppelin (1 don't even listen to them regularly) >keep typing in Led Zeppelin but nothing Led Zeppelin-related is coming up >get mad >go to bed >sleep for like 12 hours. >wake up >go to delete my browsing history like I usually do >"loop zoop" searched on youtube ~25 times >I thought I was typing in "Led Zeppelin"

Faces of Temptation | /r/Greentext

Anonymous j...just pay for a h----- bro 123 KB JPG 12/31/23(Sun)18:50:33 No.75957823 >there are only a small handful of legit escort sites >80% of the women on them are 4/10s that look like drug addicts >the remaining 20 are sex doll bimbos that seedy wall-street guys and lonely richfags trying to cheat on their wives do unspeakable things to >Onlyfans and simp culture have cucked me out of ever sleeping with my p--- crush, the only ones that escort to normies are washups and D-tiers >despite the foreignfags posturing, the women on their websites don't look much better >would have to risk life to go to some seedy red light district in South America or half way across the planet to some nasty European place >would have to use condom so not only am I missing the emotional appeal of sex, it won't even be physically fulfilling >Onlyfans culture and covid also ruined stripclubs and sugarbabies

Anon submits an assignment | /r/Greentext

I submitted gay p--- to my literature teacher. Help I submitted gay p--- to my lit(...) F 70 KB JPG 01/01/24(Mon)00:44:37 No.22896040 >Literature teacher i quite like told us to submit a story or some s--- >Remembered it last day >S---. >Pumped myself with substances to try think of something >*Lightbulb* >Wrote like 5k words in one night >Decided to check up what I've written when in ritalin or something >Apparently my brain thought I was posting s--- on wattpad like usual >tfw I sent a me x Y/N gay erotica to my teacher He is marking my s--- and I am scared man : Anonymous >>22896040 (OP) # Tell him that you were inspired by the Greeks 01/01/24(Mon)00:47:34 No.22896045

Anon creates a new word | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: OVXJOVC6 BECA LM VAL AMERICAN EXPRESS FOUNDING SPONSOR BECA LM VAL AMERICAN EXPRESS FOUNDING SPONSOR alamy FE F PE 12/31/23(Sun)20:13:54 No.453656962 PECA M alam D5XETG.jpg 131 KB JPG AMERICAN EXPRESS TRIBECA FILM FESTIVAL AMERICAN EXPRESS TRIBECA FILM AMERICAN EXPRESS FESTIVAL alamy AMERICAN AMERICAN EXPRESS a Image ID: DSXETG www.alamy.com What are the political implications of dating a zoomette with boy hair in 2024? al

The New Year's Brawls | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Happy new years 361 KB JPG 12/31/23(Sun)19:15:10 No.75958115 >sister stirs up family because she had to stay home this new years instead us going to family friends like we did the past 2 new years >mother gets mad because sister consistent bitching and fights at whole family >midnight comes everyone is yelling at eachother I sadly got dragged into it >parents are drunk and screaming and sister is yelling at both of them >no one texts and no one to happy new years >locked myself in my room playing WoW >they always fight every new years because of petty or small issues Happy new years everyone

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